Next Friday 15th of December at Blue Marlin:
It is once again the time of the year where we celebrate together with a jolly good merry party! A fantastic buffet with a 4h free flow beer, soft drinks and mixers. Dress code is formal with Santa hat and don’t forget to put on your dancing shoes for some post-dinner booty shaking, a live band will be playing all night long! More info with Heart On and Agent Orgy.
Do not miss any single run of the Beijing HHH, Fullmoon HHH or Boxer HHH.
Find all upcoming runs details here and find you can find any blame THE HARES!!! Our next run is…
Old school rules, hares raised on the spot
Live trail, old school catch-the-hare rules
Friday, 10 November 2017
Meeting 7:30, run 8:00
Headlamp, reflective clothing
- Hash Cash:
Run & circle 20 kuai, dinner A-A-zhi (bill shared between diners)
- Meet up:
Restaurant: Lao jin si jia shua rou jia chang cai (老金私家刷肉家常菜)Address: 25 Chunxiulu. (second floor), Outer Dongzhimen Rd. (东直门外春秀路幸福二村25号楼2层)
Subway Line 2 Dongzhimen Station Exit C. Walk about 800 meters east along Dongzhimen Waidajie. Turn right onto Chunxiulu and walk 100 meters south. The restaurant is on the left-hand side, go up the elevator, it’s on the second floor.
Beer sponsored by:
Exactly 94 years ago, a faithful Saturday 4th of November of 1922 somewhere near the valley of the kings in Egypt, British Archaeologist Howard Carter and his workmen made one of the most important discoveries in the history: Finding the entrance to the stairway leading to a lost tomb undisturbed for over 3,000 years… The men finally ended the hunt for Tutankhamun!!
But who cares!!?? before the cold grey air sets in to our magical city, we must go on one last hunt. The hunt for the novice hares.
Come one come all to our run through Chaoyangmen. Follow our amateur hares as they hop through hutongs, get lost in lush ancient parks, scurry through out-of-this-world Soho and duck through local dwellings under the always watchful eyes of Dazed & confused himself!
Snake Cunter, Pptease and Dazed & Confused
Saturday 4th of November, 2017
Meet at 1:30pm. Hash starts at 2:00pm.
(Plan earlier if you are coming by subway, detail below)
30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner
What to bring/dress code:
No, you don’t need to dress up like an Egyptian…
Old school hash rules: just bring yourself and your awesomeness!
We meet at the restaurant
独领疯烧串吧 (Dulingfengshao BBQ)
东城区金宝街6号 (No.6 Jinbao Street, Dongcheng District)
Meet at Paddy’s before and grab a taxi together directly to the restaurant, it will be a 15 to 20 rmb ride.
Coming by subway? Awesome! The restaurant is about 1.2k from either Jianguomen (line 1) or Chaoyangmen (line 2) or Dengshikou (Line 5). So plan the walking time if you are coming by subway, or take a good old MOFO and bike there. The restaurant is in the SOUTH side of the street.
Here is a map for your convenience and If any help is needed dial Pptease at 18600644073.
Beer sponsored by:
Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…
Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!
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