Clamping up the dank mismanagement ranks like a legend, Pussy Nibbles kiwickly made a reputation for herself as a vital abominibble yet conscionibble hasher taking on roles both as

Boxer GM and HHH GM leading the hash to unseen multiple climaxes. But as the mellow kiwi is always greener on the other side, it’s now time to celebrate her FOYW so cum run with it! Geez(spots)!

Your hairy hares skiwized their inkiwisitive minds to come up with a proper theme to fuck her off in style. As we all know how kiwis find their sheep in long grass (…delightful!) it seemed reasonibble to say that we are not kitten around this time and plan to go balls deep with … our BEASTIALITIES theme. Because beastiality’s best girls and boys! In the end, what is love? Baby don’t herd me!
What’s left of the long weekenders in Beijing will be pulling itself off together to give her a decent hashy FO.

So dress up in sheep-white clothes. Or be a beast and cum as a pussy, a wallaby, a gator, or a bear to get bare with. Or an ostrich – a real wild ride when you get your weapon inside. Let’s round the hole lot of us up one more time and nibble around that massive wet circle. Hares pay a free black beer for all those dressed fully in sheep-white.

As we all know, the true power of a kiwi rests in its fiber-content stimulating intestinal transit, so this huge dump is guaranteed to land smooth like a fresh jar of vegemite. But if this happens to not be your favourite taste, turn her over. For long, on Saturday mornings horsey Hashers are usually hung somewhere over the rainbow in baldly new places visiting new life forms and new civilizations. Not to worry! Luckily, kiwis also have many natural antioxidants that protect our pinky eyes from possible damage caused by free radicals through solar radiation during space travel. Cum! Cum!

Our abominibble trail is guided through authentic hutongs by mystical river and lakes in parks that subtly reference the sensual delicacy of one of our favourite ancient poems by the springy Tang Dynasty Bai Juyi: 更待菊黄家酿熟,(Wait till the chrysanthemums are yellow and home-made wine is ripe) 与君一醉一陶然 ( I’ll drink with you and be carefree). So much likiwid! Pack your chewy bags and cum nibble on that!

By coi(tus)ncidence his wise words already in those days tended to be criticised for being all too “common” or “vulgar” defying all common societal norms and decency. …He was a hasher indeed! Not as mellow as Longfellow but it’s poetry! So let’s grab our true blue pussy balls and do good by this secret pearl of a park. On on!


Dress code:

SHEEPWHITE AND/OR BEASTY ANIMAL PROPS
HARES PAY A FREE BLACK BEER FOR ALL THOSE DRESSED FULLY IN SHEEP-WHITE

Hares:

Pussy Nibble, Chewancca, Brussels from Mussels.

Date:

Saturday, April 6th

Time:

Meet at 1:30PM, Hash starts at 2PM

Type:

A to A

Hash Cash:

30RMB for the hash and circle
80RMB for hash, circle, and dinner
Meat-up (and spoon in our golden hands)
Zhu Shi Kou 珠市口站 (just outside 2nd ring road)
天桥街道留学路31号(Tiānqiáo jiēdào liúxué lù 31 hào or No. 31, Xuexue Road, Tianqiao Street)
Name restaurant: 金手勺(留学路店)Golden Hand Spoon (Sui Xue Road)

D’erections:

From Exit G of Line-7 Zhushikou subway station do a U-turn, take first hutong on the left (West), walk 300 meters and take a right. Or follow the chonky chalk.