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Beijing HHH Run #1834: A Festivus for the Rest of Us!

December 23 marks the date of Festivus, the secular alternative to the pressures and commercialization of Christmas. Come practice the great traditions of “airing of grievances” and “feats of strength” as we celebrate Festivus miracles. Feel free to wear holiday attire or not, but definitely bring a mug as hot yumminess will be served during the circle!


Finger My Dough, Principal Penetration, Agent Orgy


Saturday, December 23rd


Meet at 1:30 p.m. Run starts at 2 p.m.

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle, and dinner

Meet up:

馅老满(京素店) 东四北大街316号(东四六条西口)

Jing Su, #316 Dongsi Bei Da Jie, at the east opening of Dongsiliutiao



Subway lines 5 & 6 Dongsi station exit B. Walk north for 600 meters. The restaurant will be on your right.

By | December 22nd, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Beijing HHH Run #1832: Charge of the Hash Brigade

On December 9th, 18–something this poem — “The Charge of the Light Brigade” by Lord Tennyson Alfred — was written about the battle of Balaclava during the Crimean War. Thus as most of us have no idea what this war was even about, we will instead gather this week to celebrate another great week of hashing and drinking beer led by Stoned Age, Virgin hare Just Patrick, and Shanghai Man. Below is a hash rendition of the poem:


Half a km, half a km,

Half a km onward,

All in the rings of Beijing

Ran the 32 hashers.

“Forward, to the beer stops!

Charge for the beers!” Stoned Age said.

Into the Hutongs of Beijing

   Ran the 32 Hashers.


Flashed all their mugs,

Flooded as they hung in air

Filled by the world’s best hares,

Charging through the smog, while

All the world wondered.

Shanghai Man in the battery-smoke

Right through Dongzhimen they frolicked;

Pickles and Crashie

Panting as they tried to keep Dry Hole’s stroke

Shattered and sundered.

Then they ran back,

 Losing no one to Paddies.


When can their glory fade?

O the wild charge they made!

All the world wondered.

Honour the charge Just Patrick has led!

Honour the Hashers,

Noble 32!


Stoned Age, Just Patrick, Shanghai Man


Saturday, December 9th


Meet at 1:30 p.m. Run starts at 2 p.m.

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle, and dinner

Meet up:


Tong Xin Lou Kao Ya Dian


From Line 13 Liu Fang Subway Station, walk east on 柳芳北街 (Liufang North Street) for 400 meters across the bridge until you reach 左家庄西街 (ZuoJiaZhuang East Street). Turn right and continue down until you see the restaurant 同心搂烤鸭店(Tongxin lou kao ya dian) on your right.

By | December 8th, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…

Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!


Not enough awesomeness? Keep reading for hash trash, past runs, hash socials and much more…

Lost in Malaysia #1818

By | September 1st, 2017|Hash Trash|

Intuition-based, unfounded theories in astronomy, evolution, matter, mechanics, and other domains persist several decades beyond the acquisition of a mutually exclusive scientific theory, and they affect individuals’ ability to act as informed citizens to make reasoned judgments in a world that is increasingly governed by technology and scientific knowledge. Believers shouldn't be too riled up, but rather appreciative – because [...]

Beijing HHH Run #1818: Lost in Malaysia

By | August 25th, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

The Malaysian Independent Run has been an awesome hash event for years! We were attracted by the delicious food and the funny drinking games prepared by Creamy Lips. Although she has gone to Singapore, she left the love and spirit with us all. We will still have a wonderful hash this weekend and also a special drink, Lost In Malaysia! [...]

Hash Olympics #1817

By | August 25th, 2017|Hash Trash|

Top 10 luxury goods: 1, life consciousness; 2, a free, joyful and loving heart; 3, world spirit; 4, return to nature and have the ability to connect with nature; 5, safe and peaceful sleep; 6, enjoy the own space and time; 7, beloved soul mates each other; 8, there are people who really understand you at any time; 9, healthy [...]

The Waning Moon Hash #113

By | August 25th, 2017|Hash Trash|

It’s time Charles Darwin was exposed for the fraud he was. 8 ripsnorters get our fill of the hashing at a crisp night in Xidan area. Thanks an ablution to the air and the earth by a heavy rain ahead of game. Lick It To Ride volunteers to the first haring and scats. 10 minutes later, the others like escadrille [...]

Beijing HHH Run #1817: Hash Olympics

By | August 18th, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Oh hashers, it is time for a celebration. A celebration of the human spirit. A celebration of fraternal competition. A celebration that has birthed many a new metro line in our fair city. Yes, this week’s hash will be themed off the great games themselves: The Olympics. In honour of this ancient pastime we shall not only feature our traditional [...]

International Baijiu Day Run #1816

By | August 18th, 2017|Hash Trash|

By replenishing the number of hypothalamic neural stem cells or the molecules called miRNA-containing exosomes, it’s possible to slow and even reverse various aspects of aging throughout the body. The thick scud joins in the hashing fun. The pep words of GM Super Squirter and RA Heart On spring to life with feisty windstorm for 3 hares Agent Orgy, Just [...]

Full Moon HHH Run #113: The Waning Moon Hash

By | August 15th, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Full Moon Hash House Harriers|

What's that you say? This month's full moon has already been and gone? Pah, nonsense! In much the same way as the ancient Greeks believed a woman's womb would wander around her body, we at the Full Moon Hash are firm believers in the moon's phases being determined by sheer force of will, rather than anything so mundane as a [...]

The University Run #1815

By | August 11th, 2017|Hash Trash|

Remote control cockroaches help search for earthquake survivors, but they cannot survive the society's earthquake. Charlie has to smartly crawl into underneath the car for a cool a few times and all temporary shades on the ground also can burn skin. The dog days show off its majesty of burning power. Finger My Dough with the help of Wandering Tongue [...]

Beijing HHH Run #1816: International Baijiu Day Run

By | August 11th, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Like most holidays, it only comes once a year. And like most holidays, it's loathed by anyone normal. But since your hares Agent Orgy, Just Dumb, and C3PeeHoles are not normal, they're want to celebrate this holiday just like any other dysfunctional family fiesta: by getting drunk and yelling at the people they love. So to mark this most spiritual [...]

The RoadShitDrama Hash #1814

By | August 3rd, 2017|Hash Trash|

Innovate onwards. Oyez, there seems to hear a sizzle in the air being baked by the steaming hotness. Although nary a virgin shows up, GM Blister Fister, RA Six Kuai Short as well as 3 hares RoadKill, ChickenShit and Melon Drama juice up over 20 hashing boffins. Then about 15 runners bridge over a skywalk on eastern 3rd ring road. [...]

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia


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