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The 17th All China Nash Hash is On On!

Beijing! Beijing! That wonderful place to hash is hosting the 17th ACNH and we want you to be here! Fantastic parties, amazing Great Wall and city trails, cold beers, ultracool haberdashery and the best circles ever! 

Register today!

The 17th All China Nash Hash is On On!

Beijing! Beijing! That wonderful place to hash is hosting the 17th ACNH and we want you to be here! Fantastic parties, amazing Great Wall and city trails, cold beers, ultracool haberdashery and the best circles ever!

Register today!


Do not miss any single run of the Beijing HHH, Fullmoon HHH or Boxer HHH.
Find all upcoming runs details here and find you can find any blame THE HARES!!! Our next run is…

Beijing HHH Run #1820: The How to Survive a Nash Hash Hurricane Hash

First, Texas had to brace for Harvey.   Then, the Caribbean had to brace for Irma.   Now, Beijing needs to brace for Nash hash.   Join the hash this weekend to prepare yourself with Nash Hash hurricane survival tips that the internet just can’t teach you:

•Have you joined the WeChat group so you can stay informed?

•Do you have emergency water supplies at home?

•How about a medical kit including advil and anti-diarrhea medication?

•Have you ensured that your stomach will remain indoors for the whole weekend?

•Have you considered boarding up your oesophagus?

•Is your liver on emergency alert?

Learn all this and more from your hares, including special tips from Prelubed (because who could possibly know how to prepare better!).


Prelubed, Karate, Pussy Nibble


Sunday, September 10, 2017


Meet at 2:30pm. Hash starts at 3:00pm

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner

Meet up:

乐民楼家常菜 – Yuèmínlóujiāchángcài. 北京朝阳区力源里8号楼东恒时代一期北门. North gate of Dōng héng shí dai, building 8, lì yuán li, chaoyang district.


地铁一号线四惠站E口出 Subway line 1 sì huì station exit E.


Beer sponsored by:


By | September 6th, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Boxer #163: Up On Python Hill

“Whatever happened to the August Boxer?” We hear you cry.

Well, the truth is, your hares this month never have been much good at keeping time, so we’ve had to bump the Boxer back to September 2.

Though it may be a little late, the trail is sure to be anything but shitty* with highlights set to include: a refreshing dip in a lake on-after, close proximity to the BJ subway (should anyone get lost) and some of the biggest, pointiest, most spectacular stone nipples you ever did see!

Consider it the perfect way to get in shape ahead of this year’s All China Nash Hash

p.s. There will be an opportunity to go swimming at trail’s end – please bring swimwear and a towel if you’re thinking of going for a dip

(*disclaimer: non-shitty trail not guaranteed)

Click here to sign up for Boxer HHH #163



Lick It To Ride, Oracle Boner, Beer Wolf


Python Mountain Forest Park


Saturday, September 2nd, 2017


Meet at 10:00 a.m. Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp!

Hash Cash:

150 RMB will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks, and a bash!
Andy’s craft sausages will be serving breakfast and Bloody Marys, so bring extra cash for brekkie and any drinks at XL Bar after the run.

What to Bring:

Proper protection — a hat, lube (sunscreen), shades (sunglasses), etc. A vessel to carry water and an energy bar on trail. Your cell phone. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction.

Meet Up:

XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).


It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.


Click here to sign up for Boxer HHH #163



** Important note: the Beijing boxer hash is an off-road running hash going out to the hills around Beijing once a month. We usually aim for the second Saturday of each month, but may vary depending on the hares’ availability, currency exchange fluctuations, the score of the most recent Beijing guo’an game, the bus driver’s mood and other variable factors we have zero control over. We do not adjust for weather conditions (bring a towel, you won’t drown) nor pollution levels (they’re lower out in the mountains anyway). It’s ok to walk but not to lallygag. Keep moving … we’re a running hash. Heart attacks are not permitted. As we are out on mountain trails, it’s easy to get lost. If you’re too stupid to bring a phone with you (lim&s, looking at you!) And you get lost. We won’t ph*cking care, nor will we ph*cing pin you either. We may or may not send a search party looking for you. If we do, chances are it will consist primarily of rabid dogs and hungry wolves. That being said, we are glad to have you join us and hope you enjoy a great day! (by the way, no you won’t be back for your important dinner date bring them along instead)

By | September 1st, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Boxer Hash House Harriers|

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Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…

Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!


