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Summer Away Hash #1812

By | 2017-07-13T17:26:50+00:00 July 11th, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Annual summer away hangover(!) hash. Bandage up your burns. Lick the marshmallow from your hands(?). Double check nothing swam up your urethra. Put on some clean undies and get to running! Type: A to A Hares: Finger My Dough, Dash Hound Bitch, Crash Test Dummy When: Sunday, July 16th Time: Ridiculously Early! Registration: Click here to register to the away hash

Run #1738: Brolentine’s Day Hash

By | 2017-06-22T11:17:51+00:00 February 11th, 2016|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Hash House Harriers|

Most people are aware that Valentine's Day is February 14th, but only those in the know are aware of the most bromantic of holidays, Palentine's Day, which takes place on SATURDAY, February 13th. Valentine's Day is for bro's, that's why the inseparable threesome of Pickle Boy, Herr Splashy Pants, and Dry Hole are haring together. Shake off the lonely Beijing [...]

Run #1733: Nowhere Man’s Birfday Bash

By | 2017-06-22T11:17:53+00:00 January 6th, 2016|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Hash House Harriers|

The hash is celebrating Nowhere Man's Birfday this weekend, and our avuncular hash friend has promised to hold nothing back. Expect a trail that diligently avoids the strenuous, special beer stops at popular watering holes, a hearty dinner of chicken curry and veggie pasta, ice cold kegs of beer and cider, and plenty of birthday shenanigans. [list type="icon-check-empty"] Hares: Nowhere [...]

Run #1732: Mad Scientists and Haywire Robots

By | 2017-06-22T11:17:53+00:00 December 31st, 2015|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Hash House Harriers|

Welcome to 2016, the year of epic robot battles and AI research assistants. Tomorrow is today, 'bots are not parts of movies anymore, and their developers are out there pretending The Terminator was a thing (warning) that never happened. How will we deal with the potential onslaught of the Robot Revolution? Practice our running (because they're gon' come after us) [...]

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