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Full Moon HHH #125: Thanksgiving Harvest Moon Hash

It’s thanksgiving…. a time for one British and one American to forget about their ancestral differences and join together to make one amazing thanksgiving hash.

🦃 🍂 🌽 🍁 🦃 🍂 🌽 🍁 🦃 🍂 🌽 🍁
Let us give thanks this holiday.

Let’s give thanks to the beer.
Let’s give thanks to the lager.
And let’s give thanks to the ale.
🦃 🍂 🌽 🍁 🦃 🍂 🌽 🍁 🦃 🍂 🌽 🍁


Hares:

Old school rules, hares raised on the spot

Type:

Live trail, old school catch-the-hare rules

When:

Wednesday, 21 November 2018

Time:

Meeting 7PM, run 7:30 SHARP (It’s earlier because it’s dark and cold and more time to drink)

Hash Cash:

Run & circle 20 kuai, dinner (split the ol’ thanksgiving way)

Meet up:

Grandmas Kitchen 祖母的厨房 (北新桥)

D’erections:

Take Line-5 metro to Beixinqiao Station. Leave from exit C. Cross the street and the restaurant is to the left.
到了地铁5号线北新桥站, 就用 C 出口出来。过马路, 然后左转。走一分钟就到了。

 

By | November 18th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Full Moon Hash House Harriers|

Hashmas Party 2018 – Saturday 15th December

 

It’s the most wonderful time of the yeeeaaaaaar! That’s right harriers and harriettes, it is time for the Hashmas Party, that time of the year when Santa reveals to us who has been naughty and who has been nice. (Oh who are we kidding…we know what you are!)

We’ll mix, mingle and have a jolly good time with:

  • A plentiful buffet with many meat and vegetarian choices
  • Four hours of free flow beers, selected mixed drinks, and sodas
  • Dancing and Secret Santa
  • Mistletoe lurking in the corner- tradition says you must smooch the person standing under it!

Bring a Secret Santa gift (value around CNY 50) and you will receive another Hasher’s handpicked present in return. Imagine what glorious surprises await!


Limited spots available- you don’t want to miss this one!
Contact Heart On, MoreMen, or Red Snatcher with any questions.


Price:

CNY 200 to be paid to Heart On. This will cover the dinner buffet, 4h free-flow drinks, and a fantastic hashy evening! There will be a reward discounted price for those who have shown their dedication to the Hash in the past year. Ask Heart On for more information on your ticket price. Remember to pre-pay to get the reward; price at the door is 200 CNY for everyone.

Dress Code:

Festive attire: sparkly clothes, Santa hats, elf bells, ugly sweaters… whatever puts you in the mood for cheer!

Agenda:

7:00pm-8:00pm: Welcome snacks (drinks not included)
8:00pm-10:00pm: Mama Jane’s special Christmas buffet
8:00pm-midnight: Free flow on selected beers, mixed drinks, and sodas
After midnight: Happy hour prices all night long!

Location:

XL Bar
1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu
新东路首开铂郡南区1-022
It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.

Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…

Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia

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