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UPCOMING RUNS IN BEIJING

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Beijing HHH Run #1847: The Highs & Lows of Shuangjing

 

Shuangjing is full of arts, culture, and beautiful people but we can’t forget it’s dingy streets and old infrastructure. Come this join the hares this Saturday to see the best and worst of what Limp Fish Dick’s neighborhood has to offer. From murals and statues to creepy tunnels, we’ll cover it all.

We can’t say that you will be impressed but we can promise you that there will be beer. What else do you need on a Saturday?

Hares:

Limp Fish Dick, Minaj à trois and What the Fluff

When:

Saturday March 24

Time:

Meet at 1:30 p.m. Run starts at 2 p.m.

Dress Code:

Please wear clothes!

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle, and dinner

Meet up:

东北风 双井店 (Dong Bei Feng -Shuangjing)

广渠门外大街商业12幢1楼07号(富力城D幢西南

No.7, 1st Floor, 12 Commercial Building, Guang Qu Men Wai Da Jie

D’erections:

Use exit D of Shuangjing Station (Line 10), make a quick right down Dong San Huan Nan Lu Fu Lu (东三环南路辅路). Walk about 200 meters and the restaurant will be on your right side.

Or just look for the damn R marks!

 

By | March 23rd, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Beijing HHH Run #1845: Hutong Hash House

 

Often shunned by more respectable members of society, hashers around the world are forced to live among themselves in order to get a roof over their heads. Also honoured members of the Beijing Hash House Harriers share the same fate, and spend their days hidden away deep down somewhere in the capital’s hutongs.

Visit Super Squirter, Dickmocracy and Algae Bra in the winding dark alleys of Beixinqiao and embark on the enduring quest of finding the next beer stop.

Guaranteed 43 toilet stops on the trail!!  On-On.

Hares:

Super Squirter, Dickmocracy, Algae Bra

When:

Sunday, March 10th

Time:

Meet at 1:30 p.m. Run starts at 2 p.m.

Dress Code:

Please wear clothes!

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle, and dinner

Meet up:

东直门内大街

新侨小馆(Xin Qiao Xiao Guan)

北新桥三条1号(No.1 Beixinqiao santiao)

D’Erections:

Get out at Exit A of Dongzhimen Station (Line 2), turn right away and follow the street around the corner into Dongzhimen Inner Street (东直门内大街). Walk for 5-10 minutes until you reach a big crossroad, and turn right into Dongzhimen North Alley (东直门内大街). After 200m you can see the restaurant on the other side of the road.

Or just look for the damn R marks!

By | March 8th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…

Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!

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By | December 28th, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

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Christmas Hangover Hash #1833

By | December 22nd, 2017|Hash Trash|

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Charge of the Hash Brigade #1832

By | December 22nd, 2017|Hash Trash|

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Super Shitty Moon #117 & Straight Outta North Pole #1831

By | December 22nd, 2017|Hash Trash|

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Beijing HHH Run #1834: A Festivus for the Rest of Us!

By | December 22nd, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

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Beijing HHH Run #1832: Charge of the Hash Brigade

By | December 8th, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

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Full Moon HHH Run #117: Super Shitty Moon

By | December 5th, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Full Moon Hash House Harriers|

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The Last Supper #1830

By | November 29th, 2017|Hash Trash|

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The Red Light Run #1829

By | November 29th, 2017|Hash Trash|

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By | November 29th, 2017|Hash Trash|

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia

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