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The 17th All China Nash Hash is On On!

Beijing! Beijing! That wonderful place to hash is hosting the 17th ACNH and we want you to be here! Fantastic parties, amazing Great Wall and city trails, cold beers, ultracool haberdashery and the best circles ever! 

Register today!

The 17th All China Nash Hash is On On!

Beijing! Beijing! That wonderful place to hash is hosting the 17th ACNH and we want you to be here! Fantastic parties, amazing Great Wall and city trails, cold beers, ultracool haberdashery and the best circles ever!

Register today!

UPCOMING RUNS

Do not miss any single run of the Beijing HHH, Fullmoon HHH or Boxer HHH.
Find all upcoming runs details here and find you can find any blame THE HARES!!! Our next run is…

Beijing HHH Run #1815: The University Run

Dear friend,

How are you those days? This week will be special, because we are going to draw back your best memory from university. Do you remember what happened your first day? Did you ever skip class to meet a special someone, and you were punished by the school later? Did you ever hang out with your best friend and trash your dorm? Maybe you have different stories.

As time passes, the memories that shaped us grow faint. We are jealous of those who are still students now! Enjoy your time! At any rate, it’s always a good idea to take a cruise around the campus and down memory lane.

This blurb seems lame, but trail will not be shitty. Come to join us!
We are looking forward to meeting you there!

Yours faithfully,

No Shit Sherlock
Mind The Gap
Just Leon


Hares:

No Shit Sherlock, Mind the Gap, Just Leon

When:

Sunday, August 6, 2017

Time:

Meet at 2:30pm. Hash starts at 3:00pm

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner

Meet up:

YunNan(AMIZHUOZHUO) Restaurant

阿咪啄啄云南菜

Directions:

From Line 13 WuDaoKou station Exit A, walk west around 250m then make a right turn. Go along straight until you arrive at Shuangqing Road, and the restaurant is on your right.

从13号线五道口站A出口往西走250米,右转直走,走到双清路,饭店就在右手边。

 


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By | August 3rd, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Beijing H3 Run #1814: The Road Shit Drama Hash

 

Beijing, Beijing, where the roads are filled with shit  – primarily in the form of a never ending flow of  horns, traffic jams and more horns.  Move to the sidewalk and things take a different form  – to literal shit, a rainbow of bike share bikes, excruciatingly slow walkers, excruciatingly slower walkers glued to their phones, and those annoying yellow inlays meant to help blind people somehow navigate the shit. It all creates a life sapping effect that constantly alternates your emotions from deep spite to grim resignation and back again.
So lets spice it up with a bit of drama as we take to the streets and sidewalks in the coolest part of Beijing – SANLITUN:
 – We will traverse streets and sidewalks you never know existed so avoid the cars and scooters so you don’t become RoadKill.
– We will steamroll through the hutongs where you may step into ChickenShit
– Walkers may saunter through a fruit market and accidentally knock over a pile of watermelons, thus causing MelonDrama with the shopkeeper!
So put on your running shoes and feel free to dress as your favorite hare.  How do you do that?  Put on your best abs to be  RoadKill, wear your largest detachable cock to be ChickenShit and put melons down your shirt to be MelonDrama.  Or just wear your brown and yellow stained underwear since all three of us do that regularly.
You’re also in for a treat restaurant-wise as we have reportedly found the place at which Finger My Dough used to work before moving onto the boozier pastures of JingA.

Hares:

ROADkill, ChickenSHIT and MelonDRAMA

When:

Sunday, July 30th, 2017

Time:

Meet at 2:30pm. Hash starts at 3:00pm

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner

 

Meet up:

MeiZhou Dongpo Restaurant
湄洲东坡酒楼

Directions:

From Line 10 TuanJieHu Exit C, walk south on 3rd ring road about 450m, the restaurant will be on your left.

从10号线团结湖站C出口往南走450米,饭馆就在左边。


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By | July 28th, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia