Loading...
Home 2018-12-11T16:14:59+00:00

Our next run is…

Beijing HHH Run #1883: Pre-Yule-Lube

This Saturday, please join hares Blow Harder, Dry Hole, and BDSaMateur for an elegant romp throughout Beijing. This beautiful trail will serve as a pre-lube hash before our most raucous and bourgeois hashers head off to the Swedish Yule Ball!

To entice our most high-brow kennel members, we will have German beer and Italian Prosecco on trail and in circle. It’s winter and the trail is short: you’ll be done by 5:45pm without breaking a sweat and can walk the 250m to the hotel to continue your drink. All hashers are welcome to come dressed in your fanciest and most lavish haberdashery or cocktail attire. Non ball-goers can chow down on some righteous Xinjiang cuisine afterward.

O come, all ye hashers
Joyful though hungover
O come ye, o come ye to Pre-Yule-Lube Hash
Come and behold us
Laying out the best trail

O come, let us get fucked up
O come, let us get fucked up
O come, let us get fucked up
Before the Ball!


Hares

BDSaMateur, Blow Harder, & Dry Hole

Date and Time

Saturday, December 1st, 2018
Meet at 1:30, run starts at 2pm sharp!!(ish)

Hash Cash

30 RMB for run and circle
80 RMB for run, circle, and dinner

Where

Adaxi Xinjiang Restaurant
34 XiBaHe Zhong Lu
阿达西新疆风味
西坝河中路34号

D’erections

1km walk/Mobike from Subway Line 13 LiuFang Station: head north from Exit B and take a right at the main street ahead, LiuFang Bei Jie, walk 600m east over the canal and take a left at ZuoJiaZhuang Xi Jie heading north. That turns into XiBaHe Zhong Jie and look for the restaurant next to the ICBC.

离开地铁13号线柳芳站一公里:从B口往北,柳芳北街右转往东600米,在左家庄西街左转往北,西坝河中路继续往东北向,餐厅在工商银行旁

By | November 26th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Beijing HHH #1882: World Peace Through Beer

It was the best of times. It was the worst of times.

Could free trade be taking a deep six into Davie Jones’ locker? Is glasnost seeing its glory days fading into a distant memory? Will perestroika fend off the dark shadow of hegemony and global protectionism? Read on should you know the answer ….

Join us on Saturday for an opportunity to cleanse yourself of thoughts of woe and world chaos. Join us in uniting society with the one commonality we all share – the love of beer. See how a virtual visit to Manhattan’s most famous park will lift your heavy spirits and make you thirsty. Experience true exhilaration and work up a thirst as you imagine you have truly touched down in Gorky Square. Trot down traditional hutongs while dreaming of beer. Romp through a culturally significant and historic park craving even more beer.

And what is the answer we are seeking? There is only one, my friends, and that is WORLD PEACE THROUGH BEER!

www.worldpeacethroughbeer.org

 


Hares

Cock Chain, Principal Penetration, Silent but Deadly

Date and Time

Saturday, November 24, 2018
Meet at 1:30, run starts at 2pm sharp!!(ish)

Hash Cash

30 RMB for run and circle
80 RMB for run, circle, and dinner

Where

DongShengGe Dumplings
Bldg 6, GuanDongDian Bei Jie
东升阁饺子馆
关东店北街6号楼

D’erections

Subway Line 6 to DongDaQiao Station. Exit B. Look south and cross the street. Walk 30 metres to Guandongdian Street. Turn left, heading east, and walk for another 100 metres and you are there. The restaurant is on your right.

By | November 21st, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…

Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!

MORE SHENANIGANS

Not enough awesomeness? Keep reading for hash trash, past runs, hash socials and much more…

BJHHH #1880: Midnight on Sesame Street

By | November 14th, 2018|Hash Trash|

Victims can see that morality without positive and rational belief is poisonous; law without independent checks and balances is murderous. A couple years ago, former Hash scribe Nowhere Man as hare took the hashers to hash around the a range of sites of Pamela’s Murder Tragedy. On this Saturday afternoon, three hares do it again but differently, such as Dry [...]

Beijing HHH Run #1881: Back to the Basics

By | November 13th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Are you exhausted from all the themed shenanigans last week? Can’t keep straight whether you live in 1937, 1969, or 2018? Still don’t understand Cookie Monster’s motive for murdering Pamela? If you think two themes are enough for two weeks, or if you just can’t stomach assembling another costume after a double-weekend Halloween, then join your lazy hares for a [...]

