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You’ll never be forgotten Bjorn Again!

Dear All, Today is not a happy day for the hash. It is indeed a very sad day, particularly for the Beijing Hash House Harriers.

I regret to inform you all hashers that our very own Per “BJORN AGAIN” Holmgard, passed away on June 3rd, 2018 at 3:00 AM in Thailand in the company of his family, due to an illness that was affecting him for some time and that finally claimed his life.

BJORN AGAIN was one of those hashers that lived the hash deeply, he gave to the hash all himself, was a great hare and certainly a fantastic friend. You could always count on him for everything. His enthusiasm impregnated the hash to its core, motivated hashers and made those runs an exceptional time every time.

Now you are on the final trail Bjorn Again. We are going to miss you so much and your memories will stay always with us.
You’ll never be forgotten!

On On!

The Beijing Hash House Harriers

Red Dress Run 2018 this Saturday July 7th

It only cums once a year, but when it cums, you better hold onto your f*cking panties — which better be red. In fact, it’s so big that Beijing has ordered a complete revamp of the country’s entire plumbing system in order to withstand this impending storm. (What, you never heard about the part of the Toilet Revolution that involves reinforcing all of Beijing’s sinks?!?).

What is it, you ask? The Beijing HHH’s annual charity red dress run? Sink & Destroy’s FOYW? Or BOTH?!?


Yes, dear hashers, this year it’s a double whammy! Whether you know exactly what we’re talking about or that last paragraph made as much sense as mud, it’s time to don your sexiest red dress, dig out Grandma’s pearls, and get ready to keep from capsizing as the Beijing HHH adds some much-needed red to the Bird’s Nest and the Water Cube. Will the city’s sinks be safer once Sink & Destroy f*cks off? Who cares, but let’s test their structural integrity together one last time! Just let that sink in…

***Warning: We promise we won’t tell your boss if you cum, but we can’t promise that he or she won’t find out anyway!


Roadkill, Supersquirter, Sink & Destroy, Blister Fister


Saturday, July 7, 2018


Meet at 1:30PM, Run starts at 2PM!!!!



Hash Cash:

100 RMB run/walk and circle
150 RMB run/walk, circle, and dinner


河湖·很久前烤串坊 (HeHu HenJiu Qian)
安定路小关街甲25号 (Jia. No. 25 XiaoGuanJie)


Get out at Exit C of AnZhenMen Station (Line 10), walk east for 50 m, turn right and walk south for another 100 m or so. The restaurant is on your right


This year, the Beijing HHH is raising funds for a charity project called Gift of Life which used to support heart surgeries for poor children in China, and is now focusing on helping baby boys in Heibei who suffer from Hypospadias. So before (or while or after) you get drunk, please give some extra money to our charity.

Hypospadias is a deformation of newborn baby boys’ urinary tract and genitals. One in 300 boys in China is born with this condition. If untreated it makes boys wet their pants and causes urine trouble. They can’t marry / procreate. Because of its stigma many are abandoned by their parents, marginalized or ridiculed by society, resulting in low self-esteem and a high suicide rate.

Treatment often involves multiple and specialized surgeries between the age of 18 months to 3 years. 70% of the first surgery cost is covered by the rural co-op health plan but only 30% of the second or further surgeries is covered. Hebei Shijiazhuang Children’s Hospital dispatches pediatric urologists to rural areas to examine children with defects, educating families about seeking medical treatment and advice from experts. They also provide clinical training to rural county surgeons. Helped by the deployment of a medical screening van in villages, the number of successful treatments has been growing by 20% annually in the past years



By | July 5th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Hash Social, Upcoming Events|

Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…

Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!


