Beijing HHH Run #1850: How deep is your Bay-Jing love?

What is your favourite part of Beijing? Hou-high is beihai? Ask any rando’s you’ve just added on Wechat, Tantan, Momo or Tinder to join you for a spring stroll around Houhai and we bet you a fiver he or she will actually show up. As a non-matter of fact, do ask them to do exactly that on this Saturday, April 14th. We hereby officially declare the Hash Summer hunting season opened and so will meet at 2.30PM for a 3PM run (not a 2PM run).

Ready for some cheap Belgian import? That’s right, expect our 2 guest hashers ‘Big Brussels’ (Moist Brussels’ bruther) and ‘Mama Mussels’ (Moist Brussels’ mum)  to reward your sexy hash-flash swim boxers, goggles and Beijing Bikinis more than generously with some pinker Elephant beer. Delirious!  Elephantastic! No struggling here, the offer is real.

The theme is Lao BB. Not just because this sexy hash trail is ‘bringing Hutong back’ with a spring vengeance. We know, we say ‘BB’,  you think ‘BS’ ( Beijings’ infamous Higher Brothers : dakai Weixin bu shi lai ting ni BB zhe xie de). But ‘B’ and ’B’ represent the longstanding friendship between Lao Beijing and Belgium. Belgium’s massive total national land area is at least twice (twice!) as big as Beijing. Size, hashers?

Also, ‘just Li’ is finally turning 18. Some might even say (fake news?) she has been steadily making a name for herself at the hash. So prepare to get your green Yanjing moist and remember… one swallow does not make a summer. Who said head? We need the hole lot of yous to put on your pair of swim shorts, algae bras and beer goggles to come help us moist her. Cum cum and get together, drink, run, and celebrate this happy (birth)day for all hashers who are Aries.

Last but not least: who’s a good boi? Pickle Rick? Cumply and help us shout ‘ON HOME’ as we dionysusically run through Lao Beijing’s long-kept secret campus gates.  On a Friday the 13th hang-over, what could possibly go wrong?

 

Hares:

Muscles From Brussels, Big Brussels, Mama Muscle

When:

Saturday April 14

Time:

SUMMER HOURS  Meet at 2:30 p.m. Run starts at 3 p.m.

Dress Code:

Swimming Goggles (glasses), Swimming shorts, Beijing Bikinis

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle, and dinner

Meet up:

龙头井街3号

(老北京炸酱)

Lóngtóu jǐng Street Number 3
(lǎo běijīng zhá jiàng Noodle)

D’erections:

Use EXIT B of BeiHaiBei (Beihai North) Subway Station(Line 6),180 degrees left U-turn heading West and keep head to north for 250 meters,you’ll find the restaurant on your left on the main square’s corner. Or just look for the damn HHH marks!

北海北站B出口(地铁6号线),按照标记:向西北直行250米,餐厅在龙头井街3号,门面如照片

Or just look for the damn R marks!

By | 2018-04-13T00:57:12+00:00 April 13th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

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