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UPCOMING RUNS IN BEIJING

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BJHHH Run #1873: You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals so let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel

As many humans are going to away be at the Shenzhen hash or simply can’t be fucked to come hashing in the fabulous Beijing, let’s all celebrate by doing doggy style in the beauty of Beijing’s parks. Be Penetrated by Principal Penetration, come on by Come in my Brum and getting in to a painful position with BDSaMateur.

Let’s all stay hydrated and enjoy the majestic weather before winter kicks in and freezes us all. Let’s stay warm!

On! On!


Hares

Principal Penetration, Cum in my Brum, BDSaMateur.

Date and time

Saturday, September 22nd, 2018
Meet at 2:30pm, Run starts at 3pm

Cost

30 RMB for run and circle
80 RMB including dinner

Where

Little Yunan

D’erections

Get off at Nanluoguxiang Exit B, head east 200m to Donghuangchenggen North street. Turn right and walk down the street 400m and the restaurant will be on the East (left) side of the Street.

By | September 21st, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

BJHHH Run #1871: Back to School

Isn’t the summer in Beijing just great? Usually blue skies coupled with days filled with beer drinking, and no cares in the world. The best part about summer in Beijing is that there’s no school! Wait…what? Summer’s over!? No…it can’t be. That means…IT’S BACK TO SCHOOL!!! AHHHHHH

Well if you are having the back to school blues then do we have a hash for you! Located in the windy hutongs surrounding 国子监, we’ll be having a nice back to school hash to not only soothe your soul but also to ease your pain of going back to school with one of humanity’s oldest remedies, beer.


Hares

Hot Cockolate, Just Chris, Snake Cunter

Date and time

Saturday, September 8th, 2018
Meet at 2:30pm, Run starts at 3pm

Cost

30 RMB for run and circle
80 RMB including dinner

Where

Xin He Xiao Guan
155 Yonghegong Road
新和小馆
东城区雍和宫大街155号
Tel: 130-5197-0412

D’erections

Head out of Exit A of Beixinqiao and continue north. Walk less than 200 meters and the restaurant is on the corner of the second hutong on your left.
地铁5号线北新桥站A口出来后向北走200米左右,饭店在左手边第二个胡同入口处。

By | September 4th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Hash House Harriers|

Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…

Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!

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THURSDAY Full Moon HHH #121: The Freed-Dumb Run

By | June 26th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Full Moon Hash House Harriers|

Can you believe it's been four weeks already since our last Full Moon Hash? We certainly can't (though frankly, we can't remember much at all after last weekend thanks to those pesky Swedish Young Professionals!) Speaking of Swedes, this month's run will act as something of a celebratory double-ender - marking both the 242nd anniversary of Britain's loss of its [...]

BJHHH #1860: Strong Independent Person Hash

By | June 21st, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Fed up of people telling you what (/who) to do and when to cum? What to wear and what not to wear? When to drink and when to stop?! How Hard to Blow? How Super to Squirt? And whether Chips really need Piss? EMANCIPATE YOURSELF! Celebrate your new found independence with the SIPH (Strong Independent Person Hash). Wear what you [...]

Derelicte #1859

By | June 18th, 2018|Hash Trash|

Our way is not to passively comply with the experience of life but to critically examine our beliefs and practices. From start point to 1st BS, basically the hashers cannot find the mark on the very dark trail in a broad daylight afternoon to such an extent. These 3 hares respectively navigates each different group of hashers to a different trail, [...]

SATURDAY BJHHH #1858: Sweet 69 Jurassic Safari!

By | June 7th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

What do you get when you think of an abandoned movie production studio, safari, and dinosaurs and add in some pirates, Vikings, hot students and a hidden dolphin restaurant? You do the math, because you can bet Jurassic we lost count. If you are also a hasher, you are probably way a-head of us and are thinking 1 + 1 [...]

Full Moon Hash #120: The ‘Flour’ Power Run & Hash Trash Run #1857: Christmas In June

By | June 5th, 2018|Hash Trash|

The infraslow (less than 0.1 hertz) brain waves suggest they are a distinct type of brain activity that depends on human conscious state. These superslow waves may be critical to how the brain functions. At 19:69, Friday night, in front of Chill bar, Full Moon GM Ass Tonguer kicks off a flower run with 15ish hashers in the darkness. The [...]

Full Moon HHH Run #120: The ‘Flour’ Power Run

By | May 30th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Full Moon Hash House Harriers|

This month, the Full Moon Hash is marking a decade's worth of runs by delving deep into the pseudo-scientific waters of astrology and welcoming the rise of the Full Flower (Flour?) Moon. It heralds a time to "listen to the wise words of elders (Dry Hole), respect your traditions and learn from history", according to Australian astrologist Jamie Partridge, who [...]

Hash Wedding Run #1856

By | May 30th, 2018|Hash Trash|

A wedded bliss: marry a similar spender; have a lot of sex; say "thank you" and "we"; make it quick; be tough; work hard at it. Song Master Dry Hole acts out a pastor by dressing a whole black and holding a God Delusion book, to bestow the Amazing Grace on the Hasher’s new couple Ass Tonguer and Lick It [...]

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia

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