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Next Friday 15th of December at Blue Marlin: 

It is once again the time of the year where we celebrate together with a jolly good merry party! A fantastic buffet with a 4h free flow beer, soft drinks and mixers. Dress code is formal with Santa hat and don’t forget to put on your dancing shoes for some post-dinner booty shaking, a live band will be playing all night long! More info with Heart On and Agent Orgy.

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Find all upcoming runs details here and find you can find any blame THE HARES!!! Our next run is…

Beijing HHH Run #1830: The Last Supper

Cum, all ye hash apostles as No Shit Sherlock makes his triumphal entry into Dengshikou and takes us on his “Last Supper Hash.” Along with loyal disciples, Principal P and Algebra, we will hash our way through the city streets of Wangfujing and Donghuang Chenggen Nan and the hutongs of Dongdan, Di’anmen, and Dongsi. There may even be a brief moment to repent your sins and clear your conscience as we run solemnly past the most famous and holy St. Joseph Catholic Church.

As Watson prepares for his departure from the land of the hash, he asks that those who have followed his teachings be “friends and not servants.” He implores you to adhere closely to his commandments and “love one another as he has loved you.”

And of course, before we break bread at the last supper, we will all bear witness to Watson being crucified in the circle, doing down-down after down-down after down-down.

But fear not, fellow hashers and harriettes, because in one short month Principal P and Algebra will bring news to the circle of a wonderful resurrection! No Shit Sherlock will return to Beijing and once again spread his message of love and joy to all! On On!

Hares:

No Shit Sherlock, Principal P, Algaebra

When:

Saturday, November 25

Time:

Meet at 1:30 p.m. Run starts at 2 p.m.

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle, and dinner

Meet up:

YiBaiDu XiaoGuan
249 Dongsi Nan Dajie (at XiTangZi Hutong)
壹百度小馆
东四南大街249号(西堂子胡同内)

D’Erections:

Line 5 DengShiKou Exit A and head south about 100m to XiTangZi Hutong
地铁5号线灯市口站A口往南100米左右到西堂子胡同

 


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By | November 23rd, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Beijing HHH #1829: The Red Light Run

This Saturday is going to be “romantic”. Come prepared with romantic stories and gossip because hundreds of years ago (back before Tinder or Tan Tan) intellectuals would cum from far and wide to enjoy the atmosphere where this very hash will take place, an atmosphere they declared to be full of gossip and romantic stories. There will plenty for you to set your eyes on, too.

Stumble across the Flower Street and Willow Avenue famous in Ming and Qing dynasty. Crawl through the licensed quarters where singing girls with pink faces from all over China gathered in Peking, catering to its top riches and influential officers. And stare with open mouths and short of breath in the ‘Ancient Redlight Zone’, living among “the team of satin waist”.

This Saturday cum thrust along with the experienced, inexperienced, and hares alike. Oracle Boner and Just Dumb are getting in on again, joined this time by Karate and virgin hare Cum in my Brum (go easy on cumming in my brum). Cum dwell with us in “Silo of Groin”.

Thanks to our beer sponsor!

Type:

A to A

Hares:

Oracle Boner, Just Dumb, Karate, Cum in my Brum

When:

Saturday, November 18

Time:

Meet at 1:30 p.m. Run starts at 2 p.m.

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle, and dinner

What to bring:

Gossip. Warm stuff.

Meet up:

Xiaobalang Xinjiang Theme Restaurant
小巴郎新疆主题餐厅
10 Zhushikou Xi Da Jie
珠市口西大街10号

D’Erections:

From Line 7 HuFangQiao Subway Station Exit C, walk straight east about 100 meters. The restaurant is on the right side.
从地铁7号线虎坊桥地铁站C口往走东100米。餐厅在右边。

 


 

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By | November 16th, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia