On a loud crowded highway, hot smog in my hair.
Cheap smell of yanjing, rising up through the air.
Up ahead in the distance, I see a hare for a sec.
My legs grew tired and was out of breath.
I had to stop for a check.
There they stood at the beerstop.
I heard calls of on on.
And I was thinking to myself
This could be Paddys or this could be XL.
Come in my Brum yelled on on and she showed me the way.
There were shouts all through SanLiTun.
I thought I heard them say.

Huanying to the drinking and running club.
Shush a shitty place (such a shiggy place).
Such amazing hares.
Plenty of drunks at the drinking and running club.
Saturdays at 3.
You can find the marks.

Her mind is Bearded Clam twisted, she got that cat Tit for Tap.
She got a lot of cold cold beer and no map.
How they run through the hutongs, sweet summer cheers.
Some run to exercise, hashers run to beers.
So I called up Danger Zone.
Please bring me my wine.
Ray said, we haven’t had that shit here since 1969.
And still those shouts are calling for open check.
Bring you back from the wrong two-way.
Just to hear them shout

Huanying to the drinking and running club.
Shush a shitty place (such a shiggy place).
Such amazing hares.
They drinking it down till they go to California.
What a nice fuck off (what a sad fuck off)
Bring your mugs and cry.

Theme: California Gurls (Like this 👇


Hares:

Beaded Clam, Danger Zone,  Cum in my Brum, Tit for Tap

When:

Saturday, 10th August, Meet up at 14:30, run starts at 15:00 (Come early for early cummer surprise ;))

Hash Cash:

30 RMB — Run/Walk, beer stops and circle
90 RMB — Run/Walk, beer stops, circle, and dinner (Like, OMG, sign up early for dinner)

Restaurant:

Ganges Indian Restaurant
No.28, Dongzhimen Outer Street Ireland Pub Floor 2, Chaoyang
Beijing China (Above Paddy’s duh.)

D’erections:

Meet at Paddy’s, 28 Dongzhimen Wai Dajie 东直门外大街28