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The 17th All China Nash Hash is On On!

Beijing! Beijing! That wonderful place to hash is hosting the 17th ACNH and we want you to be here! Fantastic parties, amazing Great Wall and city trails, cold beers, ultracool haberdashery and the best circles ever! 

Register today!

The 17th All China Nash Hash is On On!

Beijing! Beijing! That wonderful place to hash is hosting the 17th ACNH and we want you to be here! Fantastic parties, amazing Great Wall and city trails, cold beers, ultracool haberdashery and the best circles ever!

Register today!

UPCOMING RUNS

Do not miss any single run of the Beijing HHH, Fullmoon HHH or Boxer HHH.
Find all upcoming runs details here and find you can find any blame THE HARES!!! Our next run is…

Beijing H3 Run #1811: From Russia with Love Vol.2

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Black sunglasses? Check.

🇷🇺
Vaguely Russian accent? Check.

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Thinly veiled cosplay fetishism? Check.

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Water guns? CHECK.

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(Free) beer? Double check.


The Bitches are back! and this time they’re armed and glorious and only have one mission: to make you wet.

Not-so-secret-agents Super Squirter, Godzilla Butt and Algae Bra, dressed in whatever the summer equivalent of the tactileneck is, will guide you through Dongzhimen (again) while comrade Pretty Shitty is sending love from Russia from our headquarters in Italy.

Also, we know you’ve been staring longingly at your calendar, counting the days until you fuck off to some tropical paradise before you inevitably start missing Beijing again but two long time hashers are FOYW forreal this Sunday, so you don’t want to miss this hash (why would you anyway? we just promised you moistness) . Bring out your inner spy, your water gun and join us this Sunday July 9th at our hash bar Paddy O’Sheas!

PS. We ran out of space for Soviet Russia jokes.


When:

Sunday, July 9th, 2017

Time:

Meet at 2:30pm, Hash starts at 3pm

Meet up:

🇮🇪 Paddy O’Sheas 🇮🇪 No.28 Dongzhimen Outer Street – 东直门外大街28号
DINNER WILL BE AT A CHINESE RESTO 100 METERS FROM PADDYS*

D’erections:

Get outta subway Line 2 at Dongzhimen from Exit C, walk few hundreds meters to the east, Paddy O’Shea’s will be at the right side.


 


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By | July 6th, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Boxer #161: The “June 31st” Boxer

You thought it wouldn’t happen, *I* thought it wouldn’t happen but alas! Thanks to Dry Hole’s Filthy, raciest Habits, there is a Boxer this Saturday; served hot and fresh and last minute. The Swedish may had momentarily lured the hashers to a night of Norse debauchery (whatever that means) with their promises of flower crowns and free flow of alcohol but let’s be real, it can’t get more bacchanal than the Boxer hash.
So join us for the June Boxer Hash on Saturday, June 31st July 1st, as we choose the road…. much traveled in Huanghuacheng!

Click here to sign up for the Boxer H3 #161

 


Hares:

Dry Hole, Filthy Habits, Algae Bra

Runsite:

Huanghuacheng

When:

Saturday, July 1st, 2017

Time:

Meet at 10:00 a.m. Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp!

Hash Cash:

150 RMB will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks, and a bash!
Andy’s craft sausages will be serving breakfast and Bloody Marys, so bring extra cash for brekkie and any drinks at XL Bar after the run.

What to Bring:

Wear your bikini, it’s HAWT.Proper protection — a hat, lube (sunscreen), shades (sunglasses), etc. A vessel to carry water and an energy bar on trail. Your cell phone. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction.

Meet Up:

XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).

D’erections:

It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.

 

Click here to sign up for the Boxer H3 #161

 


 

** Important note: the Beijing boxer hash is an off-road running hash going out to the hills around Beijing once a month. We usually aim for the second Saturday of each month, but may vary depending on the hares’ availability, currency exchange fluctuations, the score of the most recent Beijing guo’an game, the bus driver’s mood and other variable factors we have zero control over. We do not adjust for weather conditions (bring a towel, you won’t drown) nor pollution levels (they’re lower out in the mountains anyway). It’s ok to walk but not to lallygag. Keep moving … we’re a running hash. Heart attacks are not permitted. As we are out on mountain trails, it’s easy to get lost. If you’re too stupid to bring a phone with you (lim&s, looking at you!) And you get lost. We won’t ph*cking care, nor will we ph*cing pin you either. We may or may not send a search party looking for you. If we do, chances are it will consist primarily of rabid dogs and hungry wolves. That being said, we are glad to have you join us and hope you enjoy a great day! (by the way, no you won’t be back for your important dinner date bring them along instead)

By | June 29th, 2017|Boxer Hash House Harriers|

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• Beijing Hash #1821
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia