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SATURDAY BJHHH #1866: Camo Hash

It’s time to get out of the centre and explore a new area. This week we will be trying to survive anything and everything that Beijing has to throw at us. Get lost in the village with the dogs, enter the woodlands. We’ll be exploring some of the fanciest beer stops the hash will ever visit all provided by your wonderful (and good looking) hares. As well as some maybe not so posh places. Welcome to the arty districts and farm lands of Maquanying.

I guess I have to do a theme so why not survival. Wear your best camo and blend into the wilderness. Wear long socks and watch out for animals, don’t step on something if it moves or bites.


Nipple Kamekaze (这个翻译太难了!), Just Matt, Just Tim, Just Nix


Saturday, August 4th
Meet up 2.30pm, Run starts at 3pm


30 RMB for run and circle
80 including dinner
30块线路跑 80块包含晚餐


MinZu MeiShi LaoJiu La
MaQuanYing Xi Lu, CuiGeZhuang Village (near the Outlet Mall)


Line 15 Maquanying, Exit B. Walk North for 340m and the restaurant is on the right.

By | August 1st, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Beijing H3 Run #1865: Dumb Second’s FOYW

It is with a heavy beer and MaLa tears that I must inform the hash that Just Dumb and Slappy Seconds are leaving the Beijing HHH. Yes, our time has come to wish our fellow hashers a drunken and merry good-bye.

Our answer to this event is… HARING THIS SATURDAY! KiddiePoo, Super Squirter, Slappy Seconds and Just Dumb this week will be laying what will be THE BEST TRAIL EVA! Come on out with little to no clothes (for the purpose of us truly not overheating) and let us fret around our beloved city one more time together.

While frolicking in the urban jungle that is Peking, we will collectively remember all the good memories we had together. The joyous harmony of our laughter and chugging will inundate our cerebellums with emotions. But do not worry; Super Squirter will be bringing her toys in order to mask the teardrops on your face with… beer.

Apparently, we have to do themes now… So I guess wear whatever bullshit you have at home that reflects the dysfunctionality of naming someone Slappy Seconds or Just Dumb. Ladies… think of Slappy Seconds when getting prepared for the Hash? Men… Don’t think of Slappy Seconds when getting ready for the hash… However, do think of providing Just Dumb and Slappy Seconds alcohol, cigarettes and what could qualify as a decent 401K starter pack.

See you all on Saturday!

The Hares:

Slappy Seconds, Just Dumb, Kiddiepoo & Super Squirter


Saturday, July 28th


Meet up 2:30pm,Run starts at 3pm

Hash Cash:

30 RMB for run and circle, 80 RMB including dinner


Si(4)Jiu(9)Cheng JiaoZi Restaurant, Wangjing Road / Guangshun Road, Wangjing West Court Area 4.


Intersection of line 14 and line 15, Wangjing Station. Get out of exit C or exit H and walk south for 200 or 160 m, respectively. The restaurant will be on the left side, second floor (next to XiongJiaCheng BBQ).

By | July 24th, 2018|Hash House Harriers|

Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…

Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!


Not enough awesomeness? Keep reading for hash trash, past runs, hash socials and much more…

Full Moon Hash #121: The Freed-Dumb Run & Hash Trash Run #1861: Wet, Wild and Windmilled Hash

By | July 3rd, 2018|Hash Trash|

About 4:69 pm, Sunday afternoon, Just Hannah in a floral suspender skirt kneels down in a grand circle to accept her naming hosted by RA Heart On at an empty space of recreational zone behind the Drum Tower. Nearly 40 hashers witness this high tide moment, plus a multitude of audiences. After rounds of nominations, Two Fingers behooves her to [...]

SUNDAY BJ HHH #1861: Wet, Wild and Windmilled Hash

By | June 27th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Hash House Harriers|

  It's 40 degrees, the air is thick, the trail is winding. You move as swiftly as you can through the narrow hutongs listening carefully for the distant calls of 'On, On' desperately in search of the thing you love most... cold, refreshing beer. Armed with your finest squirting device you tentatively turn each ambush ready corner in an attempt [...]

BOXER HASH #170: The Cool Cats Run

By | June 27th, 2018|Boxer Hash House Harriers|

It's set to be an absolute scorcher this week, temperatures soaring, AC working overtime, pollution no doubt escalating. What better way to ease those sweaty bodies than with the cool shade of a forest run. What better way to ease the troubles of a 5-day week than some cool Yanjing. What better way to enjoy your life than hanging [...]

THURSDAY Full Moon HHH #121: The Freed-Dumb Run

By | June 26th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Full Moon Hash House Harriers|

Can you believe it's been four weeks already since our last Full Moon Hash? We certainly can't (though frankly, we can't remember much at all after last weekend thanks to those pesky Swedish Young Professionals!) Speaking of Swedes, this month's run will act as something of a celebratory double-ender - marking both the 242nd anniversary of Britain's loss of its [...]

BJHHH #1860: Strong Independent Person Hash

By | June 21st, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Fed up of people telling you what (/who) to do and when to cum? What to wear and what not to wear? When to drink and when to stop?! How Hard to Blow? How Super to Squirt? And whether Chips really need Piss? EMANCIPATE YOURSELF! Celebrate your new found independence with the SIPH (Strong Independent Person Hash). Wear what you [...]

Derelicte #1859

By | June 18th, 2018|Hash Trash|

Our way is not to passively comply with the experience of life but to critically examine our beliefs and practices. From start point to 1st BS, basically the hashers cannot find the mark on the very dark trail in a broad daylight afternoon to such an extent. These 3 hares respectively navigates each different group of hashers to a different trail, [...]

SATURDAY BJHHH #1858: Sweet 69 Jurassic Safari!

By | June 7th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

What do you get when you think of an abandoned movie production studio, safari, and dinosaurs and add in some pirates, Vikings, hot students and a hidden dolphin restaurant? You do the math, because you can bet Jurassic we lost count. If you are also a hasher, you are probably way a-head of us and are thinking 1 + 1 [...]

Full Moon Hash #120: The ‘Flour’ Power Run & Hash Trash Run #1857: Christmas In June

By | June 5th, 2018|Hash Trash|

The infraslow (less than 0.1 hertz) brain waves suggest they are a distinct type of brain activity that depends on human conscious state. These superslow waves may be critical to how the brain functions. At 19:69, Friday night, in front of Chill bar, Full Moon GM Ass Tonguer kicks off a flower run with 15ish hashers in the darkness. The [...]

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia


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