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UPCOMING RUNS IN BEIJING

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Sunday Beijing HHH #1839: The Zoolander Hash

We’re pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And we plan on finding out what that is. So join your male model hares Beer Wolf Lander & Hansel Bacca along with your favorite evil fashion genius MugatoCunt in wonderful beautiful Sanlitun. Bring your best Blue Steel or Le Tigre or Ferrari or Magnum look and yes they are all different looks! Dress to impress as this will definitely be a classy run with an extremely delicious buffet dinner at Ganges Restaurant along with a nice, warm, sophisticated beer stop in a very familiar place.
Dress like a model as you will be going down a runway in a very classy remodeled part of town. Did we mention that it’s MugatoCunt’s birthday weekend? So pretty sure hashers will have to taste the famous Margarita from Margaricunt for his Birthday 😉 ;).

Back in the old days, they used to have a hash margarita contest every year by a guy named Le Cunt, MargariCunt’s long lost relative, so help welcome back the Year of the Margarita, not the year of the dog. The results are in, amigo! What’s left to ponder? So come on down to Paddy’s before to pregame and after the hash for the after party. Did we mention, there’s more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking? Rain, snow, typhoon or smog (even if you get the black lung), the show will go on.


Hares:

(Really, Really, Ridiculously good-looking hares):
Beer Wolf Lander, Hansel Bacca, & MugatoCunt

When:

Sunday, January 28th, 2018

Time:

Meet at 1:30pm, Run starts at 2pm…(ish)

Type:

A-A

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
100 RMB run/walk, circle, and dinner. (Buffet dinner at GANGES  upstairs from Paddy’s, will be well worth it!)

Location:

Our hash bar!
Paddy O’Sheas 爱尔兰酒吧
28 Dongzhimen Wai DaJie
东直门外大街28号

Directions:

Between Chunxiu Lu and XinDong Lu; opposite the Australian embassy
春秀路与新东路之间;澳大利亚大使馆西侧对面


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By | January 22nd, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Saturday Boxer Hash #167: The Cumming Out Run

Shake the chills off and start the new year right by cumming out for the first Boxer hash of 2018! Let Virgin GM Finger My Dough, and Virgin Hares Cum in my Brum and Just Christie lead you on a secret trail through Silver Mountain. Pictures from the top may even trick your friends and family into thinking you are actually sticking to your New Year’s Resolutions. With a few hares who are known as “gentle jog” enthusiasts, you may actually get lucky and catch one. Everyone loves to pull someone’s pants down, enjoy an ostensible ego boost, and then drink some beer, right?


Hares:

Finger My Dough, Cum in My Brum, Just Christie

Runsite:

银山塔林 Silver Mountain

When:

Saturday, January 27th

Time:

Meet at 10:00 a.m. Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp!

Hash Cash:

150 RMB will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks, and a bash!
Andy’s craft sausages will be serving breakfast and Bloody Marys, so bring extra cash for brekkie and any drinks at XL Bar after the run.

What to Bring:

It’s COLD! Bring layers for the trail and enough garments to keep warm in the circle before the Yanjing starts kicking in. Sustenance — a vessel to carry water and an energy bar on trail. Your cell phone. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction. A sense of humor.

Meet Up:

XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).

D’erections:

It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.

** Important note: the Beijing boxer hash is an off-road running hash going out to the hills around Beijing once a month. We usually aim for the second Saturday of each month, but may vary depending on the hares’ availability, currency exchange fluctuations, the score of the most recent Beijing guo’an game, the bus driver’s mood and other variable factors we have zero control over. We do not adjust for weather conditions (bring a towel, you won’t drown) nor pollution levels (they’re lower out in the mountains anyway). It’s ok to walk but not to lallygag. Keep moving … we’re a running hash. Heart attacks are not permitted. As we are out on mountain trails, it’s easy to get lost. If you’re too stupid to bring a phone with you (lim&s, looking at you!) And you get lost. We won’t ph*cking care, nor will we ph*cing pin you either. We may or may not send a search party looking for you. If we do, chances are it will consist primarily of rabid dogs and hungry wolves. That being said, we are glad to have you join us and hope you enjoy a great day! (by the way, no you won’t be back for your important dinner date bring them along instead)
By | January 19th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Boxer Hash House Harriers|

Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…

Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia

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