Not enough awesomeness? Keep reading for hash trash, past runs, hash socials and much more…

This FRIDAY Full Moon HHH Run #119: The Glow Run

By | April 25th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Full Moon Hash House Harriers|

Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin. Once upon a time, in a land far away there lived a jellyfish called Gerald. Gerald liked beer. This is a fact. So you see, you and Gerald share an interest. Gerald had a boyfriend called Barry. Barry didn’t like beer. So Gerald dumped him. The end. 🦑 Don’t be like Barry. COME [...]

How Deep is Your Bay-Jing Love #1850

By | April 22nd, 2018|Hash House Harriers|

Departmentalism only shirks responsibility each other by rushing to do lucrative things and avoiding to do difficult things. The personal achievement in power is prior to the interests of ordinary citizens. Teeming multitudes recontextualize a beehive-like lane in Houhai area. They must be hashers. It’s blustering and sunny. Hash Cash Blow Harder holds a paper and pen to collect the [...]

Beijing HHH Run #1851: Care for Earth?

By | April 22nd, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Sunday is Earth Day! No matter whether the human history on the Earth is 300,000 years or 3 million years, it is still too young for the 4.6 billion years of the Earth’s history. In this spring day, the boys pilot the hashers to southern Beijing, with a trace of radiometric dating method, for paying a return visit the conventional [...]

Beijing HHH Run #1850: How deep is your Bay-Jing love?

By | April 13th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

What is your favourite part of Beijing? Hou-high is beihai? Ask any rando’s you’ve just added on Wechat, Tantan, Momo or Tinder to join you for a spring stroll around Houhai and we bet you a fiver he or she will actually show up. As a non-matter of fact, do ask them to do exactly that on this Saturday, April [...]

Pajama Run To Celebrate Aries’ Birthdays #1849

By | April 13th, 2018|Hash Trash|

By 2030, more than 60% of the world’s wealth will be in the hands of 1% people. The UBI – Unconditional Basic Income is actually a correction mechanism to solve the contradiction between the unreasonableness of positive correlations among the interest, attraction, comfort and the income level of work itself. But bureaucracy is the biggest resistance because the UBI weakens [...]

Saturday Boxer Hash #168: Tomb Raidin’

By | April 10th, 2018|Boxer Hash House Harriers, Hash House Harriers|

Everyone knows the best time to visit tombs is immediately after they’ve been swept! And since it’s been ten and a half years since the Boxer Hash last visited these particular tombs, your hares figured it was about time to head east. We’re visiting our favorite Manchu emperors Qianlong, Kangxi, Ci Xi, and the whole gang out at the [...]

The Chaoyang Easter Egg Adventure #1848

By | April 3rd, 2018|Hash Trash|

Unconditional Basic Income – From government’s social security expenditure, taking part of the quota as the basic income of the local citizens, the income does not require any conditions and qualifications. As long as it is a local resident, everyone can get a basic income. The AI will replace most of the manpower soon, the human beings are freed from [...]

Beijing HHH Run #1849: Pajama Run to Celebrate Aries’ Birthdays

By | April 1st, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Spring is the season which makes you sooooo excited that you might yell “Finally!Winter is GONE!” Spring is also when a lot of hashers are having their birthdays! It is just so weird that so many hashers were born in spring and I keep wondering why their parents all chose to be busy in summer。But one of the good points [...]

Beijing HHH Run #1848: The Chaoyang Easter Egg Adventure

By | March 29th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Not sure what you plan on doing for Easter, but Red Snatcher, Sausage Party and Heart On plan on laying a “fantastic trail”, have a bit of a run, heaps of beer and of course go hunting for eggs..the alcoholic kind. Please join us as we re-explore one of our favourite parts of the city with its marvellous park full [...]

The Highs and Lows of Shuangjing #1847

By | March 27th, 2018|Hash Trash|

The folks have been being plagued by the counterfeit and inferior between science and religion. But the difficulties are always there and never being reduced. Struggling against the smog for a little while and then a beautiful day comes into view in the afternoon of Saturday. It’s the hashing time. About 40 hashing nailers show up in high spirits at [...]

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia


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