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UPCOMING RUNS IN BEIJING

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THURSDAY FULL MOOH HHH #123: Harvest Moon Hash

The Harvest Moon is upon us and what better way to celebrate than hash with your favorite wolf pack?!  We even have a baby wolf who will be showing us how much he’s learned! (Spoiler alert… not a lot)  Never fear, BDSAmateur will be there with whips (and chains) in case our wee pup fucks up. (He will)

Join us in the historic Lama Temple neighborhood and hunt for chilled beer, overflowing cornucopias, increasingly rare Beijing bellies, and of course the shitty hares!


Hares:

Old school rules, hares raised on the spot

Type:

Live trail, catch-the-hare

When:

Thursday 27th September, meet 7:30pm run starts at 8pm

Hash Cash:

Run & circle 20 kuai, dinner A-A-zhi (bill shared between diners)

Meet Up:

Jin Ding Xuan at Ditan Park south gate

金鼎轩 (地坛店)

D’erections:

200m walk from Line 2/5 Yonghegong Station Exit A

地铁5号线/2号线雍和宫站A口往西北200米

By | September 26th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Full Moon Hash House Harriers|

MONDAY BJHHH #1874: National Day Hash!

If you too chose to avoid travel suicide at the China National Day Holiday and stayed in Beijing, then join the hares in a relatively deserted downtown for a beautiful blue sky romp. We’ve got parks, canals, skyscrapers, art, tunnels, trains, cold beer, and delicious Xinjiang cuisine for patriotic hashers. Wear red!

As this weekend is a working weekend, we’re hashing on MONDAY!!!!   


Hares

Limp Fish Dick, Karate, & Dry Hole

Date and time

MONDAY, October 1st, 2018
Meet at 2:30pm, Run starts at 3pm

Cost

30 RMB for run and circle
80 RMB including dinner

Where

Chang Ying San Xiong Di 常赢三兄弟(国贸店)
Baiziwan Lu 百子湾路京粮大厦北侧

D’erections

From Line 1/10 Guomao Station Exit C, head south for 780m. When you get to Baiziwan Lu, turn left and head east, crossing under the 3rd Ring Road, for 90m. Restaurant is on the north side of Baizwan Lu, just back from the street.
从地铁1号线10号线国贸站C口往南780米,到百子湾路左转往东90米,餐厅在百子湾路路北。

 

By | September 26th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…

Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia

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