UPCOMING RUNS IN BEIJING
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Our next run is…
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Sometimes, it’s just confusing times. Sunday hash moved to Saturday moved back to Sunday. 3pm or 2pm or Time’s Up. 301 actions or (hand)jobs for everyone. Who knows? The hares can’t keep it straight.
Ultimately it’s all a bunch of talk… All hot air and no action…. Just a load of chickenshit, really. But at the end of the day these cold Yanjing burrs aren’t going to wait for some Singapore summit to be drunk. So here’s the deal. We demand nothing less than the complete, verifiable, irreversible intoxication of the Beijing Hash. What say ye?
Not Tonight, Roadkill, Chickenshit
SUNDAY, May 20th
A to A
Meet at 2:30 p.m. Run starts at 3 p.m.
30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle, and dinner
Subway Line 6/14 Jintailu Station, Exit E. Walk north 300 m, resto is on your left.
April’s Boxer run was wet. I mean, sopping wet and muddy and dirty and soaked. But as the old country taitai say, April rain clouds over Wushan lead to some pretty good things. So let’s all take a trip out to the Yellow Flowers Great Wall and see what nature has in store.
Walls never stopped anyone though, least of all your intrepid hares. Sad to say, it’s a Boxer FOYW for all three of ‘em – they’ll be doing their best nomad barbarian impersonations and conquering virgin hashing grounds like Pakistan cum June.
When it rains, it pours. So let’s pour some out and get drenched in that glorious yellow liquid, Yanjing beer! (What, you were thinking something else? Eww, you’re gross.)
Chickenshit, Sink and Destroy, Just Jean
Saturday, May 19thTime:
Meet at 10 a.m. Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp-ish
150 RMB will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks, and a bash!
You can get breakfast at XL and a Bloody Mary, so bring extra cash for brekkie and any drinks at XL Bar after the run.
What to Bring:
Bring your own water bottle because the boxer doesn’t supply plastic water bottles! We will bring a big water for you to refill.
Your cell phone. Sunscreen. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction. A sense of humor.
XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).
It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.
Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…
Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!