The 17th All China Nash Hash is On On!
Beijing! Beijing! That wonderful place to hash is hosting the 17th ACNH and we want you to be here! Fantastic parties, amazing Great Wall and city trails, cold beers, ultracool haberdashery and the best circles ever!
Do not miss any single run of the Beijing HHH, Fullmoon HHH or Boxer HHH.
Find all upcoming runs details here and find you can find any blame THE HARES!!! Our next run is…
Oh hashers, it is time for a celebration. A celebration of the human spirit. A celebration of fraternal competition. A celebration that has birthed many a new metro line in our fair city. Yes, this week’s hash will be themed off the great games themselves: The Olympics. In honour of this ancient pastime we shall not only feature our traditional hash but also host games to test and trial your endurance and will at each beer stop. Indeed, what better test of physical attrition than bearing the sweltering heat and a questionable blood alcohol level while performing feats of skill. Remember, this is a sporting event so be sure to don your most athletic wear. Who shall reign supreme? Who shall bring victory to their respective lands? Who shall get lost when the rain washes all the marks away? Let the games begin!
What’s that you say? This month’s full moon has already been and gone? Pah, nonsense!
In much the same way as the ancient Greeks believed a woman’s womb would wander around her body, we at the Full Moon Hash are firm believers in the moon’s phases being determined by sheer force of will, rather than anything so mundane as a calendar.
So with that in mind, we belatedly invite you to take part in this month’s hastily put-together FMH! As ever, the details are a bit scant on the ground, but if you make your way over to Lingjing Hutong subway station exit C for 7:30pm (ish) on Wednesday (that’s tonight, right?) you’re sure to (probably) find some marks leading to the restaurant!
Old school rules, hares raised on the spot
Live trail, old school catch-the-hare rules
Thursday, 16 August 2017
Meeting 7:30, run 8:00
- Hash Cash:
Run & circle 20 kuai, dinner A-A-zhi (bill shared between diners)
- Meet up:
Restaurant: Xīdān yú kù sījiā cài (西单鱼库私家菜), Dongxie Jie
4号线灵境胡同地铁站C口。往南走20米，在东斜街左转，饭馆儿是右边的第一个门口。Line 4 Lingjing Hutong Subway Station Exit C. Walk south for about 20 meters. Turn left into Dongxie Jie, restaurant is the first door on your right.
Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…
Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!
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