Boxer H3 #176: Eagle Mountain Range

Balding Eagles (鹫) Soar High, ‘Til the River of Beer (酒) Runs Dry

From the dizzying heights of Andingmen to the cosmopolitan streets of Dongzhimen the city Hash offers many treats and surprises but there’s one thing you just don’t get, pristine nature.

Your hares have found you beautiful woodland trails around the Eagle Mountain Range, close to Yangtaishan, just in time for when the leaves begin to turn green again and the wildflowers appear in the Beijing countryside. Expect hills, thrills and plenty of beers at the circle.


When:

Saturday, March 23rd
3月23日星期六

Time:

Meet at 10 a.m.
Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp-ish

Hares:

Cheesy Ballz, Cums 4 Seconds, Spicy Penis

Trail:

A-B

Hash Cash:

Sign-up and pay 150RMB by Wednesday, March 20 to get the early bird price.
3月20日或之前报名和支付,价格150元。

Pay after March 20th and it’s 200RMB. No refunds or cancellations will be offered after Wednesday.
3月20日后支付,价格200元。

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What to Bring:

Bring your own water bottle because the boxer doesn’t supply plastic water bottles! We will bring a big water for you to refill. ♻️❤️🌏
Your cell phone. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction. A sense of humor.

Meet Up:

XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).

D’erections:

It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.


** IMPORTANT NOTE: THE BEIJING BOXER HASH IS AN OFF-ROAD RUNNING HASH GOING OUT TO THE HILLS AROUND BEIJING ONCE A MONTH. WE USUALLY AIM FOR THE SECOND SATURDAY OF EACH MONTH, BUT MAY VARY DEPENDING ON THE HARES’ AVAILABILITY, CURRENCY EXCHANGE FLUCTUATIONS, THE SCORE OF THE MOST RECENT BEIJING GUO’AN GAME, THE BUS DRIVER’S MOOD AND OTHER VARIABLE FACTORS WE HAVE ZERO CONTROL OVER. WE DO NOT ADJUST FOR WEATHER CONDITIONS (BRING A TOWEL, YOU WON’T DROWN) NOR POLLUTION LEVELS (THEY’RE LOWER OUT IN THE MOUNTAINS ANYWAY). IT’S OK TO WALK BUT NOT TO LALLYGAG. KEEP MOVING … WE’RE A RUNNING HASH. HEART ATTACKS ARE NOT PERMITTED. AS WE ARE OUT ON MOUNTAIN TRAILS, IT’S EASY TO GET LOST. IF YOU’RE TOO STUPID TO BRING A PHONE WITH YOU (LIM&S, LOOKING AT YOU!) AND YOU GET LOST. WE WON’T PH*CKING CARE, NOR WILL WE PH*CING PIN YOU EITHER. WE MAY OR MAY NOT SEND A SEARCH PARTY LOOKING FOR YOU. IF WE DO, CHANCES ARE IT WILL CONSIST PRIMARILY OF RABID DOGS AND HUNGRY WOLVES. THAT BEING SAID, WE ARE GLAD TO HAVE YOU JOIN US AND HOPE YOU ENJOY A GREAT DAY! (BY THE WAY, NO YOU WON’T BE BACK FOR YOUR IMPORTANT DINNER DATE BRING THEM ALONG INSTEAD)

By |2019-03-20T11:44:28+08:00March 19th, 2019|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Boxer Hash House Harriers|

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