Next Friday 15th of December at Blue Marlin:
It is once again the time of the year where we celebrate together with a jolly good merry party! A fantastic buffet with a 4h free flow beer, soft drinks and mixers. Dress code is formal with Santa hat and don’t forget to put on your dancing shoes for some post-dinner booty shaking, a live band will be playing all night long! More info with Heart On and Agent Orgy.
Do not miss any single run of the Beijing HHH, Fullmoon HHH or Boxer HHH.
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Feeling a wee bit bummed about last weekend witha Shit Show Boxer & No Sunday Hash!!! Well, have some fear, cause theHalloween Hash is here with a wee bit of both. It’s Halloween ghouls and gals and that only means one thing. Dressing up and going trick-or-treating!! No, not really! Instead we will be running around terrorizing Beijing with lord knows what costumes you crazies will come up with.
The trail is classic as it takes place around last year, but way way better. We will be running in a park which is not dog-friendly, but good old Beer Wolf will watch your dogs for you as you enjoy the beautiful park. There will be some Halloween games as well on trail. Cum join this amazing holiday hash run. ON! ON!
Hot Cockolate, Shaven Not Stirred, PrincipalPenetration, and Beer Wolf
SATURDAY, October 28, 2017
WINTER TIME! Meet at 1:30pm. Hash starts at 2:00pm.
30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner
Lao Beijng Tongguo Shuanrou
(on the first floor of Sihai Kaiyue XiuxianMeishi Guangchang)
Take Line 15 Anilu, take exit A1 and walk east about 10 meters and then take aleft and head north up one block about 200 meters. Restaurant will be on your left.
Beer sponsored by:
It’s already been more than a month since Nash Hash, and while our excuse would be that it left us reeling and feeling like it would be impossible to top THAT trail of disgusting beauty, in true Mismanagement fashion…..: “yes, there is a Boxer this month.” The GM has cooked up yet another of her last-minute Santorum Cocktails (warning: contains Oracle Boner, Just Dumb and Stoned Age) and would very much like you to down it this Saturday, October 21st surrounded by the Much Beauty(TM) of Fragrant Hills. So stop having a life and join us on a possibly moist, possibly muddy, possibly undeniably shitty trail……we have beer.
PS. Yes, we’re embarrassed about that meme reference too.
Oracle Boner, Just Dumb and Stoned Age
Xiangshan Fragrant Hills
Saturday, October 21st, 2017
Meet at 10:00 a.m. Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp!
150 RMB will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks, and a bash!
Andy’s craft sausages will be serving breakfast and Bloody Marys, so bring extra cash for brekkie and any drinks at XL Bar after the run.
What to Bring:
It’s getting COLD! Bring layers for the trail and enough garments to keep warm in the circle before the Yanjing starts kicking in. Sustenance — a vessel to carry water and an energy bar on trail. Your cell phone. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction.
XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).
It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.
Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…
Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!
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