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Saturday BJHHH #1913: Bitch, Please get out of Beijing!

From two-thirds of the hares who brought you the Best Boxer Trail Ever, comes Bitch Please’s last hash in Beijing!  Between all of the goodbye drinks, we’ve somehow thrown together a thoroughly mediocre romp though Lido-adjacent Jiangtaixiang!

Nothing says “Bitch, Please!” like Hawaiian shirts and tiny dogs, but since Beijing summer is officially upon us and it’ll be to dang hot for the puppers, leave them in the aircon, don your most tropical duds, and join us in sending her off in hashy classy style.

While some of the trail may seem familiar to frequent hashers, we guarantee this week’s trail has no more than 30% recycled content!  There’s new brickings, more rubble, and even grittier beer stops!  (Ice cream not guaranteed at BBB2)

**Public Service Announcement!  The first runner’s leg includes an obstacle that requires a little more agility than normal, so either be prepared or walk the first leg.


Hares:

Bitch Please, MoreMen, Moose Knuckles

When:

Saturday, 29 June.  Meet up at 2:30, run starts at 3pm.

Hash Cash:

30 RMB — Run/Walk, beer stops, circle

80 RMB — Run/Walk, beer stops, circle, and dinner!

Dress code:

Hawaiian shirts!

Restaurant:

Jingzun Roast Duck

Jiuxianqiao Road No.14 Zhaowei Industrial Park Block 37 No.37-1

京尊烤鸭

酒仙桥路14号37幢37-1号

Hopefully we’ll have outdoor seating!

D’erections:

Line 14 Jiangtai subway station, take Exit A, walk south, take the first left, walk about 150 meters.  Restaurant will be on your left.

从地铁14号线将台站A口往南,第一个路口左转,往东140米,餐厅在路北

 

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By |June 26th, 2019|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Hash House Harriers|

BJHHH#1912: Wet, Wild and Windmilled – The Sequel

It’s been 360 long dry days since the great hash water war of 2018. We all remember the incredibly attractive hares, the copious amounts of cold beer and the theraputic affect of taking aim on your fellow hashers.
This year expect wetter water, wilder windmills, an even tastier trail…and of course…bigger guns.

Armour up, holster up and let’s take this sequel into the elite group of ‘sequels better than the originals’ .

Join us in the hutongs once more as we Blow, Squirt and Piss the day away.

🔫 🔫 🔫🔫 🔫  🔫 🔫 🔫🔫 🔫🔫 🔫 🔫🔫 🔫


Hares:

Super Squirter, Blow Harder and Piss ‘n’ Chips

When:

Saturday 22nd of June, meetup at 2:30. Run starts at 3pm.

Dress Code:

Come ready to get wet and soak in HouHai! BYOP – Bring your own pistol!

Hash Cash:

Run or walk, beer stops and circle drinks 30 RMB
Run or walk, beer stops, circle drinks and Hash meal 80 RMB

Restaurant & Meet up:

旧鼓楼外大街68号。#68 JiuGuLou WaiDaJie
(before you start making dinner plans it’s delicious roof top bbq!) 

D’erections:

Guloudajie subway Station line 2 and 8. Exit A2 or B. Cross the bridge and follow the hash marks.
By |June 16th, 2019|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Hash House Harriers|

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Formerly known as just “Hash China”, the new improved directory comes with a beautiful new design, better user interface, responsive, more content, dedicated hash news section, highlighted events in the region, easy access in the mainland and many more features! All by the hand of Dazed & Confused and RoomBoy.

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We like our drinks,
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia

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