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SATURDAY BJHHH#1893: A Beijing Analversary Trail

One year ago, the frigid Mongolian wind blew a young Harriette into town. She plonked her suitcases down in Liangmaqiao and went out into greater Beijing looking for some similarly virtuous companions with whom she could engage in wholesome activities such as strolling through parks and choir practice. As luck would have it, on that very first day she fell in with an altogether rougher crowd who call themselves the Beijing Hash House Harriers. Having inadequate life experience to protect herself from the half-minds, drunkards, and wankers, she was soon encircled and corrupted by this tribe.

To mark the one-year analversary of MoreMen’s descent from pious glory to pounding Yanjing, come out Saturday to the neighborhood where it all began. You can ponder the Gini coefficient while darting from high rises to rubble, then eat some dumplings to fill up with luck for the year ahead!


Hares

Moose Knuckles, Bitch Please, MoreMen

Date and Time

初五Saturday, February 9, 2018

Meet at 1:30, run starts at 2pm sharp(ish)

Hash Cash

30 RMB for run and circle

80 RMB for run, circle, and auspicious dumplings! (plus other dishes)

Meet

吾煮题 (三元里店)

Wu Zhu Ti “Absolute Chinese Restaurant” (Sanyuanli Shop)

三源里南小街2-9

D’erections

From Liangmaqiao metro (Line 10), take Exit A. Walk north 750m along the inside of the 3rd Ring Rd, the restaurant is on your left. 从地铁10号线亮马桥站A口往北。走750米,餐馆在左边。

By |February 6th, 2019|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

MONDAY CNY BJHHH#1892: 3 Shades of Beijing

On June 20th 2011 the world was forever changed by the steamy novel featuring a lustful Christian Grey and his secretary-turned-lover Ana Steele. What does this hash have to do with pleasure dungeons, private jets, and unquenchable thirst desire??? Well…. nothing. We will see many pairs of three though: Lifestyle, Fitness, Drunkenness, Aversion to the Cold……

Come and join us on Monday February 4th for a leftover hash where we will explore the many lifestyles of Beijing. You will be graced with only the finest cuisine that can be offered, frolics through markets selling everything from the most exquisite jade to your next pair of Feiyue, all the way (past) some very British looking security guards, and the remnants of a Dayuan full of stray dogs and a lifestyle that has almost disappeared entirely from this city. It’s the hottest Super Bowl after-party in town.

Hares:

Limp Fish Dick, Dry Hole, Shanghai Man

Date and Time:

MONDAY February 4th. Meet 1:30, Run 2:00

Type:

A to A

Meet:

巫山烤全鱼(WuShan Fish Restaurant)
十里河村1013

D’Erections:

From Shilihe Subway station line 10, take Exit E. Cross the street and walk north 150 meters to the restaurant.
从十里河地铁E口下,过马路往右转·往北(三环以外)150米。

 

 

By |January 30th, 2019|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia

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