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UPCOMING RUNS IN BEIJING

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Beijing HHH Run #1832: Charge of the Hash Brigade

On December 9th, 18–something this poem — “The Charge of the Light Brigade” by Lord Tennyson Alfred — was written about the battle of Balaclava during the Crimean War. Thus as most of us have no idea what this war was even about, we will instead gather this week to celebrate another great week of hashing and drinking beer led by Stoned Age, Virgin hare Just Patrick, and Shanghai Man. Below is a hash rendition of the poem:

I

Half a km, half a km,

Half a km onward,

All in the rings of Beijing

Ran the 32 hashers.

“Forward, to the beer stops!

Charge for the beers!” Stoned Age said.

Into the Hutongs of Beijing

   Ran the 32 Hashers.

IV

Flashed all their mugs,

Flooded as they hung in air

Filled by the world’s best hares,

Charging through the smog, while

All the world wondered.

Shanghai Man in the battery-smoke

Right through Dongzhimen they frolicked;

Pickles and Crashie

Panting as they tried to keep Dry Hole’s stroke

Shattered and sundered.

Then they ran back,

 Losing no one to Paddies.

VI

When can their glory fade?

O the wild charge they made!

All the world wondered.

Honour the charge Just Patrick has led!

Honour the Hashers,

Noble 32!

Hares:

Stoned Age, Just Patrick, Shanghai Man

When:

Saturday, December 9th

Time:

Meet at 1:30 p.m. Run starts at 2 p.m.

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle, and dinner

Meet up:

同心搂烤鸭店

Tong Xin Lou Kao Ya Dian

D’Erections:

From Line 13 Liu Fang Subway Station, walk east on 柳芳北街 (Liufang North Street) for 400 meters across the bridge until you reach 左家庄西街 (ZuoJiaZhuang East Street). Turn right and continue down until you see the restaurant 同心搂烤鸭店(Tongxin lou kao ya dian) on your right.

By | December 8th, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Full Moon HHH Run #117: Super Shitty Moon

Come run and howl with us for 2017’s only supermoon! The RA promises to make the moon especially large and bright to celebrate the last hash of 2017.

We’re heading back to our long neglected stomping grounds of the hutongs to enjoy some dark alleyways, cheap beer and bubbling hot pot. Dress warm! Soul-warming liquid treats will be provided during the circle 😉

Hares:

Old school rules, hares raised on the spot

Type:

Live trail, old school catch-the-hare rules

When:

Wednesday, 06 December 2017

Time:

Meeting 7:30, run 8:00

Bring:

Headlamp, reflective clothing

Hash Cash:

Run & circle 20 kuai, dinner A-A-zhi (bill shared between diners)

Meet up:

辣莊重庆老火锅(簋街店)

199-201 Guijie, Dongzhimen Inner Street (簋街东直门内大街199-201号)

D’erections:

Subway Line 5 Beixinqiao Station Exit B. Walk about 400 meters east along Dongzhimen Inner Street. The restaurant will be on your left.
地铁5号线北新桥地铁站B口,往东走400米. 饭馆在左侧。



By | December 5th, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Full Moon Hash House Harriers|

Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…

Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia

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