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UPCOMING RUNS IN BEIJING

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Beijing HHH Run #1857: Christmas in June

A lesser known fact about Santa is that he’s a mighty big perv. His favorite song is “Give It a Blow.”

Well, the weather outside is frightful,
But my dick is so delightful.
If you really want to see it grow,
Give It a Blow, Give It a Blow, Give It a Blow!

Cum join the lovely Harriets More Men and Just Hannah for their first Beijing trail along with Limp Fish Dick for a jolly good debauch with Santa this Saturday as we Hash through a Winter Summer Wonderland. You’ll get to hear some more lovely holiday tunes from Santa and you may even be able to pick out your own Christmas tree!


Hares:

More Men, Limp Fish Dick, Just Hannah

When:

Saturday, June 2nd

Time:

Meet at 2:30 p.m. Run starts at 3 p.m.

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle, and dinner

Meet up:

西北汉子 (三元桥店)

东三环北路辛2号华商酒店

East Third Ring North Road Xin #2, Huashang Hotel

D’erections:

From Sanyuanqiao Exit C2 head southwest for 450 meters along Xiaoyunli South Road, circling around Hainan Airlines Building, then head northeast 470 meters down the narrow road to the restaurant. The restaurant will be on your right.

从三元桥C2出口向从起点向西南方向出发,走400米,绕海南航空大厦,然后在向东北方向走490米到餐厅;餐厅会在右手边。

 

By | May 30th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Beijing HHH Run #1856: Hash Wedding!!!

Cum help us celebrate the well-lubricated hijinks and drama that is the marriage of Asstonguer and Lick It To Ride as we wander through 798 and drink our way into romance or something that resembles that (oblivion perhaps?). They have been married for a hot minute but we finally get to make it HHH official, which is a certainly big thing. There will be booby tassels, sexy garters, fun games, and plenty alcohol: just like any good marriage! Dress code is burlesque


Hares:

Heart On, Danger Zone, Limp Fish Dick

When:

Saturday, May 26th

Time:

Meet at 2:30 p.m. Run starts at 3 p.m.

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle, and dinner

Meet up:

Irish Volunteer (传统的爱尔兰酒吧)

JiangTai Lu (opposite the old Lido Hotel)

将台路(丽都饭店对面)

D’erections:

The Irish Volunteer is a 700m (7 minute) walk from Exit C of  Line 14 Wangjing South.

传统的爱尔兰酒吧离开地铁14号线望京南站C口700米。

By | May 21st, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…

Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia

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