The 17th All China Nash Hash is On On!
Beijing! Beijing! That wonderful place to hash is hosting the 17th ACNH and we want you to be here! Fantastic parties, amazing Great Wall and city trails, cold beers, ultracool haberdashery and the best circles ever!
Do not miss any single run of the Beijing HHH, Fullmoon HHH or Boxer HHH.
Find all upcoming runs details here and find you can find any blame THE HARES!!! Our next run is…
Hashers! It’s a worker’s day on the Lord’s Day of Rest! Yes!
This Sunday Hares, Slappy Seconds,Tantantalizer and Sausage Party will whisk you through the Southern parts of Beijing to celebrate the best thing that happened to Europe in the 50s… TheBirth of the European Coal and Steel Community!!! For those who don’t know, it’s the EU’s Grandpa!
Like most hashers, we’ll look like tired coal miners needing the lager to allow us to complain about the Germans taking all our jobs away, or the Southerners taking away our money. In anycase, the French will be the perfect ones, never complaining, always helping and being part of a group that is non-French.
We will have authentic European cuisine that you can find in any Chinatown in Europe. The beer will be… beer, which is very European.
We’ll be so close to the Beijing South Train station, for some of you it may be an opportune moment to leave behind Beijing and go to Shanghai.
Due to the clear absence of attention to the original Europe Day, hares Sausage Party, Tantantalizer and Slappy Seconds name July 23rd the Beijing Hash House Harriers Europe Day!
What shall we do? Love each other and give up all independence to the hares and their perfect trail. Slowly at least until we are one happy family. Any Swiss hasher will be left out. British hashers will be abandoned at a given beer stop.
Slappy Seconds, Sausage Party, Tantantalizer
Sunday, July 23rd, 2017
Meet at 2:30pm. Hash starts at 3:00pm
30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner
Dress to impress the European ladies. Wear Blue or Yellow.
Wu Du Cui Qing Xiang Cai Guan
Turn right as you get out of Line 4 TaoRanTing Exit C. Walk about 80m then turn right, walk about 220M then youwill see the restaurant on your right hand.
Beer sponsored by:
Annual summer away hangover(!) hash. Bandage up your burns. Lick the marshmallow from your hands(?). Double check nothing swam up your urethra. Put on some clean undies and get to running!
A to A
Finger My Dough, Dash Hound Bitch, Crash Test Dummy
Sunday, July 16th
Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…
Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!
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