Upcoming Boxer H3
Leave your fedora and short shorts in the cave as we run around tombs so ancient, you almost won’t notice the Changping line announcements in the background – it’s time for Tomb Raiders of the Lost Ark! With skies this clear and ice-cold beer, you may consider getting your own plot.
Cum run with us on the vertiginous peaks of Changping (leave the stilettos at home, we don’t need any x-rays). Lets On! On! Loudly enough to wake the occupants of the Ming Dynasty tombs. We promise nothing, but swimming, broad vistas, and cultural relics might be featured.
Meet at 10a.m.
Departure at 10:30a.m. sharp-ish
StilletHOE, Indiana Bones, Triple X Ray
What to Bring:
Cell phone, sun block, running shoes(!), sense of adventure, direction, and humor.
Bring your own water bottle because the boxer doesn’t supply plastic water bottles! We will bring a big water for you to refill. ♻️❤️🌏
We need to have numbers! So go ahead and register today!
200RMB gets you a scenic round-trip bus ride, the Boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks and a great dinner.
XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).
It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.
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