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Beijing HHH Run #1857: Christmas in June

A lesser known fact about Santa is that he’s a mighty big perv. His favorite song is “Give It a Blow.”

Well, the weather outside is frightful,
But my dick is so delightful.
If you really want to see it grow,
Give It a Blow, Give It a Blow, Give It a Blow!

Cum join the lovely Harriets More Men and Just Hannah for their first Beijing trail along with Limp Fish Dick for a jolly good debauch with Santa this Saturday as we Hash through a Winter Summer Wonderland. You’ll get to hear some more lovely holiday tunes from Santa and you may even be able to pick out your own Christmas tree!


More Men, Limp Fish Dick, Just Hannah


Saturday, June 2nd


Meet at 2:30 p.m. Run starts at 3 p.m.

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle, and dinner

Meet up:

西北汉子 (三元桥店)


East Third Ring North Road Xin #2, Huashang Hotel


From Sanyuanqiao Exit C2 head southwest for 450 meters along Xiaoyunli South Road, circling around Hainan Airlines Building, then head northeast 470 meters down the narrow road to the restaurant. The restaurant will be on your right.



By | May 30th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Beijing HHH Run #1856: Hash Wedding!!!

Cum help us celebrate the well-lubricated hijinks and drama that is the marriage of Asstonguer and Lick It To Ride as we wander through 798 and drink our way into romance or something that resembles that (oblivion perhaps?). They have been married for a hot minute but we finally get to make it HHH official, which is a certainly big thing. There will be booby tassels, sexy garters, fun games, and plenty alcohol: just like any good marriage! Dress code is burlesque


Heart On, Danger Zone, Limp Fish Dick


Saturday, May 26th


Meet at 2:30 p.m. Run starts at 3 p.m.

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle, and dinner

Meet up:

Irish Volunteer (传统的爱尔兰酒吧)

JiangTai Lu (opposite the old Lido Hotel)



The Irish Volunteer is a 700m (7 minute) walk from Exit C of  Line 14 Wangjing South.


By | May 21st, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…

Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!


Not enough awesomeness? Keep reading for hash trash, past runs, hash socials and much more…

Pajama Run To Celebrate Aries’ Birthdays #1849

By | April 13th, 2018|Hash Trash|

By 2030, more than 60% of the world’s wealth will be in the hands of 1% people. The UBI – Unconditional Basic Income is actually a correction mechanism to solve the contradiction between the unreasonableness of positive correlations among the interest, attraction, comfort and the income level of work itself. But bureaucracy is the biggest resistance because the UBI weakens [...]

Saturday Boxer Hash #168: Tomb Raidin’

By | April 10th, 2018|Boxer Hash House Harriers, Hash House Harriers|

Everyone knows the best time to visit tombs is immediately after they’ve been swept! And since it’s been ten and a half years since the Boxer Hash last visited these particular tombs, your hares figured it was about time to head east. We’re visiting our favorite Manchu emperors Qianlong, Kangxi, Ci Xi, and the whole gang out at the [...]

The Chaoyang Easter Egg Adventure #1848

By | April 3rd, 2018|Hash Trash|

Unconditional Basic Income – From government’s social security expenditure, taking part of the quota as the basic income of the local citizens, the income does not require any conditions and qualifications. As long as it is a local resident, everyone can get a basic income. The AI will replace most of the manpower soon, the human beings are freed from [...]

Beijing HHH Run #1849: Pajama Run to Celebrate Aries’ Birthdays

By | April 1st, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Spring is the season which makes you sooooo excited that you might yell “Finally!Winter is GONE!” Spring is also when a lot of hashers are having their birthdays! It is just so weird that so many hashers were born in spring and I keep wondering why their parents all chose to be busy in summer。But one of the good points [...]

Beijing HHH Run #1848: The Chaoyang Easter Egg Adventure

By | March 29th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Not sure what you plan on doing for Easter, but Red Snatcher, Sausage Party and Heart On plan on laying a “fantastic trail”, have a bit of a run, heaps of beer and of course go hunting for eggs..the alcoholic kind. Please join us as we re-explore one of our favourite parts of the city with its marvellous park full [...]

The Highs and Lows of Shuangjing #1847

By | March 27th, 2018|Hash Trash|

The folks have been being plagued by the counterfeit and inferior between science and religion. But the difficulties are always there and never being reduced. Struggling against the smog for a little while and then a beautiful day comes into view in the afternoon of Saturday. It’s the hashing time. About 40 hashing nailers show up in high spirits at [...]

Beijing HHH Run #1847: The Highs & Lows of Shuangjing

By | March 23rd, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

  Shuangjing is full of arts, culture, and beautiful people but we can’t forget it’s dingy streets and old infrastructure. Come this join the hares this Saturday to see the best and worst of what Limp Fish Dick’s neighborhood has to offer. From murals and statues to creepy tunnels, we’ll cover it all. We can’t say that you will be [...]

St. Patrick’s Day Hash #1846

By | March 22nd, 2018|Hash Trash|

Keeping the heart of awe is the essential way to prevent human beings from making the fatal mistakes. There must be inevitability in chance. Here is a tribute to the great cosmological mentor Mr., Steven Hawking – R.I.P. It’s snowswept seldom or never in a spring after a snowless winter in Beijing, in respect that the folks cannot forget to [...]

Hutong Hash House #1845

By | March 13th, 2018|Hash Trash|

Single DNA mutations known as Single Nucleotide Polymorphisms (SNPs) contribute to hereditary disease. To prove that a SNP causes disease, need to compare genetically matched “twin” cells, then use a DNA repair system known as Microhomology-Mediated End Joining (MMEJ) to remove the fluorescent gene. That left only the single-base edit, in the form of an SNP, behind. Saturday afternoon, middle [...]

Florals? For Spring? Groundbreaking #1844 & FMH The Mama Jane Appreciation Run #119

By | March 8th, 2018|Hash Trash|

This revolutionary technique allowed scientists to turn any cell in the body into induced Pluripotent Stem cells (iPS) with simple reprogramming techniques. The iPS cells could then be reprogrammed to become certain types of cells in the body. Then to treat severe diseases and create human beings from skin cells. The hare Snake Cunter hands a spray of flower to [...]

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia


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