Charge of the Hash Brigade #1832

Color is the key. The eye is the hammer. The soul is the piano with its many chords. By touching this or that key to set the soul vibrating automatically.


Friday night, December 8th, 2017.

Hashers’ bar Paddy O’Shea’s 10 Years Anniversary Party

ceremoniously raises curtain. Unnumbered hashers have

a blast in playing games and drinking to heart’s content.

Merriment splash hashers’ way in the Paddy’s

beers and boozes for good and all.


Saturday afternoon, December 9th, 2017

Sometimes ever, some times never.

Albeit no FOYW, it’s the last hashing for 2017.

32 hashers charge for beer, more for souls.

The hare Stoned Age is bobbish to drink 3 flasks

of Erguotou and with co-hare Just Patrick to lay imprints

that make the hashers inside out and decrepitate.

In close proximity, whiz-bang hashers always chase up,

such as Dry Hole, Slappy Seconds, Blow Harder, Just Christie,

Just Du, Crash Test Dummy, Not Tonight, virgins, etc and

latecummers ChickenShit, Little Red Shit Hood and Pickle Boy.

Principal Penetration sighs his young anecdote;

the walking hare Shanghai Man vectors walkers into

2 beer stops where hashers ring a bell, say Rambo No.5,

Cum In My Brum, Hot Cockolate and so on. Bearded Clam puts

beer into a water bottle like a piss of bottle for moxie and gaiety;

Pussy Nibble brims with joy; Just Toni’s blue hair maps out

her eyes’ blue; All In usu shops snacks to treat hashers;

Amy pulls Heart On to nip on ahead as she smells beery DH.

The trail is no more familiar with canals, streets and lanes.

2 GMs Blister Fister and Super Squirter duet a cheerful circle.

Tit for Tap acquires her #10 run patch and a plastic glassy mug.

RA HO acclaims a birthday for Danger Zone and Chewancca both,

2 mini-strawberry cakes with lit candles accompanying with Happy

Birthday song by the hashers unitize all expressions in darkening.

GM BF is hailed for his new shoes to swill with his one new shoe.

RA HO leads a chorus of Swing Low to klaxon to deep inside.

Limp Fish Dick encapsulates, “use the brain that God gave you”.

In the same vein, restaurant name called one heart and one mind.


Friday night, December 15th, 2017, at Blue Marlin.

Hash Christmas gala yearly

will be observed the grand opening.

Let’s then spend binge!


On On…

Pickle Boy
Beijing. Monday,
December 11, 2017

By | 2018-12-11T16:15:41+00:00 December 22nd, 2017|Hash Trash|


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