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UPCOMING RUNS IN BEIJING

Do not miss any single run of the Beijing HHH, Fullmoon HHH or Boxer HHH. Find all upcoming runs details here and find you can find any blame THE HARES!

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Beijing HHH Run #1835/1836: The Hash to Revival (Retrying a New Year Hangover)

Last week’s hash was canceled because of pollution. This Saturday we’ll try it again:

On December 30, 1970 the great heavyweight boxer Sonny Liston was found dead under mysterious circumstances in Las Vegas.

So what the hell does this have to do with the Hash?

Well, I reckon the Kentucky Rose Bourbon that somebody bought to the run last week might have had something to do with it. In fact, after I very generously took a swig of it myself I felt pretty much like Ali in the picture here: like Sonny himself had just smashed me in the face. I fell over in the street on the way home and the next morning I couldn’t get up off my bed.

But as the song goes: “I get knocked down, but I get up again, you ain’t never gonna keep me down….” So be sure to join me in resurrection for the last run of 2017……..

Hares:

Pickle Boy, Little Red Shit Hood

When:

Saturday, January 6th

Time:

Meet at 1:30 p.m. Run starts at 2 p.m.

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle, and dinner

Meet up:

速8餐厅徽菜苑, 丰台区临泓路四号院。电话:136 6108 2280

#4 courtyard, Linhong Road, Fengtai District. Tel: 136 6108 2280

D’Erections:

地铁十号线大红门站D口出或西南口。往左走3米就能看到餐馆。

Subway line 10 Dahongmen station exit D or southwest. Walk on left 3 meters to see the restaurant.

By | December 28th, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Beijing HHH Run #1834: A Festivus for the Rest of Us!

December 23 marks the date of Festivus, the secular alternative to the pressures and commercialization of Christmas. Come practice the great traditions of “airing of grievances” and “feats of strength” as we celebrate Festivus miracles. Feel free to wear holiday attire or not, but definitely bring a mug as hot yumminess will be served during the circle!

Hares:

Finger My Dough, Principal Penetration, Agent Orgy

When:

Saturday, December 23rd

Time:

Meet at 1:30 p.m. Run starts at 2 p.m.

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle, and dinner

Meet up:

馅老满(京素店) 东四北大街316号(东四六条西口)

Jing Su, #316 Dongsi Bei Da Jie, at the east opening of Dongsiliutiao

D’Erections:

五和六号线东四站B口出。往北走六百米。餐在右

Subway lines 5 & 6 Dongsi station exit B. Walk north for 600 meters. The restaurant will be on your right.

By | December 22nd, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…

Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!

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The Alice in Beijingland Hash #1825

By | October 20th, 2017|Hash Trash|

Alice manages to wear through her shoes by dancing the night away. Only her significant other figures out her secret. Saturday of an afternoon, Dry Hole functions as RA to bless the trail and 3 hares Danger Zone, Heart On and Principal Penetration in the starting circle of over 30 hashers in the vicinity of outside northern 3rd ring road. [...]

More Beer, Less Mooncake #1824

By | October 20th, 2017|Hash Trash|

Tradition should be inherited with scientific and humanistic spirits, definitely not only with the time. Otherwise falsity, inanition and exaggeration must run rampant. Vulpine smog creeps up on the end of China national holiday on Saturday mid-afternoon. Just William meters out PM 194. Shanghai Man serves both functions as Hash Cash and acting GM to summon a launching ceremony with [...]

Boxer #165: Herotic and Coward Slopes

By | October 20th, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Boxer Hash House Harriers|

It’s already been more than a month since Nash Hash, and while our excuse would be that it left us reeling and feeling like it would be impossible to top THAT trail of disgusting beauty, in true Mismanagement fashion…..: "yes, there is a Boxer this month." The GM has cooked up yet another of her last-minute Santorum Cocktails (warning: contains [...]

Beijing HHH Run #1825: The Alice in Beijingland Hash

By | October 12th, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Alice went chasing after a white rabbit that was late. You will be chasing THE HARES, Heart On, Principal Penetration, and Danger Zone, who are never late, despite spending hours and hours laying an amazing trail. Alice had to leave her cat behind to get into her Wonderland, but you can take your pets with us on our trail through [...]

Beijing HHH Run #1823: China National Day Hash

By | September 29th, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

What a better way to celebrate China’s 69-1th National Day and the opening of the Golden Week than with your fellow hashers! Whether you are about to set off to a tropical destination or planning a lazy, peaceful staycation don’t miss the opportunity to sweat and cheer once more with your favorite gang of happy-go-luckies. The trail is a classic, [...]

The Hangover Hash #1822

By | September 29th, 2017|Hash Trash|

CRISPR gene-editing encodes a hormone called glucagon-like peptide-1 (GLP-1) that decreases appetite and helps regulate blood sugar levels by triggering the release of insulin for three months, suggesting that skin grafts could be a desirable alternative to daily insulin injections. BJH3 is the first time to change the Hash time from Sunday to Saturday since 1979. The 17th ACNH left lots of beers [...]

Beijing HHH Run #1822: The Hangover Hash

By | September 20th, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

We know we're still all hungover and burnt out from the Nash Hash, but let's make the hash drunk again anyway. Everyone is regretting their decisions from last weekend but Fetus Envy is still here and he's gonna make you regret one more. As usual Fetus is going to peer presure you in to spending all of your money (and [...]

The 17th All China Nash Hash

By | September 20th, 2017|Hash Trash|

Artificial minds will need very real rights. FM GM Agent Orgy flushes with shouting out a circle up for around 150 hashers from the whole China, the 17th All China Nash Hash officially launches at the stronghold called Crystal Orange Hotel at 6:30 pm, Friday, September 15. The 2 running hares Lick It To Ride and Ass Tonguer make tracks [...]

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia

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