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UPCOMING RUNS IN BEIJING

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Beijing HHH Run #1850: How deep is your Bay-Jing love?

What is your favourite part of Beijing? Hou-high is beihai? Ask any rando’s you’ve just added on Wechat, Tantan, Momo or Tinder to join you for a spring stroll around Houhai and we bet you a fiver he or she will actually show up. As a non-matter of fact, do ask them to do exactly that on this Saturday, April 14th. We hereby officially declare the Hash Summer hunting season opened and so will meet at 2.30PM for a 3PM run (not a 2PM run).

Ready for some cheap Belgian import? That’s right, expect our 2 guest hashers ‘Big Brussels’ (Moist Brussels’ bruther) and ‘Mama Mussels’ (Moist Brussels’ mum)  to reward your sexy hash-flash swim boxers, goggles and Beijing Bikinis more than generously with some pinker Elephant beer. Delirious!  Elephantastic! No struggling here, the offer is real.

The theme is Lao BB. Not just because this sexy hash trail is ‘bringing Hutong back’ with a spring vengeance. We know, we say ‘BB’,  you think ‘BS’ ( Beijings’ infamous Higher Brothers : dakai Weixin bu shi lai ting ni BB zhe xie de). But ‘B’ and ’B’ represent the longstanding friendship between Lao Beijing and Belgium. Belgium’s massive total national land area is at least twice (twice!) as big as Beijing. Size, hashers?

Also, ‘just Li’ is finally turning 18. Some might even say (fake news?) she has been steadily making a name for herself at the hash. So prepare to get your green Yanjing moist and remember… one swallow does not make a summer. Who said head? We need the hole lot of yous to put on your pair of swim shorts, algae bras and beer goggles to come help us moist her. Cum cum and get together, drink, run, and celebrate this happy (birth)day for all hashers who are Aries.

Last but not least: who’s a good boi? Pickle Rick? Cumply and help us shout ‘ON HOME’ as we dionysusically run through Lao Beijing’s long-kept secret campus gates.  On a Friday the 13th hang-over, what could possibly go wrong?

 

Hares:

Muscles From Brussels, Big Brussels, Mama Muscle

When:

Saturday April 14

Time:

SUMMER HOURS  Meet at 2:30 p.m. Run starts at 3 p.m.

Dress Code:

Swimming Goggles (glasses), Swimming shorts, Beijing Bikinis

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle, and dinner

Meet up:

龙头井街3号

(老北京炸酱)

Lóngtóu jǐng Street Number 3
(lǎo běijīng zhá jiàng Noodle)

D’erections:

Use EXIT B of BeiHaiBei (Beihai North) Subway Station(Line 6),180 degrees left U-turn heading West and keep head to north for 250 meters,you’ll find the restaurant on your left on the main square’s corner. Or just look for the damn HHH marks!

北海北站B出口(地铁6号线),按照标记:向西北直行250米,餐厅在龙头井街3号,门面如照片

Or just look for the damn R marks!

By | April 13th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Saturday Boxer Hash #168: Tomb Raidin’

Everyone knows the best time to visit tombs is immediately after they’ve been swept! And since it’s been ten and a half years since the Boxer Hash last visited these particular tombs, your hares figured it was about time to head east. We’re visiting our favorite Manchu emperors Qianlong, Kangxi, Ci Xi, and the whole gang out at the Eastern Qing Tombs.


Hares:

Dry Hole, Molotov Cock

Runsite:

清東陵 Eastern Qing Tombs

When:

Saturday, April 21st

Time:

Meet at 9:30 a.m. Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp! No exceptions coz it’s far away yo!

Hash Cash:

150 RMB will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks, and a bash!
You can get breakfast at XL and a Bloody Mary, so bring extra cash for brekkie and any drinks at XL Bar after the run.

What to Bring:

SPECIAL NOTE: Bring your own water bottle because the boxer isn’t gonna supply plastic water bottles any longer! We will bring a big water for you to refill. 

Your cell phone. Sunscreen. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction. A sense of humor.

Meet Up:

XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).

D’erections:

It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.

** Important note: the Beijing boxer hash is an off-road running hash going out to the hills around Beijing once a month. We usually aim for the second Saturday of each month, but may vary depending on the hares’ availability, currency exchange fluctuations, the score of the most recent Beijing guo’an game, the bus driver’s mood and other variable factors we have zero control over. We do not adjust for weather conditions (bring a towel, you won’t drown) nor pollution levels (they’re lower out in the mountains anyway). It’s ok to walk but not to lallygag. Keep moving … we’re a running hash. Heart attacks are not permitted. As we are out on mountain trails, it’s easy to get lost. If you’re too stupid to bring a phone with you (lim&s, looking at you!) And you get lost. We won’t ph*cking care, nor will we ph*cing pin you either. We may or may not send a search party looking for you. If we do, chances are it will consist primarily of rabid dogs and hungry wolves. That being said, we are glad to have you join us and hope you enjoy a great day! (by the way, no you won’t be back for your important dinner date bring them along instead)
By | April 10th, 2018|Boxer Hash House Harriers, Hash House Harriers|

Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…

Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia

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