UPCOMING RUNS IN BEIJING
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Our next run is…
Dear All, Today is not a happy day for the hash. It is indeed a very sad day, particularly for the Beijing Hash House Harriers.
I regret to inform you all hashers that our very own Per “BJORN AGAIN” Holmgard, passed away on June 3rd, 2018 at 3:00 AM in Thailand in the company of his family, due to an illness that was affecting him for some time and that finally claimed his life.
BJORN AGAIN was one of those hashers that lived the hash deeply, he gave to the hash all himself, was a great hare and certainly a fantastic friend. You could always count on him for everything. His enthusiasm impregnated the hash to its core, motivated hashers and made those runs an exceptional time every time.
Now you are on the final trail Bjorn Again. We are going to miss you so much and your memories will stay always with us.
You’ll never be forgotten!
The Beijing Hash House Harriers
It only cums once a year, but when it cums, you better hold onto your f*cking panties — which better be red. In fact, it’s so big that Beijing has ordered a complete revamp of the country’s entire plumbing system in order to withstand this impending storm. (What, you never heard about the part of the Toilet Revolution that involves reinforcing all of Beijing’s sinks?!?).
What is it, you ask? The Beijing HHH’s annual charity red dress run? Sink & Destroy’s FOYW? Or BOTH?!?
Yes, dear hashers, this year it’s a double whammy! Whether you know exactly what we’re talking about or that last paragraph made as much sense as mud, it’s time to don your sexiest red dress, dig out Grandma’s pearls, and get ready to keep from capsizing as the Beijing HHH adds some much-needed red to the Bird’s Nest and the Water Cube. Will the city’s sinks be safer once Sink & Destroy f*cks off? Who cares, but let’s test their structural integrity together one last time! Just let that sink in…
***Warning: We promise we won’t tell your boss if you cum, but we can’t promise that he or she won’t find out anyway!
Roadkill, Supersquirter, Sink & Destroy, Blister Fister
Saturday, July 7, 2018
Meet at 1:30PM, Run starts at 2PM!!!!
100 RMB run/walk and circle
150 RMB run/walk, circle, and dinner
河湖·很久前烤串坊 (HeHu HenJiu Qian)
安定路小关街甲25号 (Jia. No. 25 XiaoGuanJie)
Get out at Exit C of AnZhenMen Station (Line 10), walk east for 50 m, turn right and walk south for another 100 m or so. The restaurant is on your right
Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…
Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!