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UPCOMING RUNS IN BEIJING

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Beijing HHH Run #1849: Pajama Run to Celebrate Aries’ Birthdays

Spring is the season which makes you sooooo excited that you might yell “FinallyWinter is GONE” Spring is also when a lot of hashers are having their birthdays

It is just so weird that so many hashers were born in spring and I keep wondering why their parents all chose to be busy in summerBut one of the good points to have an Aries kid is that they always have so much energythey like to hang out and they like to drink beer and they like to run

Also they will never get tired on”HAVING FUN”ppl call them “SEX MACHINE”Your hares are gonna just take a tiny break from “HAVING FUN” and hare on 7th with their pajamas cuz they are all Aries.

So come with your pajamas and get togetherdrinkrun and celebrate Hot Cockolate’s and Just Daniel’s birthdays and the birthdays for all hashers who are AriesDryHole/Pussy Nibble/6Kuai Short/Chickenshit/Just Chen Li/Just The Tip/Bangs With NO Mercy/Super Squirter etc

Hares:

Hot CockolateJust Daniel & Super Squirter

When:

Saturday April 07

Time:

Meet at 1:30 p.m. Run starts at 2 p.m.

Dress Code:

Pajamas Pajamas Pajamas

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle, and dinner

Meet up:

茶汤李京味餐厅(和平里店)

ChaTang Li JingWei Restaurant HePingLi

和平里七区三十号楼1号底商

No.1 Building #30 HePingLiQiQu

D’erections:

Use EXIT B of HePingLiBeiJie StationLine 5),cross the street to the north side and keep head to north for 250 metersturn right at the next traffic lightwalk for 150 metersyou’ll find it on your right side.

五号线B出口出站,从大路口往北走250米,在下一个红绿灯路口右转走150米,饭店在右侧。

Or just look for the damn R marks!

By | April 1st, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Beijing HHH Run #1848: The Chaoyang Easter Egg Adventure

Not sure what you plan on doing for Easter, but Red Snatcher, Sausage Party and Heart On plan on laying a “fantastic trail”, have a bit of a run, heaps of beer and of course go hunting for eggs..the alcoholic kind.
Please join us as we re-explore one of our favourite parts of the city with its marvellous park full of wonders.

Hares:

Red Snatcher, Sausage Party, Heart On

When:

Saturday March 31

Time:

Meet at 1:30 p.m. Run starts at 2 p.m.

Dress Code:

Anything bunny or, on a broader scale, animal related.

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle, and dinner

Meet up:

新渝食府Restaurant xinyu shifu
朝阳区农展北路菜市场右侧
Right side of the vegetable market on Nongzhanguang North Road.

D’erections:

Use exit A of Zaoying Station (Line 14), cross the road and head west on Nongzhanguang North Road. Walk about 200 meters and the restaurant will be on your left (south) side.
Or just look for the damn R marks!
By | March 29th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…

Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!

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Beijing HHH Run #1830: The Last Supper

By | November 23rd, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Cum, all ye hash apostles as No Shit Sherlock makes his triumphal entry into Dengshikou and takes us on his “Last Supper Hash.” Along with loyal disciples, Principal P and Algebra, we will hash our way through the city streets of Wangfujing and Donghuang Chenggen Nan and the hutongs of Dongdan, Di’anmen, and Dongsi. There may even be a brief [...]

Beijing HHH #1829: The Red Light Run

By | November 16th, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

This Saturday is going to be "romantic". Come prepared with romantic stories and gossip because hundreds of years ago (back before Tinder or Tan Tan) intellectuals would cum from far and wide to enjoy the atmosphere where this very hash will take place, an atmosphere they declared to be full of gossip and romantic stories. There will plenty for you [...]

Full Moon HHH Run #116: Rinse the Beaver and Try Again

By | November 9th, 2017|Full Moon Hash House Harriers|

Two years today, under the Beaver Moon of 2015, we tried to chase our favorite creatures, but alas, the Pollution Gods had something else in mind and we were forced, kicking and screaming, to spend the night drinking at Paddys instead. The world is a different place today and, thanks to the visit of the Big Orange Moon, chances are [...]

The Hunt for the Novice Hares #1827

By | November 9th, 2017|Hash Trash|

Pictographic thinking way - 010 jamming in vicious cycle, alphabetic thinking way - 012345 breaking through with part of sacrifice. When the hare PPTease gets to the small shop for the circle beer where he paid upfront deposit on the cold beer, but the owner of this shop says she forgot to put beer into fridge and explains it’s winter [...]

Halloween Hash #1826

By | November 9th, 2017|Hash Trash|

Some so-called human beings have indeed degenerated into the non-human beast. The hare Beer Wolf wears bushy beard, red baseball cap, Nike white T-shirt and holds a chocolate box to work up himself into Forrest Gump’s image, meanwhile rides a tricyclic hearse to load the supply bedecking with black wolf spider and goblins in charge of Ponyo in winter coat [...]

Beijing HHH Run #1827: The hunt for the novice hares

By | November 3rd, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Exactly 94 years ago, a faithful Saturday 4th of November of 1922 somewhere near the valley of the kings in Egypt, British Archaeologist Howard Carter and his workmen made one of the most important discoveries in the history: Finding the entrance to the stairway leading to a lost tomb undisturbed for over 3,000 years... The men finally ended the hunt for [...]

Beijing HHH Run #1826: Halloween Hash

By | October 27th, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Feeling a wee bit bummed about last weekend witha Shit Show Boxer & No Sunday Hash!!! Well, have some fear, cause theHalloween Hash is here with a wee bit of both. It's Halloween ghouls and gals and that only means one thing. Dressing up and going trick-or-treating!! No, not really! Instead we will be running around terrorizing Beijing with lord [...]

The Alice in Beijingland Hash #1825

By | October 20th, 2017|Hash Trash|

Alice manages to wear through her shoes by dancing the night away. Only her significant other figures out her secret. Saturday of an afternoon, Dry Hole functions as RA to bless the trail and 3 hares Danger Zone, Heart On and Principal Penetration in the starting circle of over 30 hashers in the vicinity of outside northern 3rd ring road. [...]

More Beer, Less Mooncake #1824

By | October 20th, 2017|Hash Trash|

Tradition should be inherited with scientific and humanistic spirits, definitely not only with the time. Otherwise falsity, inanition and exaggeration must run rampant. Vulpine smog creeps up on the end of China national holiday on Saturday mid-afternoon. Just William meters out PM 194. Shanghai Man serves both functions as Hash Cash and acting GM to summon a launching ceremony with [...]

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia

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