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Next Friday 15th of December at Blue Marlin: 

It is once again the time of the year where we celebrate together with a jolly good merry party! A fantastic buffet with a 4h free flow beer, soft drinks and mixers. Dress code is formal with Santa hat and don’t forget to put on your dancing shoes for some post-dinner booty shaking, a live band will be playing all night long! More info with Heart On and Agent Orgy.

UPCOMING RUNS

Do not miss any single run of the Beijing HHH, Fullmoon HHH or Boxer HHH.
Find all upcoming runs details here and find you can find any blame THE HARES!!! Our next run is…

Beijing HHH Run #1826: Halloween Hash

Feeling a wee bit bummed about last weekend witha Shit Show Boxer & No Sunday Hash!!! Well, have some fear, cause theHalloween Hash is here with a wee bit of both. It’s Halloween ghouls and gals and that only means one thing. Dressing up and going trick-or-treating!! No, not really! Instead we will be running around terrorizing Beijing with lord knows what costumes you crazies will come up with.

The trail is classic as it takes place around last year, but way way better. We will be running in a park which is not dog-friendly, but good old Beer Wolf will watch your dogs for you as you enjoy the beautiful park. There will be some Halloween games as well on trail. Cum join this amazing holiday hash run. ON! ON!


Hares:

Hot Cockolate, Shaven Not Stirred, PrincipalPenetration, and Beer Wolf

When:

SATURDAY, October 28, 2017

Time:

WINTER TIME! Meet at 1:30pm. Hash starts at 2:00pm.

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner

Meet up:

Lao Beijng Tongguo Shuanrou

(on the first floor of Sihai Kaiyue XiuxianMeishi Guangchang)

四海凯悦休闲美食广场一楼

老北京铜锅涮肉

137-1858-9005

D’erections:

Take Line 15 Anilu, take exit A1 and walk east about 10 meters and then take aleft and head north up one block about 200 meters. Restaurant will be on your left.

地铁15号线安立路站。A1口出来往东走大约10米然后往北走约200米。饭店在左手边。

 


Beer sponsored by:

 


 

 

By | October 27th, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Boxer #165: Herotic and Coward Slopes

It’s already been more than a month since Nash Hash, and while our excuse would be that it left us reeling and feeling like it would be impossible to top THAT trail of disgusting beauty, in true Mismanagement fashion…..: “yes, there is a Boxer this month.” The GM has cooked up yet another of her last-minute Santorum Cocktails (warning: contains Oracle Boner, Just Dumb and Stoned Age) and would very much like you to down it this Saturday, October 21st surrounded by the Much Beauty(TM) of Fragrant Hills. So stop having a life and join us on a possibly moist, possibly muddy, possibly undeniably shitty trail……we have beer.

PS. Yes, we’re embarrassed about that meme reference too.

Click here to sign up for Boxer HHH #165

 


Hares:

Oracle Boner, Just Dumb and Stoned Age

Runsite:

Xiangshan Fragrant Hills

When:

Saturday, October 21st, 2017

Time:

Meet at 10:00 a.m. Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp!

Hash Cash:

150 RMB will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks, and a bash!
Andy’s craft sausages will be serving breakfast and Bloody Marys, so bring extra cash for brekkie and any drinks at XL Bar after the run.

What to Bring:

It’s getting COLD! Bring layers for the trail and enough garments to keep warm in the circle before the Yanjing starts kicking in. Sustenance — a vessel to carry water and an energy bar on trail. Your cell phone. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction.

Meet Up:

XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).

D’erections:

It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.

 

Click here to sign up for Boxer HHH #165

 


 

** Important note: the Beijing boxer hash is an off-road running hash going out to the hills around Beijing once a month. We usually aim for the second Saturday of each month, but may vary depending on the hares’ availability, currency exchange fluctuations, the score of the most recent Beijing guo’an game, the bus driver’s mood and other variable factors we have zero control over. We do not adjust for weather conditions (bring a towel, you won’t drown) nor pollution levels (they’re lower out in the mountains anyway). It’s ok to walk but not to lallygag. Keep moving … we’re a running hash. Heart attacks are not permitted. As we are out on mountain trails, it’s easy to get lost. If you’re too stupid to bring a phone with you (lim&s, looking at you!) And you get lost. We won’t ph*cking care, nor will we ph*cing pin you either. We may or may not send a search party looking for you. If we do, chances are it will consist primarily of rabid dogs and hungry wolves. That being said, we are glad to have you join us and hope you enjoy a great day! (by the way, no you won’t be back for your important dinner date bring them along instead)

By | October 20th, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Boxer Hash House Harriers|

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia