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MONDAY FMH #132: Southwestern Strawberry Moon

In case you were worried there aren’t enough hashes for you, have no fear, the Strawberry Full Moon is here! Strawberries are the first fruit to ripen each spring, but will we find any on trail here in Beijing? Come and see!

Many know Monday as a wanking day, but here at the Full Moon Hash we are always willing to lend a helping hand to spice up the start of your work week. Join us in Southwestern Beijing for a live trail through one of few Beijing neighborhoods sure to be clean of all past hash marks and flour stains. The trail is guaranteed to have everything; parks, alleys, dancing ayis, and well… pretty much the same as any other neighborhood. Get your howls finetuned and pitch-perfect for this Monday adventure.

On On!


Hares:

Old school rules, hares raised on the spot

Type:

Live trail, catch-the-hare

When:

Monday, 17th June, meet 7:30pm run starts at 8:00pm

Hash Cash:

Run & circle- 20 kuai

Dinner- bill shared between diners

Meet Up:

Jiaodong Seafood Dumpling City (Caishishikou Street)

Jiāodōng hǎixiān jiǎo zǐ chéng (càishì kǒu dàjiē)

胶东海鲜饺子城(菜市口大街)

D’erections:

Take line 4 metro to Taoranting station. Take Exit C and turn right. After walking north for 50m, you will arrive at the restaurant!

陶然亭地铁站-地铁4号线方庄C口出。向北走方庄路50米。

By |June 15th, 2019|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Full Moon Hash House Harriers|

Sunday BJHHH#1911: The 102 Dragons run

Rocky the Dragon came to play,
Rocky the Dragon decided to stay
(and drink beer)

Dragons are famous, both in the East and in the West. From the dragon that King George murdered to the mischievous Shendu, both literature and art are filled with them. So come and join Rocky and his fellow hares as we go dragon spotting in a park with over one hundred of them (carvings, painting and sculptures).

It’s been another hot week so cool off at some of our beer stops; one’s even sponsored by Jingdong. Stay for dinner at a fabulous restaurant that even shares a character with one of the hares Chinese name. If you think you’ll be too tired from Saturday’s Boxer- drink some more beer and cum anyway. On On!

🐲🐉🐲🐉🐲🐉🐲🐉


Hares:

Cums 4 Seconds, Not Tonight, Just RockyVoke

When:

SUNDAY 16th June, meetup at 2:30. Run starts at 3pm.

Hash Cash:

Run or walk, beer stops and circle drinks 30 RMB
Run or walk, beer stops, circle drinks and Hash meal 80 RMB

Pets? 🚫🐕

Sorry no pets on trail, the dragons will eat them.
请别带宠物

Restaurant & Meet up:

牡丹苑美食城
Mudan Yuan Meishi Cheng

Address:

方庄小区芳城园一区10号楼南面
South side, Building 10, Fangzhuang Xiaoqu Fangchengyuan Yi Qu

D’erections:

The restaurant is in a community park area. It’s easily accessible but it’s easy to miss or make a wrong turn. You can use the address or follow the instructions below. Look out for your fellow Hashers and you should be fine.
Subway: Line 14, Fangzhuang (Exit A)
Leave the station and turn right (head North). Cross over to the left and walk along Fangchenglu (芳城路).
After two hundred metres turn right in to Fangchengyuan (South Gate 3).
Follow the road as it snakes along and then take the second left.
Follow this road along as it curves until you reach the children’s area (tacky castle ).
Turn left and walk along until you reach the restaurant on the right.
Or check the pin.
Or Follow the marks.
地铁-地铁14号线方庄A口出,向北走方庄路50米,红绿灯左拐芳城路走50米进入芳城园一区,往里走左拐走20米到餐厅。

Bus:

Zuoanmenwai is right next to the subway. See directions above if getting the bus.
左安门外(公交站)

Taxi/Didi:

Direct your driver to Fangchengyuan (yi qu) Nan 3 men and follow the marks or pin from there.
出租车: 芳城园一区(南3门)

By |June 11th, 2019|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

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