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Next Friday 15th of December at Blue Marlin: 

It is once again the time of the year where we celebrate together with a jolly good merry party! A fantastic buffet with a 4h free flow beer, soft drinks and mixers. Dress code is formal with Santa hat and don’t forget to put on your dancing shoes for some post-dinner booty shaking, a live band will be playing all night long! More info with Heart On and Agent Orgy.

UPCOMING RUNS

Do not miss any single run of the Beijing HHH, Fullmoon HHH or Boxer HHH.
Find all upcoming runs details here and find you can find any blame THE HARES!!! Our next run is…

Beijing HHH Run #1825: The Alice in Beijingland Hash

Alice went chasing after a white rabbit that was late. You will be chasing THE HARES, Heart On, Principal Penetration, and Danger Zone, who are never late, despite spending hours and hours laying an amazing trail. Alice had to leave her cat behind to get into her Wonderland, but you can take your pets with us on our trail through parks, mazes, a beer party instead of a tea party. We will also be celebrating an unbirthday for Heart On as her actual birthday will be Sunday. Merry Unbirthday to her!


Hares:

Danger Zone, Principal Penetration, and Heart On

When:

SATURDAY, October 14, 2017

Time:

WINTER TIME! Meet at 1:30pm. Hash starts at 2:00pm.

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner

Meet up:

人民公社大食堂(Ren Min Gong She Da Shi Tang), The People’s
Commune Restaurant
北京市朝阳区惠新西街南口地铁站往东200米(Beijing Chao Yang
Qu Hui Xin Xi Jie Nan Kou Di Tie Zhan)

D’erections:

Line 10 or 5 Huixinxijie Nan Kou Exit B and head south and then walk 200m east following the main road. The restaurant is on the north side of the road.

地铁10或5号线惠新西街南口站B出口,随着大街先往南然后往东走200米,饭馆儿在北侧。

 


Beer sponsored by:

 


 

By | October 12th, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Beijing HHH Run #1823: China National Day Hash

What a better way to celebrate China’s 69-1th National Day and the opening of the Golden Week than with your fellow hashers! Whether you are about to set off to a tropical destination or planning a lazy, peaceful staycation don’t miss the opportunity to sweat and cheer once more with your favorite gang of happy-go-luckies.

The trail is a classic, with a sweet as restaurant and (maaaybe) a nice run through the park. Let’s kick off the holiday with a proper prelube! On on!


Hares:

Mind the Gap, Heart On, and Dry Hole

When:

SUNDAY, October 1, 2017

(because Saturday is a working day)

Time:

Meet at 2:30pm. Hash starts at 3:00pm

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner

Meet up:

Jing Wei Zhai Beijing Duck

HaiWen Building, 1 JinSong Nan Lu

京味斋烤鸭店

东三环劲松南路1号海文大厦1层

D’erections:

Line 10 JinSong Station Exit D and head south; turn right at JinSong Nan Lu and look up.

地铁10号线劲松站D口往南,劲松南路右转就到了

 


Beer sponsored by:

 


 

By | September 29th, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

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Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!

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By | July 11th, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Annual summer away hangover(!) hash. Bandage up your burns. Lick the marshmallow from your hands(?). Double check nothing swam up your urethra. Put on some clean undies and get to running! Type: A to A Hares: Finger My Dough, Dash Hound Bitch, Crash Test Dummy When: Sunday, July 16th Time: Ridiculously Early! Registration: Click here to register to the away hash

Shilihe Independence Run #1810

By | July 7th, 2017|Hash Trash|

Fathers with less testosterone tend to have a better relationship with their partner. Saturday Boxer #161 happens on July 1st for Canadian Independence Day. Kiss My Maple Leaf drapes Canadian flag and paints red maple leaves on his faces for a celebration. 3 hares Dry Hole, Filthy Habits and Algae Bra organize about 30 hashers to re-hash one of favorite [...]

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By | July 7th, 2017|Hash Trash|

The criminals all the time ride roughshod over the law based on uniqueness of evidence. Weather forecast reported the rainstorm is coming up. The clouds gather overhead with some lightning flash. Upward of 12 hashers have a simple start-up circle held by former FM GM Chokes One Out, especially for 2 virgins. The topless Crash Test Dummy warms up to [...]

Beijing H3 Run #1811: From Russia with Love Vol.2

By | July 6th, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

🕶️ Black sunglasses? Check. 🇷🇺 Vaguely Russian accent? Check. 👯 Thinly veiled cosplay fetishism? Check. 💦 Water guns? CHECK. 🍺 (Free) beer? Double check. The Bitches are back! and this time they’re armed and glorious and only have one mission: to make you wet. Not-so-secret-agents Super Squirter, Godzilla Butt and Algae Bra, dressed in whatever the summer equivalent of the [...]

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By | June 30th, 2017|Hash Trash|

Increased wealth and security are leading to a shift in values from collectivism to individualism. Altruism then is changing the society. Again, the palatable Creamy Lips’s FOYW party takes place at the rockeried yard of her apartment building as before. 2 cartons of sponsored beer Taste Room, 2 big cases of Yangjing beer, several bottles of diverse wines and 4 [...]

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By | June 29th, 2017|Boxer Hash House Harriers|

You thought it wouldn’t happen, *I* thought it wouldn’t happen but alas! Thanks to Dry Hole’s Filthy, raciest Habits, there is a Boxer this Saturday; served hot and fresh and last minute. The Swedish may had momentarily lured the hashers to a night of Norse debauchery (whatever that means) with their promises of flower crowns and free flow of alcohol [...]

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By | June 28th, 2017|Hash House Harriers|

Sound the trumpets! That great time of year has come again, when this time 241 years ago - 13 colonies putin the work and applied the art of the deal, schlonging her majesty and declaring themselves an independent brand! Bing bing bong bong bing bing bing! Since then it's grown into the amazing, covfefe, totally bonkers cunt'ry that we all [...]

Hash Trash: The Red Dress Charity Run #1808

By | June 21st, 2017|Hash Trash|

The high temperature of 38 degree utters threat against outdoor activity for days.“There’s a dragonfly, Dad. The weather will change.”Phantom Menace reminded Phantom the day before. As expected, before the Red Dress Charity Run once a year in the Saturday afternoon, a little fall of rain alleviates the parching hotness. […]

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By | June 20th, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Full Moon Hash House Harriers|

On a dark and stormy night, 36 full moons ago, a young and confused Chokes One Out was invited to Dongzhimen house by 6 Kuai Short for some “light running” that would be “super fun”. It was at this full moon hash that she was introduced to the wonders of hare chasing, beer drinking, and getting locked out of the [...]

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia