Boxer #129 and Beijing #1654 Hash Trash

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Untrodden thicket all over hills tantalizes moxie of about 40 hashers,
as is last elaborate gig by beloved leaving Boxer GM, Bubba Spook.
Snarlup doubles the time to 4 hours from Tim bar to Miyun reservoir.
Sticking around podunk for way out,AutoBlow murmurs her fatigue;

Filthy wHabit ahead bawls away flour sign on the ground in thunder;
Red Snatcher more than ever transfers a call in the middle of lineup;
A platoon of Hashing mountaineers blaze a hill trail to endless peaks,
like Just Sam,Prancing Queen(Shanghai),Dreamin Semen,Heart On;

Hashers’s clatter from beginning crawls into a quiet along with wild.
Harking at shrill from Fire In the Hole in air of odor of shed leaves.
Beaten brambly path winds through up steeply with chalk signpost.
Just David, Lost In Marks and Spencer maintain howling out marks;

On arrival of a bushy hilltop, going forward cannot grope any sign.
Some have to retrace their steps down the hill and run into walkers,
Short Shift (Tianjin), Powder Puff (Tianjin), Shaken Not Stirred,etc.,
accede to a walking route to tag after marks pulling out of dilemma.

Boxer GM,Pussy Nibbles with Terry puppy leads the walkers like
Butt and Paste, Karate, Just Yanny, Dragon Lady and newcomers;
Doorman at the foot of hill reveals to point a way for a lost tall man,
who must be another hare,Urine Trouble,no wonder a return route;

Along with express way lined odd vendors for honeybee and fruit.
Roadside Hash limousine bus waits on hashers’s sortie on the trot
with cracker, snack and cold beer and soft drink. A circle hereupon
takes place is moderated by another Boxer GM, Who’s Your Dada;

Pickle Boy volunteers to serve the beer to whacked hashers timely;
Without doubt cheering 2 hares in the circle to birl for gratefulness.
Honey I’m Late starts a yoga by bending down to the ground airily;
A half sit down for a recovery like Cums On Vacation, Just Sammy,

Comes In 5 (Tianjin),Grasshopper (Tianjin),6 Kuai Short and so on;
Noah’s Arse has more associations with a team of males in the circle;
PN fetches out a headgear with plastic funnel linked a tortuous pipe
down to stick out a drinking mouth as pouring the beer into funnel

that fits well-deserved BS’s farewell show, at a time when he bibs
the beer with this headpiece must draw laugh from his comic relief;
Nut Pirate slings several false accusations for pedestrian sideshow;
Kiss My Maple Leaf as veteran Boxer hasher remarks on BS pithily;

Loaded muscle trucks roaringly rolls by to drown circle in a tail gas;
Just Monica attains her height of Hash naming by ushering in circle
to sit in the beer plastic trunk soaked with a half trunk of ice cubes,
in waves of screams and guffaws, for Black Hole and beer shower;

There is a restaurant across road where the open terrace entertains
all hashers with local buffet in spacious and squeaky embellishment.
Under a dim light of night to return to downtown,FH and COV sing
gleeful Hash songs on bus to relieve hashers’s tiredness in foggy sky.

Some remain at a resting state like Breakfast Included, Creamy Lips
Knob In Hood,Benz Over,Just Greg,Just Daniel and unbeknownsts;
Nearly midnight, turning back to Tim bar where others have been
like Snot, Eager Beaver and Life Of Pee treating hashers Margarita.

Not to distinguish between the Moon and the Sun for 2 Hash events.
To celebrate another farewell activity for considerate respected GM,
Life Of Pee and impressive dutiful Knob In Hood as twosome hares;
2 hours ahead of time over midafternoon gather at Paddy’s for a kick.

6 Kuai Short should be named Treasurer of Noble Hash for diligence;
CumShot and Crash Test Dummy must be optimal something keeper;
Some are becoming a Hash floater,i,e., Drill Me in and out whishtly;
6 Tianjin hashers enjoy every moment lingering till their train by dark.

Prancing Queen and Cums On Vacation are selected as adjutant hares;
Setting foot on an old trail for newness in a tract of streets and alleys.
Prelube for 2 hours have lost the bearings and only follow a spectrum
of hashers moving around faster to convert beer to sweat for a sanity.

First beer stop in hutong accelerates over 40 hashers’s transformation
where Discount Dildo seeks out a restroom far about 200 ms away;
Pickle Boy is picked out to be aided hare for LOP for next sauna trail;
Working closer with LOP keeps track of his assiduity and sensibility;

Coursing thru avenues, boulevards and across a dry stinky sewerage.
Soon enough the hashers in succession hit wayside second beer stop.
Jizzy Shelter mopes about toilet and beefs against a hard trail astray;
Iced beer relax the most to schmooze and some got lost by George.

All serene!A bootleg turn into another living quarters is in a fair way
to be right direction with helter-skelter high-keyed whoop for On-On,
in particular Open Check and Two Ways in fortuitous concatenation,
Insinuating a judgement into ever-increasing Hashing extracurricular.

Insensibly reaching third beer stop in clearing of modern compound.
Just Sam found out a jakes nearby indoors.CC at each beer stop airs
her feet; Just Wendy loves to chitchat with a smile;Eratica seems to
proliferate his blond muttonchop comparing to Urine Trouble’s one;

Jogging headlong with prattle down to canal byway and looking up
LOP and his adjuvant hare waving upward the bankside, at sight of
a stretch of chunks of torn bituminous slates, little short of passing
of Transformers’s Optimus Prime, snapping a group photo for sure.

Ambling around to a Mongolian barbecue restaurant as destination.
Stray hashers like DD with puppy and latecomers, e,g., AutoBlow,
Pussy Nibbles,Karate and Nut Pirate appear,every attire changes to
black T-shirt with 2 hares’s cool mug shots as token and Hash fund.

Circle jubilation on sidewalk is hosted by GM, Dazed & Confused
bringing in a huge injection-formed water jet to alter drinking way;
CTD and PB volunteer a BeerB**ch for hashers swigging for hares;
COV as RA and LOP by turns emcees diverse scenic titbits for glug.

LOP grooms assorted modelling with his varied props to raise laugh,
his flopping astonishes the hashers on site; a blast of shticks switch
over merriments and spiels even arguments of hashers off the wall,
e,g., Noah’s Arse, Just Yanny, Dreamin Semen,Benz Over, Placenta,

Lost In Marks and Spencer, Breakfast Includ

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