Leave your fedora and short shorts in the cave as we run around tombs so ancient, you almost won’t notice the Changping line announcements in the background – it’s time for Tomb Raiders of the Lost Ark! With skies this clear and ice-cold beer, you may consider getting your own plot.

Cum run with us on the vertiginous peaks of Changping (leave the stilettos at home, we don’t need any x-rays). Lets On! On! Loudly enough to wake the occupants of the Ming Dynasty tombs. We promise nothing, but swimming, broad vistas, and cultural relics might be featured.

 


When:

Saturday, August 24th

8月24日星期六

Time:

Meet at 10a.m.

Departure at 10:30a.m. sharp-ish

Hares:

StilletHOE, Indiana Bones, Triple X Ray

A-B

What to Bring:

Cell phone, sun block, running shoes(!), sense of adventure, direction, and humor.

Bring your own water bottle   because the boxer doesn’t supply plastic water bottles! We will bring a big water for you to refill. ♻️❤️🌏

Registration:

We need to have numbers! So go ahead and register today!

Register to Boxer H3

Hash Cash:

200RMB gets you a scenic round-trip bus ride, the Boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks and a great dinner.

Meet Up:

XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).

D’erections:

It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.


 

*** IMPORTANT NOTE: The Beijing boxer hash is an off-road running hash going out to the hills around Beijing once a month. We usually aim for the second Saturday of each month, but may vary depending on the hares’ availability and other variable factors we have zero control over. We do not adjust for weather conditions (bring a towel, you won’t drown) nor pollution levels (they’re lower out in the mountains anyway). It’s ok to walk but not to lallygag. Keep moving … We’re a running hash. Heart attacks are not permitted. As we are out on mountain trails, it’s easy to get lost. If you’re too stupid to bring a phone with you and you get lost, We won’t ph*cking care, nor will we ph*cing pin you either. We may or may not send a search party looking for you. If we do, chances are it will consist primarily of rabid dogs and hungry wolves. That being said, we are glad to have you join us and hope you enjoy a great day! (by the way, no you won’t be back for your important dinner date bring them along instead) ***