Upcoming Boxer H3
Have you always dreamed of wandering through a forest of giant phalluses? Sign up now for Boxer Hash and your dreams can come true!
On this trail you will traverse rock-hard villages (built from locally-mined granite), swoon over wildflowers, and feast your eyes upon some impressively-sized 13th-century pagodas. If all that gives you an urge to mount, Silver Mountain awaits nearby. When you’re spent, relax with ice-cold beer and an all-you-can eat poolside feast.
Saturday, June 15
Meet at 10 a.m.
Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp-ish
Moose Knuckles, MoreMen, BDSaMateur
What to bring:
Your own water bottle because the boxer doesn’t supply plastic water bottles! We will bring a big water for you to refill.
Your cell phone. Running shoes. Sunblock. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction. A sense of humor.
We need to have numbers! So go ahead and register today!
200 RMB will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks and dinner bash!
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What to Bring:
Bring your own water bottle because the boxer doesn’t supply plastic water bottles! We will bring a big water for you to refill. ♻️❤️🌏
Your cell phone. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction. A sense of humor.
Ice – chuck a block in your freezer tonight and bring it with you. Bring costumes & cameras. Camping is possible if anyone wants to stay; you can tent or rent clean rooms with shower for as little as RMB 120 at the local actors’ YMCA.
XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).
It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.
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