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Beijing H3 Run #1903: It will be a different one!

It will be a different one! You heard this many times, for sure. At least a variation of it (Next time you’ll cum too, I swear!—The next beer will be cold!—Next time I really care about your problems!)But the Hares promise you, this time for real, it will be a different one!

Join Hot Cockolate, Tinderella and Master Baker this Saturday, April 20th, 2019 for an amazing we don’t care at all trail at the edges of Beijing’s CBD. We might enter it from the rear, but it’s not a promise.

It will be a different one! Because all of the Hares actually have never been together to scout or discuss the trail until this point in time! Who cares? The Hares don’t, as it will be a different one!

It will be a different one! Na, the Hares are not so sure about this anymore! There will be cold beer (the shop clerks promised that the beer will be cold!), a shitty trail (the Hares even hired a guy to provide some poo during the run!) and a wonderful dinner (no idea about that, all the nice restaurants around did not fit the budget requirements at all!). This sounds like promise land, doesn’t it?

Anyhow, it will be a different one! Meet up at Hujialou subway station, Line 6/10, exit B (North-East) on Saturday, April 20th! Be on time at 13.30hrs so we can grab your money or digital wallets! The run is  moderately priced at 30Rmb a Hasher, but adding dinner to your run, ruins your kids (or future kids) college funds, 80Rmb a pop it is for the full service. Happy endings not included!

It will be a different one, Hot Cockolate insists, and she might be right! It’s the Easter Saturday extravaganza, that’s for sure, and this is different to all the other weekends you waste your time hashing around Beijing!


Hares:

Hot Cockolate, Master Baker, Tinderella

Date:

Saturday, April 20th

Time:

Meet at 1:30 PM, Hash starts at 2PM

Type:

A to A

Hash Cash:

30RMB for the hash and circle

80RMB for hash, circle and dinner

D’erections:

Hujialou subway station, Subway Line 6/10, exit B (North-East)

地铁呼家楼站。地铁6号线或者10号线,B口(东北口)

By |April 17th, 2019|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

WEDNESDAY FMH #130: Western BJ Full Moon Adventure

‘Why always in the hutongs? ‘ you whined.

‘When will we hash somewhere different?’ you inquired.

Like any good wolf pack we have heard your howls.

This full moon hash will be like no other… Except the fundamentals which will be exactly the same. Join us on Wednesday for the same same but different full moon hash!

You wanted South,  we give you north.

You wanted the heat, we give you mildly cold,

You wanted clear skies, we give you… Beijing,

You wanted somewhere new, we give you something different,

You wanted excitement, we give you… WUDAOKOU!

Same same but different. Join us as we run, frolic, romp, wassail and MORE.

ON ON


Hares:

Old school rules, hares raised on the spot

Type:

Live trail, catch-the-hare

When:

Wednesday, 17th April, meet 7:30pm run starts at 8:00pm

Hash Cash:

Run & circle- 20 kuai

Dinner- bill shared between diners

Meet Up:

Blow Harder’s Apartment!!!

20 Chengfu Road, Building 46 Flat 1101

成府路20号院46号楼1101室

D’erections:

Take the metro to line 13’s wudaokou (五道口)station. Take Exit B and turn right. Once you reach China University of Geosciences (Zhōngguó dì zhì dàxué 中国地质大学(北2门) go right again. You will arrive in no time!!!!

By |April 15th, 2019|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Full Moon Hash House Harriers|

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Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

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