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MONDAY: BJ HARRIETTES HASH #2

 

Nearly 6 months have passed since the first running of the Beijing Hash House Harriettes so we have decided to convene for a… ahem.. SPECTACULAR trail! This second running of Beijing’s most affirmative and supportive hash is sure to leave you with a warm and fuzzy feeling. We will head to the Dongsi neighborhood of central Beijing for a live romp around the hutongs. The open checks will be plenty, the beer will be foamy, and the on-on calls will be higher pitched.


Hares:

Chosen on Sight!

Date:

Monday, August 19th

When:

7:30pm meet, 8:00pm run

Trail:

A-A

Hash Cash:

Harriettes: 20 rmb run

Male Hashers: 20rmb + the wage gap difference of your home country

(Dinner on your own)

Special Notes:

1. There will be a stop at our lovely Danger Zone’s apartment so please bring a bag big enough to steal some of her left behind goodies before she fucks off from the BJ Harriettes Hash.

2. While the BJ Harriettes Hash is a hash by harriettes and for harriettes, ALL hashers are welcome to join this run regardless of gender, creed, nationality, ability,  sanity, etc. Non-women hashers will be subject to special rules that will be reviewed in the opening circle.

Restaurant:

Slowboat Brewery (Dongsi Location)

105 Shengyuanhui, 157 Dongsi South Street, Dongcheng District

东城区东四南大街157号圣元荟105

D’erections:

Take line 5 to DengShiKou Station(灯市口站)

 

By |August 15th, 2019|Hash House Harriers|

BJH3 #1920: Phenomenal Priests & Prostitutes Hash

Cum one, Cum all! On Saturday, August the Seventeenth in the year of our Lord Two Thousand and Nineteen, a scandalous and most holy of Hashes will held at Eternal Peace Village by your most devout and debaucherous of hares John the Baptist, Tripple Nipple Teaser, and Limp Fish Dick. Along the route will be found bastions of commercialism a motley assortment of new and old

Whether you’re a pious priest or a sultry creature of the night, a sinner, or saint, or ALL of the above, the hares can ensure this will be a hash you will quickly forget with plenty of beer and some decidedly interesting accoutrements for all who show up to the Hash.


Hares:

John the Baptist, Tripple Nipple Teaser, and Limp Fish Dick

When:

Saturday, 17th August, Meet up at 14:30, run starts at 15:00

Hash Cash:

30 RMB — Run/Walk, beer stops and circle

Restaurant:

Hong Deng Long 红灯笼烤鸭店

北京市永安里9 YongAnLi No. 9

D’erections:

Line 1 YongAnLi Subway Station Exit A2 一号线永安里 地铁站 A2 西南口

440 meters from YongAnLi Subway Exit A2


 

 

 

By |August 15th, 2019|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

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Our skies are never clear,
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We like our drinks,
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But welcome to the Beijing Hash!

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia

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