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BJHHH Run #1902 – The Two Towers Hash

The Hares loved taking Line 7 so much last week they decided to stay on it. Join them a few stops from our previous trail, at Daguanying.
At the Beijing Hash we love history; whether it be striking temples, great railway engineering or a unnamed Hasher marking his first trail for BJH3!
Of course we love beer even more.

🍻 So join us this Sunday for more fun Southside in a vague tribute to J.R.R. Tolkien. On On! 👣


Hares:

Cums 4 Seconds, Not Tonight, Just Ben (V)

Date and Time:

SUNDAY 14th April.
Meet at 1:30, Run starts at 2pm sharp (ish)!
四月十四日,星期日!下午一点半集合,两点跑。

Hash cash:

30RMB for the hash and circle, OR…
80RMB for hash, circle, and dinner

🐕 Dog Friendly?

The walking trail is dog friendly barring a very special (optional) Hash Hold. No dogs inside the restaurant.
你的狗一起走可以在walking trail。别随身携带你的狗在寺里边。别随身携带你的狗在饭馆里面。

Type:

A to A

Meet up:

Restaurant – Porridge (Guanganmen Branch)
饭馆 – 粥立方(广安门店)
地址:北京广安门外广华轩小区4号楼一层101

D’erections:

🚇Subway – Line 7 Daguanying. Take Exit B and turn left (East) on to Guanganmenwai Road after cumming out of the subway. Turn left (North) on to Shoupakou West Road. The restaurant is just before the intersection with Xiaomachang Road, on the right (so cross over).
OR FOLLOW THE MARKS.
地铁-7号线达官营。B出口往东走广安门外大街,路口左转往北走,餐厅在右手边。

🚕Taxi / Didi – Shoupakou West Road and Xiaomachang Intersection. Look for your fellow Hashers who are already on trail. We know you’re not on time.
出租车/滴滴出行 – 小马厂路与手帕口西街交叉口

🚌Bus – Lots! Daguanying and Guanganmenwai stations are right by the start.
多公共交车!广安门外站或者达官营站在home快的

By |April 10th, 2019|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Boxer H3 #177

Today is gonna be the day

That Boxer Hash is cuming back to you

By now you should’ve somehow

Realised what you gotta do

I don’t believe that anybody can Bla-Bla the way Juicy can do

Lord tell me how?

🎵🎵

Backbeat Double-Dutch is on the street

And flour on the wall is out

8K its gunna be ok

All you gotta do is shout

I don’t believe that anybody likes virgin hare the way we do

so let’s On On now!

And all the trails that lead to hares

are winding

And all the checks that we forget

you’ll be finding

There are many beers that I would like to down-down with you

So let’s On On now!

🎵🎵

Because maybe

You’re gonna be the one who saves me?

And after all

It’s hash on the Wall


When:

Saturday, April 13
3月13日星期六

Time:

Meet at 10 a.m.
Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp-ish

Hares:

Juicy Bla Bla and Double Dutch

Trail:

A-B

Registration:

We need to have numbers! So go ahead and register today!

CLICK HERE TO REGISTER

Hash Cash:

200 RMB will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks and dinner bash!

Scan with WeChat to RSVP and Pay

What to Bring:

Bring your own water bottle because the boxer doesn’t supply plastic water bottles! We will bring a big water for you to refill. ♻️❤️🌏
Your cell phone. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction. A sense of humor.

Meet Up:

XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).

D’erections:

It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.


*** IMPORTANT NOTE: The Beijing boxer hash is an off-road running hash going out to the hills around Beijing once a month. We usually aim for the second Saturday of each month, but may vary depending on the hares’ availability and other variable factors we have zero control over. We do not adjust for weather conditions (bring a towel, you won’t drown) nor pollution levels (they’re lower out in the mountains anyway). It’s ok to walk but not to lallygag. Keep moving … We’re a running hash. Heart attacks are not permitted. As we are out on mountain trails, it’s easy to get lost. If you’re too stupid to bring a phone with you and you get lost, We won’t ph*cking care, nor will we ph*cing pin you either. We may or may not send a search party looking for you. If we do, chances are it will consist primarily of rabid dogs and hungry wolves. That being said, we are glad to have you join us and hope you enjoy a great day! (by the way, no you won’t be back for your important dinner date bring them along instead) ***

By |April 6th, 2019|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Boxer Hash House Harriers|

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Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
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But we have cheaper beer.
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But welcome to the Beijing Hash!

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia

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