The 17th All China Nash Hash is On On!
Beijing! Beijing! That wonderful place to hash is hosting the 17th ACNH and we want you to be here! Fantastic parties, amazing Great Wall and city trails, cold beers, ultracool haberdashery and the best circles ever!
Do not miss any single run of the Beijing HHH, Fullmoon HHH or Boxer HHH.
Find all upcoming runs details here and find you can find any blame THE HARES!!! Our next run is…
Black sunglasses? Check.
Vaguely Russian accent? Check.
Thinly veiled cosplay fetishism? Check.
Water guns? CHECK.
(Free) beer? Double check.
The Bitches are back! and this time they’re armed and glorious and only have one mission: to make you wet.
Not-so-secret-agents Super Squirter, Godzilla Butt and Algae Bra, dressed in whatever the summer equivalent of the tactileneck is, will guide you through Dongzhimen (again) while comrade Pretty Shitty is sending love from Russia from our headquarters in Italy.
Also, we know you’ve been staring longingly at your calendar, counting the days until you fuck off to some tropical paradise before you inevitably start missing Beijing again but two long time hashers are FOYW forreal this Sunday, so you don’t want to miss this hash (why would you anyway? we just promised you moistness) . Bring out your inner spy, your water gun and join us this Sunday July 9th at our hash bar Paddy O’Sheas!
PS. We ran out of space for Soviet Russia jokes.
Sunday, July 9th, 2017
Meet at 2:30pm, Hash starts at 3pm
🇮🇪 Paddy O’Sheas 🇮🇪 No.28 Dongzhimen Outer Street – 东直门外大街28号
DINNER WILL BE AT A CHINESE RESTO 100 METERS FROM PADDYS*
Get outta subway Line 2 at Dongzhimen from Exit C, walk few hundreds meters to the east, Paddy O’Shea’s will be at the right side.
You thought it wouldn’t happen, *I* thought it wouldn’t happen but alas! Thanks to Dry Hole’s Filthy, raciest Habits, there is a Boxer this Saturday; served hot and fresh and last minute. The Swedish may had momentarily lured the hashers to a night of Norse debauchery (whatever that means) with their promises of flower crowns and free flow of alcohol but let’s be real, it can’t get more bacchanal than the Boxer hash.
So join us for the June Boxer Hash on Saturday, June 31st July 1st, as we choose the road…. much traveled in Huanghuacheng!
Dry Hole, Filthy Habits, Algae Bra
Saturday, July 1st, 2017
Meet at 10:00 a.m. Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp!
150 RMB will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks, and a bash!
Andy’s craft sausages will be serving breakfast and Bloody Marys, so bring extra cash for brekkie and any drinks at XL Bar after the run.
What to Bring:
Wear your bikini, it’s HAWT.Proper protection — a hat, lube (sunscreen), shades (sunglasses), etc. A vessel to carry water and an energy bar on trail. Your cell phone. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction.
XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).
It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.
Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…
Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!
Not enough awesomeness? Keep reading for hash trash, past runs, hash socials and much more…
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. Problem often happens by misunderstanding and confusion in the human activities anywhere and anytime. Importantly it’s not in purpose and not going worse by preventing the double-dealers from stealing the kindness of humanity. We are hashers who ought to more shed light on humanitarian side. The 3 hares No Shit Sherlock, Prelubed [...]
The Moon isn’t sucked away by the Sun and the Moon’s orbit is round like artificial satellite. Also the Moon is an empty metal sphere with a 64 kilometers of hard formation in lunar interior. Around 15 hashers pitch into the Full Moon hashing from a poky and dim hutong. Dry Hole, Pickle Boy and Beer Wolf come up to [...]
Back in November, the Boxer Hash saw the ousting of former GM Crooked Sink & Destroy following a disputed election in which Hairy Crack and Silky Fag’s platform to “make the hash great again” garnered unexpected last-minute popular support. In the wake of this depressing and unexpected defeat to the Crack-Fag ticket, Crooked Sink & Destroy decided to take some [...]
Gene-editing technology has successfully targeted cancer's command centre, a type of fusion gene called MAN2A1-FER. After 9-degree dust storm tyrannized Beijing for 3 days on end, Sunday afternoon as the hashing day starts a lucky and sunny day, in particular the hashing site being arranged at Tim’s Texas BBQ that’s a Hash bar and moved to the new location in [...]
In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. And God saw the light, that it was good: and [...]
Remember when the hutongs were overflowing with bars? You know, the good old days, like April (RIP Mas, Tiki Bar, et al.). Well, our favorite bars may not be coming back, but that's not going to stop us from stumbling through the hutongs and drinking in the street! Come enjoy some of the newly “renovated” alleys and pour one out [...]
Consarn it! May done arrived in Beijing and this gouldarn sudden heat has us all by the short hairs, ain’t she? What better remedy then some old fashioned nice and proper barbeque. Time to pony up and skedaddle over to yon Wangjing for some of that Tim’s Texas BBQ I hear tell everyone’s fond of. Yassir we done got BBQ [...]
The probability of random number 37 in the genetic code is 10 trillion times. Yangbian Great Wall segued Boxer Hash #159 on Saturday conducted by the 3 idyllized hares Red Snatcher, Shaven Not Stirred and Finger My Dough. Over 30 hashers were like eupatrid mountaineers to tramp over hill and dale. Standing on the orgulous piton along with the ridged [...]
Hashers and Harriettes! What a better way to spend your Labor week-end than hashing on a beautiful (potentially shitty) trail, with Spring in full bloom all around! After a wonderful Boxer at the Great Wall, join the Hares Heart On, Prelubed and Karate in a trail of wonders, with trees and flowers in full bloom, a lake, a river, a [...]
The Labor Day is coming soon, do you want to get away from the pressures of work , but still hesitate because everywhere is crowded? You can choose to stay at home enjoying the vegetable life, or , join the boxer hash with the hares running through the flowers and an old rustic village, and visiting the special part of [...]