The 17th All China Nash Hash is On On!
Beijing! Beijing! That wonderful place to hash is hosting the 17th ACNH and we want you to be here! Fantastic parties, amazing Great Wall and city trails, cold beers, ultracool haberdashery and the best circles ever!
Do not miss any single run of the Beijing HHH, Fullmoon HHH or Boxer HHH.
Find all upcoming runs details here and find you can find any blame THE HARES!!! Our next run is…
First, Texas had to brace for Harvey. Then, the Caribbean had to brace for Irma. Now, Beijing needs to brace for Nash hash. Join the hash this weekend to prepare yourself with Nash Hash hurricane survival tips that the internet just can’t teach you:
•Have you joined the WeChat group so you can stay informed?
•Do you have emergency water supplies at home?
•How about a medical kit including advil and anti-diarrhea medication?
•Have you ensured that your stomach will remain indoors for the whole weekend?
•Have you considered boarding up your oesophagus?
•Is your liver on emergency alert?
Learn all this and more from your hares, including special tips from Prelubed (because who could possibly know how to prepare better!).
Prelubed, Karate, Pussy Nibble
Sunday, September 10, 2017
Meet at 2:30pm. Hash starts at 3:00pm
30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner
乐民楼家常菜 – Yuèmínlóujiāchángcài. 北京朝阳区力源里8号楼东恒时代一期北门. North gate of Dōng héng shí dai, building 8, lì yuán li, chaoyang district.
地铁一号线四惠站E口出 Subway line 1 sì huì station exit E.
Beer sponsored by:
“Whatever happened to the August Boxer?” We hear you cry.
Well, the truth is, your hares this month never have been much good at keeping time, so we’ve had to bump the Boxer back to September 2.
Though it may be a little late, the trail is sure to be anything but shitty* with highlights set to include: a refreshing dip in a lake on-after, close proximity to the BJ subway (should anyone get lost) and some of the biggest, pointiest, most spectacular stone nipples you ever did see!
Consider it the perfect way to get in shape ahead of this year’s All China Nash Hash
p.s. There will be an opportunity to go swimming at trail’s end – please bring swimwear and a towel if you’re thinking of going for a dip
(*disclaimer: non-shitty trail not guaranteed)
Lick It To Ride, Oracle Boner, Beer Wolf
Python Mountain Forest Park
Saturday, September 2nd, 2017
Meet at 10:00 a.m. Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp!
150 RMB will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks, and a bash!
Andy’s craft sausages will be serving breakfast and Bloody Marys, so bring extra cash for brekkie and any drinks at XL Bar after the run.
What to Bring:
Proper protection — a hat, lube (sunscreen), shades (sunglasses), etc. A vessel to carry water and an energy bar on trail. Your cell phone. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction.
XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).
It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.
Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…
Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!
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