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UPCOMING RUNS IN BEIJING

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SATURDAY BJHHH #1866: Camo Hash

It’s time to get out of the centre and explore a new area. This week we will be trying to survive anything and everything that Beijing has to throw at us. Get lost in the village with the dogs, enter the woodlands. We’ll be exploring some of the fanciest beer stops the hash will ever visit all provided by your wonderful (and good looking) hares. As well as some maybe not so posh places. Welcome to the arty districts and farm lands of Maquanying.
是时候逃离市中心探索新的区域了。本周我们将努力生存,北京为我们提供一切!在村庄里和野狗一同迷路,穿过树林。我们会途经一些可能是你hash生涯最完美的啤酒站,跟着我们超棒(好看)的Hares。当然,我们去到的地方可能不是那么高大上,欢迎来马泉营周边的艺术院去和农场。

I guess I have to do a theme so why not survival. Wear your best camo and blend into the wilderness. Wear long socks and watch out for animals, don’t step on something if it moves or bites.
我觉得我们需要一个主题,所以就来试试野外求生吧。穿着你最好的迷彩服,融入野外。穿长袜,注意野外动物,别踩到他们。


Hares:

Nipple Kamekaze (这个翻译太难了!), Just Matt, Just Tim, Just Nix

Date/时间:

Saturday, August 4th
Meet up 2.30pm, Run starts at 3pm
8月4号星期六
下午2点半集合,3点开跑

Hashcash:/价格:

30 RMB for run and circle
80 including dinner
30块线路跑 80块包含晚餐

Where/地址:

MinZu MeiShi LaoJiu La
MaQuanYing Xi Lu, CuiGeZhuang Village (near the Outlet Mall)
民族美食老九拉面
崔各庄乡马泉营西路(近赛特奥莱)

D’erections:

Line 15 Maquanying, Exit B. Walk North for 340m and the restaurant is on the right.
城铁15号线马泉营B出口,朝北走340米,餐厅就在右手边。

By | August 1st, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Beijing H3 Run #1865: Dumb Second’s FOYW

It is with a heavy beer and MaLa tears that I must inform the hash that Just Dumb and Slappy Seconds are leaving the Beijing HHH. Yes, our time has come to wish our fellow hashers a drunken and merry good-bye.

Our answer to this event is… HARING THIS SATURDAY! KiddiePoo, Super Squirter, Slappy Seconds and Just Dumb this week will be laying what will be THE BEST TRAIL EVA! Come on out with little to no clothes (for the purpose of us truly not overheating) and let us fret around our beloved city one more time together.

While frolicking in the urban jungle that is Peking, we will collectively remember all the good memories we had together. The joyous harmony of our laughter and chugging will inundate our cerebellums with emotions. But do not worry; Super Squirter will be bringing her toys in order to mask the teardrops on your face with… beer.

Apparently, we have to do themes now… So I guess wear whatever bullshit you have at home that reflects the dysfunctionality of naming someone Slappy Seconds or Just Dumb. Ladies… think of Slappy Seconds when getting prepared for the Hash? Men… Don’t think of Slappy Seconds when getting ready for the hash… However, do think of providing Just Dumb and Slappy Seconds alcohol, cigarettes and what could qualify as a decent 401K starter pack.

See you all on Saturday!


The Hares:

Slappy Seconds, Just Dumb, Kiddiepoo & Super Squirter

Date:

Saturday, July 28th

Time:

Meet up 2:30pm,Run starts at 3pm

Hash Cash:

30 RMB for run and circle, 80 RMB including dinner

Where:

Si(4)Jiu(9)Cheng JiaoZi Restaurant, Wangjing Road / Guangshun Road, Wangjing West Court Area 4.
四九城饺子馆,望京街道广顺北大街望京西园4区熊家城烤肉旁边

D’Erections:

Intersection of line 14 and line 15, Wangjing Station. Get out of exit C or exit H and walk south for 200 or 160 m, respectively. The restaurant will be on the left side, second floor (next to XiongJiaCheng BBQ).

By | July 24th, 2018|Hash House Harriers|

Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…

Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia

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