BJHHH Hash#1879: Zombie Run

By | November 5th, 2018|Hash Trash|

For a certain zombie, it’s not doing something wrong that matters, but not being caught doing something wrong. They kneel down to lie and violence and have fallen into Satan’s slaves. All the spectators are silent, in the wise self-preservation, accurate calculation of their own interests, as long as they think that their interests are not lost, then continue to [...]

SATURDAY BJHHH#1880: Midnight on Sesame Street

By | November 4th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Hash House Harriers|

This week’s hash is brought to you by the letter ‘M’ for MURDER! Who killed Pamela? Was it Big Bird? Was it Ernie? Or was it Snuffleupagus (actual spelling), all along? This Saturday, we are going back to 1937 to relive Midnight in Peking, the true story of the grisly slaying of a young British woman that shook the city [...]

BJH3 #1878 Halloween Hash 2.0 & FMH #124 Halloween Handover Run

By | October 31st, 2018|Hash Trash|

  Human dark traits: psychopath (lack of compassion), narcissism (extreme self-attraction), Machiavellianism (believe that purpose justifies means), egoism, sadism and malicious personality. Jedi Knight wields a white sparkling lightsaber to slash our way in such the darkness impersonated by the hare KiddiePoo, whose cohare Cheesy Balls in a snow-white gemmed maxi personifies princess from Ausus and his company Just X [...]

SATURDAY BJHHH#1878: Halloween Hash 2.0

By | October 23rd, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Ahhhh Halloween. That special time of year when we dress up as our childhood idols, our favorite TV characters, our best 2am ideas, our best taobao search finds, our……. whatever the hell else your lovely brains created. But rather than admiring the artistic values of our creations, whats a hasher to do instead??? Well, probably the same shit we do [...]

The Three-way F**k Off Hash #1877

By | October 22nd, 2018|Hash Trash|

Financial Freedom, Human Origin and Space Travel Around 140 as PM2.5 of AQI is, there are over 40 hashers getting together with great enthusiasm at a solemn HH House outside north 3rd ring road on Sunday afternoon. Because BJH3 f**k off the three constructive hashers RoadKill, Lick It To Ride and Ass Tonguer in a hashing way by enjoying their [...]

FRIDAY FMH#124: Halloween Handover Run

By | October 22nd, 2018|Full Moon Hash House Harriers|

Dig out that fake blood and dust off your devil horns, because for this month's Full Moon Hash we're going on a costumed caper! This hash promises thrills, chills, and maybe even some spills for good measure. Prepare yourselves for a night of diabolic debauchery, and the departure of the FMH's current mismanagement! That's right - after two years (and [...]

BOXER HASH #173: Of Mussels, Fish, and Men

By | October 17th, 2018|Boxer Hash House Harriers|

On October 20th 73 years ago Communist forces end their Long March at Yan'an, in Shaanxi, China, bringing Mao Zedong to prominence. A truly watershed moment. For those that fucked off and didn’t partake in the similar patriotic fervor of National Week, have no fear you will continue to miss out on this glorious Boxer Hash to stunning Longqing [...]

Load More Posts

Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia

IN ADVANCE OF ANY HASH RUN OR HASHING EVENT, EACH PARTICIPANT IS EXPECTED TO HAVE READ AND AGREED TO THE TERMS OF THE WAIVER AGREEMENT BELOW:

Participating in hashing and hashing events is a potentially hazardous activity that could result in injury or death. I am participating in this event at my own risk and I assume all risk and responsibility for injuries I may incur as a direct or indirect result of my participating in this event. Having read this Release and knowing the risks involved in my participation in this event, I, for myself and anyone entitled to act on my behalf, waive and release the BEIJING HASH HOUSE HARRIERS, its sponsors, representatives, officers and management from all claims or liabilities of any kind arising out of my participation in this event, even though that liability may arise out of negligence or carelessness on the part of the persons named in this Release. Further, I agree to defend, indemnify and hold harmless the BEIJING HASH HOUSE HARRIERS, its sponsors, representatives, officers and management from any and all claims which may result from my participation in this event. I certify I have read this Release and Agreement to Indemnify, I understand it, and I agree to its terms relating to every BEIJING HASH HOUSE HARRIERS event or activity.