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The 17th All China Nash Hash is On On!

Beijing! Beijing! That wonderful place to hash is hosting the 17th ACNH and we want you to be here! Fantastic parties, amazing Great Wall and city trails, cold beers, ultracool haberdashery and the best circles ever! 

Register today!

The 17th All China Nash Hash is On On!

Beijing! Beijing! That wonderful place to hash is hosting the 17th ACNH and we want you to be here! Fantastic parties, amazing Great Wall and city trails, cold beers, ultracool haberdashery and the best circles ever!

Register today!

UPCOMING RUNS

Do not miss any single run of the Beijing HHH, Fullmoon HHH or Boxer HHH.
Find all upcoming runs details here and find you can find any blame THE HARES!!! Our next run is…

Beijing HHH Run #1810: ShiLiHe Independence Run

Sound the trumpets! That great time of year has come again, when this time 241 years ago – 13 colonies putin the work and applied the art of the deal, schlonging her majesty and declaring themselves an independent brand! Bing bing bong bong bing bing bing!

Since then it’s grown into the amazing, covfefe, totally bonkers cunt’ry that we all know as the US freakin’ A! So tweet it from the rooftops! This is not fake news! Tell everyone you know we’ll all be russian down to Shilihe to grab the 2017 independence day hash by the pussy! Home of animal markets, illigal cricket fighting, suspicious looking spas and seemingly 90% of the home decor outlets in Beijing!

Your hares – Crash Test Dummy, Dunkin’ Dog Nuts & St. Knickerless have formed a trail through winding hutongs and abandoned city-space sure to make the hash great again! Bing bing bong bong bing bing bing on on!


Hares:

Crash Test Dummy, Dunkin’ Dog Nuts and St. Knickerless

When:

Sunday, July 2nd

Time:

Meet at 2:30PM, Hash starts at 3PM

Meet at:

旺湘楼 (Wang Xiang Lou)
十八里店乡十里河村391号南楼

D’erections:

Turn left out of Line 10/14 ShiLiHe Exit D and follow the railings until you reach the subway skybridge above, turn left and follow the subway line above you for 500(ish) meters until you reach a junction and see the restaurant across the road to your left.
地铁10号/14号线十里河站D口出左侧直走, 右拐 ,继续直走,饭店在左手边 《旺湘楼》


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By | June 28th, 2017|Hash House Harriers|

Beijing HHH #1809: Creamy Lips FOYW

The hardest part of any friendship
is when it is time to say goodbye,
and even though I wished I could make you stay,
I know I got to let you spread your lips and fly.

Visit the Northeast 3rd Ring road in one last farewell party as our Creamy Lips prepares to leave China. See the scenic landscapes, avoid the mountains, and hear how great the Spartan Race was. Don’t be late or risk missing the bag car.

Aku cinta kamu hashers
I love all you hashers

Berjumpa lagi!
See you!

RUN DETAILS
Hares:

Agent Orgy, Creamy Lips, Crash Test Dummy

Type:

A to B

When:

Sunday, June 25th

Time:

Meet at 2:30pm, run and walk start at 3:00pm “on the dot”

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner
Please let Hash Cash know if you’re staying for the Malaysian dinner to make sure there is enough food.

Meet up:

Subway Line 10, Tai Yang Gong Station, Exit D
地铁10号线太阳宫站D出口

D’erections:

Get out of the subway from Exit D.

 

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By | June 21st, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia