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Sunday BJHHH #1894: “Sobriety” After Celebration

Whether the greasy and alcoholic CNY has numbed your nerves, the material and status comparison of relatives and friends has already become a mercenary relationship, the rushing CNY and the crowding of famous scenic spots afflict your body and mind. What is more irrational is the sharp contrast of robber price increases before and after the festival. Confused? Hate? No, useless!

Two hares gloomy Dr. Shocker for a better live and his co-hare blue Pickle Boy seeking for justice, will bring hashers to Tsinghua campus to feel the refreshing fragrance of books. Wait! The new campus regulations prohibit drinking on campus, and the canteens are not open until term begins. Then look around the living area of Tsinghua university to find a positive attitude, all zero forward. Eh! The administrative force is again dictating.


Hares:

Dr. Shocker, Pickle Boy and second-stringer

Date and Time:

Sunday February 17th. Meet 1:30, Run 2:00

Type:

A to A

What To Bring:

Critical thinking, wise eyes, and relaxed mood.

Hash Cash:

30 RMB for run and circle
80 RMB for run, circle and dinner

Meet:

巴依老爷新疆餐厅(Bayilaoye Uighur Restaurant)北京海淀区双清路88号
No.88,Shuangqiang Road, Haidian District, Beijing, Tel: (010)6278 0868

D’Erections:

Wudaokou Subway (Line 13), Exit A or Northwest Exit. Go straight west 400 meters, turn right into Zhongguancun East Road 250 meters, turn right into Shuangqing Road 310 meters to reach the restaurant. You can see Hash signs.
五道口地铁站(13号线),A出口或西北口。正西直行400米,右转进入中关村东路250米,右转进入双清路走310米到达餐厅。可看到路标。

By |February 13th, 2019|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

SATURDAY Boxer #175: Let’s go cherry picking!

We interrupt this regularly scheduled program to bring you a break from the routine and get some good, fresh (kinda) air in a trip to the valleys. On this Boxer hash, ain’t no mountain high…ain’t no valley low…ain’t no cherry picking here! Ok, that’s a lie. Your hares did cherry pick the best valleys they could find. We’ll pop your cherry in the valley and then over to a quiet valley where we’ll likely make as much noise as we want! It’s the only way to do a fucking hash.

We’ve even got a song for the road. The more beer, the better it sounds:

There once were some hashers from Beijing.
Who wanted to shake up some things.
They made quite a fuss, then got on a bus,
It’s what a boxer hash will bring.

So out of the city they’ll go.
And stop in some valleys below.
There’ll be beer…drink it down.
Cuz we’re out of town.
Don’t fuck around and miss the show.
Just check out the details below.

We could Rhyme the whole weekend in tow.
It’s the Little Red Shittinghood, Cock Chain, and BBC…


When:

Saturday, February 16th, 2019

When:

Cherry Valley

Time:

Meet at 10 a.m. Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp-ish

Hash Cash:

200 RMB will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks, and a bash!
Bring extra cash for any drinks at XL Bar after the run.

What to Bring:

Bring your own water bottle because the boxer doesn’t supply plastic water bottles! We will bring a big water for you to refill. ♻️❤️🌏
Your cell phone. Lots of warm clothes. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction. A sense of humor.

Meet Up:

XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).

D’erections:

It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.

** IMPORTANT NOTE: THE BEIJING BOXER HASH IS AN OFF-ROAD RUNNING HASH GOING OUT TO THE HILLS AROUND BEIJING ONCE A MONTH. WE USUALLY AIM FOR THE SECOND SATURDAY OF EACH MONTH, BUT MAY VARY DEPENDING ON THE HARES’ AVAILABILITY, CURRENCY EXCHANGE FLUCTUATIONS, THE SCORE OF THE MOST RECENT BEIJING GUO’AN GAME, THE BUS DRIVER’S MOOD AND OTHER VARIABLE FACTORS WE HAVE ZERO CONTROL OVER. WE DO NOT ADJUST FOR WEATHER CONDITIONS (BRING A TOWEL, YOU WON’T DROWN) NOR POLLUTION LEVELS (THEY’RE LOWER OUT IN THE MOUNTAINS ANYWAY). IT’S OK TO WALK BUT NOT TO LALLYGAG. KEEP MOVING … WE’RE A RUNNING HASH. HEART ATTACKS ARE NOT PERMITTED. AS WE ARE OUT ON MOUNTAIN TRAILS, IT’S EASY TO GET LOST. IF YOU’RE TOO STUPID TO BRING A PHONE WITH YOU (LIM&S, LOOKING AT YOU!) AND YOU GET LOST. WE WON’T PH*CKING CARE, NOR WILL WE PH*CING PIN YOU EITHER. WE MAY OR MAY NOT SEND A SEARCH PARTY LOOKING FOR YOU. IF WE DO, CHANCES ARE IT WILL CONSIST PRIMARILY OF RABID DOGS AND HUNGRY WOLVES. THAT BEING SAID, WE ARE GLAD TO HAVE YOU JOIN US AND HOPE YOU ENJOY A GREAT DAY! (BY THE WAY, NO YOU WON’T BE BACK FOR YOUR IMPORTANT DINNER DATE BRING THEM ALONG INSTEAD)

By |February 11th, 2019|Boxer Hash House Harriers|

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia

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