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Boxer #165: Herotic and Coward Slopes

It’s already been more than a month since Nash Hash, and while our excuse would be that it left us reeling and feeling like it would be impossible to top THAT trail of disgusting beauty, in true Mismanagement fashion…..: “yes, there is a Boxer this month.” The GM has cooked up yet another of her last-minute Santorum Cocktails (warning: contains Oracle Boner, Just Dumb and Stoned Age) and would very much like you to down it this Saturday, October 21st surrounded by the Much Beauty(TM) of Fragrant Hills. So stop having a life and join us on a possibly moist, possibly muddy, possibly undeniably shitty trail……we have beer.

PS. Yes, we’re embarrassed about that meme reference too.

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Hares:

Oracle Boner, Just Dumb and Stoned Age

Runsite:

Xiangshan Fragrant Hills

When:

Saturday, October 21st, 2017

Time:

Meet at 10:00 a.m. Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp!

Hash Cash:

150 RMB will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks, and a bash!
Andy’s craft sausages will be serving breakfast and Bloody Marys, so bring extra cash for brekkie and any drinks at XL Bar after the run.

What to Bring:

It’s getting COLD! Bring layers for the trail and enough garments to keep warm in the circle before the Yanjing starts kicking in. Sustenance — a vessel to carry water and an energy bar on trail. Your cell phone. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction.

Meet Up:

XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).

D’erections:

It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.

 

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** Important note: the Beijing boxer hash is an off-road running hash going out to the hills around Beijing once a month. We usually aim for the second Saturday of each month, but may vary depending on the hares’ availability, currency exchange fluctuations, the score of the most recent Beijing guo’an game, the bus driver’s mood and other variable factors we have zero control over. We do not adjust for weather conditions (bring a towel, you won’t drown) nor pollution levels (they’re lower out in the mountains anyway). It’s ok to walk but not to lallygag. Keep moving … we’re a running hash. Heart attacks are not permitted. As we are out on mountain trails, it’s easy to get lost. If you’re too stupid to bring a phone with you (lim&s, looking at you!) And you get lost. We won’t ph*cking care, nor will we ph*cing pin you either. We may or may not send a search party looking for you. If we do, chances are it will consist primarily of rabid dogs and hungry wolves. That being said, we are glad to have you join us and hope you enjoy a great day! (by the way, no you won’t be back for your important dinner date bring them along instead)

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