You thought it wouldn’t happen, *I* thought it wouldn’t happen but alas! Thanks to Dry Hole’s Filthy, raciest Habits, there is a Boxer this Saturday; served hot and fresh and last minute. The Swedish may had momentarily lured the hashers to a night of Norse debauchery (whatever that means) with their promises of flower crowns and free flow of alcohol but let’s be real, it can’t get more bacchanal than the Boxer hash.
So join us for the June Boxer Hash on Saturday, June 31st July 1st, as we choose the road…. much traveled in Huanghuacheng!

Click here to sign up for the Boxer H3 #161

 


Hares:

Dry Hole, Filthy Habits, Algae Bra

Runsite:

Huanghuacheng

When:

Saturday, July 1st, 2017

Time:

Meet at 10:00 a.m. Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp!

Hash Cash:

150 RMB will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks, and a bash!
Andy’s craft sausages will be serving breakfast and Bloody Marys, so bring extra cash for brekkie and any drinks at XL Bar after the run.

What to Bring:

Wear your bikini, it’s HAWT.Proper protection — a hat, lube (sunscreen), shades (sunglasses), etc. A vessel to carry water and an energy bar on trail. Your cell phone. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction.

Meet Up:

XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).

D’erections:

It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.

 

Click here to sign up for the Boxer H3 #161

 


 

** Important note: the Beijing boxer hash is an off-road running hash going out to the hills around Beijing once a month. We usually aim for the second Saturday of each month, but may vary depending on the hares’ availability, currency exchange fluctuations, the score of the most recent Beijing guo’an game, the bus driver’s mood and other variable factors we have zero control over. We do not adjust for weather conditions (bring a towel, you won’t drown) nor pollution levels (they’re lower out in the mountains anyway). It’s ok to walk but not to lallygag. Keep moving … we’re a running hash. Heart attacks are not permitted. As we are out on mountain trails, it’s easy to get lost. If you’re too stupid to bring a phone with you (lim&s, looking at you!) And you get lost. We won’t ph*cking care, nor will we ph*cing pin you either. We may or may not send a search party looking for you. If we do, chances are it will consist primarily of rabid dogs and hungry wolves. That being said, we are glad to have you join us and hope you enjoy a great day! (by the way, no you won’t be back for your important dinner date bring them along instead)