Not enough awesomeness? Keep reading for hash trash, past runs, hash socials and much more…

The University Run #1815

By | August 11th, 2017|Hash Trash|

Remote control cockroaches help search for earthquake survivors, but they cannot survive the society's earthquake. Charlie has to smartly crawl into underneath the car for a cool a few times and all temporary shades on the ground also can burn skin. The dog days show off its majesty of burning power. Finger My Dough with the help of Wandering Tongue [...]

Beijing HHH Run #1816: International Baijiu Day Run

By | August 11th, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Like most holidays, it only comes once a year. And like most holidays, it's loathed by anyone normal. But since your hares Agent Orgy, Just Dumb, and C3PeeHoles are not normal, they're want to celebrate this holiday just like any other dysfunctional family fiesta: by getting drunk and yelling at the people they love. So to mark this most spiritual [...]

The RoadShitDrama Hash #1814

By | August 3rd, 2017|Hash Trash|

Innovate onwards. Oyez, there seems to hear a sizzle in the air being baked by the steaming hotness. Although nary a virgin shows up, GM Blister Fister, RA Six Kuai Short as well as 3 hares RoadKill, ChickenShit and Melon Drama juice up over 20 hashing boffins. Then about 15 runners bridge over a skywalk on eastern 3rd ring road. [...]

Beijing HHH Run #1815: The University Run

By | August 3rd, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Dear friend, How are you those days? This week will be special, because we are going to draw back your best memory from university. Do you remember what happened your first day? Did you ever skip class to meet a special someone, and you were punished by the school later? Did you ever hang out with your best friend and [...]

Europe Day Hash #1813

By | July 29th, 2017|Hash Trash|

Europe has developed into the pattern of divided function and centralized power. Small allied nation’s manufacturing has been crushed and lost monetary sovereignty. There is no way to ease the manufacturing crisis with devaluation. The debt problem is deeper and deeper. The centralization is making society inefficient and retrogressive. At 12:50 pm, Sunday, a fresh and cool day. GM Blister [...]

Beijing H3 Run #1814: The Road Shit Drama Hash

By | July 28th, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

  Beijing, Beijing, where the roads are filled with shit  - primarily in the form of a never ending flow of  horns, traffic jams and more horns.  Move to the sidewalk and things take a different form  - to literal shit, a rainbow of bike share bikes, excruciatingly slow walkers, excruciatingly slower walkers glued to their phones, and those annoying [...]

Beijing H3 Run #1813: Europe Day Hash

By | July 20th, 2017|Hash House Harriers|

Hashers! It’s a worker’s day on the Lord’s Day of Rest! Yes! This Sunday Hares, Slappy Seconds,Tantantalizer and Sausage Party will whisk you through the Southern parts of Beijing to celebrate the best thing that happened to Europe in the 50s… TheBirth of the European Coal and Steel Community!!! For those who don’t know, it’s the EU’s Grandpa! Like most [...]

From Russia With Love vol.2 #1811

By | July 14th, 2017|Hash Trash|

People, like other animals, can sense the composition of others’ pathogen-recognition by scent. FOYW RA Lost In Marks & Spencer blesses the trail and 3 female hares in black equipping with diverse water guns in front of Paddy’s, such as Super Squirter, Godzilla Butt and Algae Bra. More than 35 hashers joy to check the trail in the scorching day. [...]

Summer Away Hash #1812

By | July 11th, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Annual summer away hangover(!) hash. Bandage up your burns. Lick the marshmallow from your hands(?). Double check nothing swam up your urethra. Put on some clean undies and get to running! Type: A to A Hares: Finger My Dough, Dash Hound Bitch, Crash Test Dummy When: Sunday, July 16th Time: Ridiculously Early! Registration: Click here to register to the away hash

Shilihe Independence Run #1810

By | July 7th, 2017|Hash Trash|

Fathers with less testosterone tend to have a better relationship with their partner. Saturday Boxer #161 happens on July 1st for Canadian Independence Day. Kiss My Maple Leaf drapes Canadian flag and paints red maple leaves on his faces for a celebration. 3 hares Dry Hole, Filthy Habits and Algae Bra organize about 30 hashers to re-hash one of favorite [...]

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia