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June 15th Boxer H3 #179: Pagoda Forest Hash

Have you always dreamed of wandering through a forest of giant phalluses? Sign up now for Boxer Hash and your dreams can come true!

On this trail you will traverse rock-hard villages (built from locally-mined granite), swoon over wildflowers, and feast your eyes upon some impressively-sized 13th-century pagodas. If all that gives you an urge to mount, Silver Mountain awaits nearby. When you’re spent, relax with ice-cold beer and an all-you-can eat poolside feast.


When:

Saturday, June 15
6月15日星期六

Time:

Meet at 10 a.m.
Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp-ish

Hares:

Moose Knuckles, MoreMen, BDSaMateur

Trail:

A-B

What to bring:

A swimsuit!

Your own water bottle because the boxer doesn’t supply plastic water bottles! We will bring a big water for you to refill.

Your cell phone. Running shoes. Sunblock. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction. A sense of humor.

Registration:

We need to have numbers! So go ahead and register today!

Register to Boxer H3

Hash Cash:

200 RMB will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks and dinner bash!

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What to Bring:

Bring your own water bottle because the boxer doesn’t supply plastic water bottles! We will bring a big water for you to refill. ♻️❤️🌏
Your cell phone. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction. A sense of humor.

Ice – chuck a block in your freezer tonight and bring it with you. Bring costumes & cameras. Camping is possible if anyone wants to stay; you can tent or rent clean rooms with shower for as little as RMB 120 at the local actors’ YMCA.

Meet Up:

XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).

D’erections:

It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.

 


 

*** IMPORTANT NOTE: The Beijing boxer hash is an off-road running hash going out to the hills around Beijing once a month. We usually aim for the second Saturday of each month, but may vary depending on the hares’ availability and other variable factors we have zero control over. We do not adjust for weather conditions (bring a towel, you won’t drown) nor pollution levels (they’re lower out in the mountains anyway). It’s ok to walk but not to lallygag. Keep moving … We’re a running hash. Heart attacks are not permitted. As we are out on mountain trails, it’s easy to get lost. If you’re too stupid to bring a phone with you and you get lost, We won’t ph*cking care, nor will we ph*cing pin you either. We may or may not send a search party looking for you. If we do, chances are it will consist primarily of rabid dogs and hungry wolves. That being said, we are glad to have you join us and hope you enjoy a great day! (by the way, no you won’t be back for your important dinner date bring them along instead) ***

By |June 9th, 2019|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Boxer Hash House Harriers|

BJH3 Run #1910: Ferrari enzo Beijing

One of our favorite long-lost Harriettes, Ferrari, enzo Beijing this three-day weekend and we’ll be celebrating her birthday!

Come join us for a lovely 8km hash through the beautiful parks and tree-lined neighborhoods of Xinyuanli. Weather-permitting we’ll have a classic lao Beijing bash al fresco in a beer garden with plenty of ice cold draft beer to cool off.


Hares:

Ferrari, Super Squirter, and Dry Hole

When:

Saturday June 8th, meet up starts at 2.30pm hares off at 3pm

Cost:

Run or walk 30RMB

Run and dinner 80RMB

Meet up:

Tai Shu Xi Jia Chang Cai Restaurant

Building #14 SanYuanLi XiaoQu

太熟悉家常菜 (新源里店)

三源里小区14号楼

D’erections:

The closest subway is Line 10 Liangmaqiao Station. The restaurant is a 1.1km walk or mobike from Exit A.

离开地铁10号线亮马桥站A口1.1公里

By |June 3rd, 2019|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Hashing in China

The hash world asked for it and we got it! Introducing the new ALL CHINA HASH HOUSE HARRIERS OFFICIAL DIRECTORY!

Formerly known as just “Hash China”, the new improved directory comes with a beautiful new design, better user interface, responsive, more content, dedicated hash news section, highlighted events in the region, easy access in the mainland and many more features! All by the hand of Dazed & Confused and RoomBoy.

Visit china.hash.cn today!

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We like our drinks,
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I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

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Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

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