UPCOMING RUNS IN BEIJING
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Our next run is…
It’s time to get out of the centre and explore a new area. This week we will be trying to survive anything and everything that Beijing has to throw at us. Get lost in the village with the dogs, enter the woodlands. We’ll be exploring some of the fanciest beer stops the hash will ever visit all provided by your wonderful (and good looking) hares. As well as some maybe not so posh places. Welcome to the arty districts and farm lands of Maquanying.
I guess I have to do a theme so why not survival. Wear your best camo and blend into the wilderness. Wear long socks and watch out for animals, don’t step on something if it moves or bites.
Nipple Kamekaze (这个翻译太难了!), Just Matt, Just Tim, Just Nix
Saturday, August 4th
Meet up 2.30pm, Run starts at 3pm
30 RMB for run and circle
80 including dinner
MinZu MeiShi LaoJiu La
MaQuanYing Xi Lu, CuiGeZhuang Village (near the Outlet Mall)
Line 15 Maquanying, Exit B. Walk North for 340m and the restaurant is on the right.
It is with a heavy beer and MaLa tears that I must inform the hash that Just Dumb and Slappy Seconds are leaving the Beijing HHH. Yes, our time has come to wish our fellow hashers a drunken and merry good-bye.
Our answer to this event is… HARING THIS SATURDAY! KiddiePoo, Super Squirter, Slappy Seconds and Just Dumb this week will be laying what will be THE BEST TRAIL EVA! Come on out with little to no clothes (for the purpose of us truly not overheating) and let us fret around our beloved city one more time together.
While frolicking in the urban jungle that is Peking, we will collectively remember all the good memories we had together. The joyous harmony of our laughter and chugging will inundate our cerebellums with emotions. But do not worry; Super Squirter will be bringing her toys in order to mask the teardrops on your face with… beer.
Apparently, we have to do themes now… So I guess wear whatever bullshit you have at home that reflects the dysfunctionality of naming someone Slappy Seconds or Just Dumb. Ladies… think of Slappy Seconds when getting prepared for the Hash? Men… Don’t think of Slappy Seconds when getting ready for the hash… However, do think of providing Just Dumb and Slappy Seconds alcohol, cigarettes and what could qualify as a decent 401K starter pack.
See you all on Saturday!
Slappy Seconds, Just Dumb, Kiddiepoo & Super Squirter
Saturday, July 28th
Meet up 2:30pm,Run starts at 3pm
30 RMB for run and circle, 80 RMB including dinner
Si(4)Jiu(9)Cheng JiaoZi Restaurant, Wangjing Road / Guangshun Road, Wangjing West Court Area 4.
Intersection of line 14 and line 15, Wangjing Station. Get out of exit C or exit H and walk south for 200 or 160 m, respectively. The restaurant will be on the left side, second floor (next to XiongJiaCheng BBQ).
Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…
Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!