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Beijing HHH #1838: Make the Hash Smell Fishy Again

There are strange happenings going on in Beijing: hutong hangouts getting bricked up, only good (Chinese) news, ice-haired schoolboys, and dating bots stealing our hard-earned money amongst other mind-blowing events. Dare we say something FISHY is going on? Could it be the uncannily blue skies and fresh air – a SMELL we are not used to? Or perhaps it is the One Belt One Road initiative?
NO, NO, NO,… 不是, 不是, 不是. Your friendly hares have researched these stranger things far and wide and have found the cause. Surprisingly, the cause is coming from outside of China – from the other side of the world as a matter of fact. South Africa to be precise. Brace yourselves for the truth:

It is Smells Fishy’s Fuck Off! Now that she is leaving us strange things are a happening. Since all you hashers already smell really bad, you’ve got that part of the theme covered. So simply wear your best fish related outfit and get ready to run around Sanlitun for the first time all year!


Hares:

Smells Fishy, Super Squirter & RoadKill

When:

Saturday, January 20th

Time:

Meet at 1:30 PM. Run starts at 2 PM (ish)

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle, and dinner

Meet Up:

畅福轩 ChangFuXuan(aka 通讯录风味熏骨头TongXunLu)
团结湖北口头条8号(No.8 Tuanjiehu Beikou Toutiao)

D’erections:

从十号线团结湖C出口出来往东走,第一个路口右转,150米后路口左侧
Take Exit C at Tuanjiehu Station (Line 10) and walk to the east,turn right at the first corner,you will find it after 150m at the next intersection on the left side.

By | January 17th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Beijing HHH #1837: The Exotic and Historical BAMBOO Hash!

Quiz question #1

What is Panda Bear’s favorite place to eat when he visits Beijing?

Quiz question #2

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

 


 

Hashers! Come join us this Saturday for a sublime and blissful romp through a beautiful and historic locale – one that owes its existence to the foresight of the great Ming Dynasty Emperor Zhu Zijun. It is believed that the Wanli Emperor planted as many as 50 species of bamboo here, most of which are still in existence. In later years the Qing rulers and their assorted entourages and retinues used this oasis of tranquillity as a rest stop on their voyages to and from the summer palace. If you are a fan of bamboo (or even if you’re not), this hash should not be missed!

Hares:

Principal Penetration, Cum in my Brum, Blow Harder

When:

Saturday, January 13th

Time:

Meet at 1:30 p.m.Run starts at 2 p.m.

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle, and dinner

Meet up:

聚食尚(魏公村北外店) 法华寺6号 电话:13821574044
Ju Shi Shang, No. 6 FaHuaSi, Tel: 13821574044

D’Erections:

离开地铁4/9号线国家图书馆站A口1.4公里 (也离开4号线魏公村站D口1.4公里)
1.4km walk from Subway line 4/9 National Library Station Exit A. (Also a 1.4km walk from Line 4 Weigongcun Station Exit D)

 

 


Answer #1

Zizhuyuan Park, of course!

Answer #2

All the wood that a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

By | January 10th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…

Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia

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