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BJHHH#1906: Cheese, wine and frivolity!

 

Get your pinky fingers ready – no, not for that you dirty bastard – but for the fanciest hash of the spring!

While searching for marks…
We’ll trail rivers worthy of the finest regattas,
Cum close to wildlife glorious enough to compete with an African safari,
Sip on great (Wall) wine and taste some yellow delights.
And If that’s not enough to tipple your fancy we’ve even got fossilised Giant’s genitalia that even Tormund would be impressed with!

(Bi)Curious? You should be!

Prepare for wine, Cheese(y Balls), fancy (Piss ‘n’) chips and if you point that pinky just right maybe even a little Twincest.


Hares:

Piss ‘n’ Chips, Cheesy Balls, Twincest

Date:

Saturday 11th May 2019

Time:

Meet up starts from 2:30
Hash starts at 3PM

Type:

A to A

Hash Cash:

30RMB for the hash and circle
80RMB for hash, circle and dinner

Meet Up:

Restaurant: 胡记兴湘菜

D’erections:

Lines 2, 4 and 13: Xizhimen subway. Exit E1 (the line 13 exit) head through the capital mall doors and then North by the rail tracks and over the bridge. Or follow the hash marks. It’s ~9minute walk from the subway – you’ve been warned…
Didi or taxi: 胡记兴湘菜

By |May 8th, 2019|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Beijing HHH Run #1905: May the 4th Hash with you!

May the 4th be with you until Cinco de Mayo!
But then you’ll feel the Revenge of the Sixth.

Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi once said, “The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It’s an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.”

That’s all bullshit. As a smart hasher once said, “Beer is what gives a hasher his power. It’s a sweet ambrosia created by yummy hops and mash. It’s poured into our mouths and penetrates our stomachs. It binds the Hash House Harriers together.”

Break out your best Star Wars outfit! And top it off with a sombrero! The Beijing Hash House Harriers wants you to join for a short jog in the Chaoyang area. Upon the finish line break bread with your friendly hares BBQ style courtesy of those wielding the most powerful poles – or rather, sabers; Darth Big Cock, Moral Skywanker, and Obi-Wan Confused.


Hares:

Darth Big Cock, Moral Skywanker, and Obi-Wan Confused.

Date:

Saturday, May the 4TH

Time:

Meet at 1:30 PM, Hash starts at 2PM

Type:

A to A

Dress Code:

Anything Star Wars/Mexican/Combo

Hash Cash:

30RMB for the hash and circle

80RMB for hash, circle and dinner (Awesome outdoors BBQ)

20 RMB more for your official “May the 4th Hash With You” patch – ask hares for details

On-Party:

Paddy O’Shea’s May the 4th Party

Meet Up:

Liangmaqiao Diplomatic Apartments, Area C
亮马桥外交公寓C区(美国大使馆北侧)

D’erections:

Exit B, Liangmaqiao Station (亮马桥站) on Line 10. Meeting point is about 800m, follow the marks, or use the map below:


By |May 3rd, 2019|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia

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