The 17th All China Nash Hash is On On!
Beijing! Beijing! That wonderful place to hash is hosting the 17th ACNH and we want you to be here! Fantastic parties, amazing Great Wall and city trails, cold beers, ultracool haberdashery and the best circles ever!
Do not miss any single run of the Beijing HHH, Fullmoon HHH or Boxer HHH.
Find all upcoming runs details here and find you can find any blame THE HARES!!! Our next run is…
On a dark and stormy night, 36 full moons ago, a young and confused Chokes One Out was invited to Dongzhimen house by 6 Kuai Short for some “light running” that would be “super fun”. It was at this full moon hash that she was introduced to the wonders of hare chasing, beer drinking, and getting locked out of the apartment by Whose Red Weenie.
Many moons passed, and it seems the only thing that’s changed is the pickle recipe at the Russian restaurant down the street.
On this auspicious occasion of the return of Chokes One Out, who you all thought you’d gotten rid of, there will be a half moon hash to commemorate the golden olden days. Come, drink beer, and make accusations at Chokes for using words like “auspicious” far too often. You get an extra beer if you sing a hash song about lawyers.
There will be a DZM house party for the On After.
Old school rules, hares raised on the spot
Live trail, old school catch-the-hare rules
Wednesday, 21 June 2017
Meeting 7:30, run 8:00
- Hash Cash:
Run & circle 20 kuai, dinner A-A-zhi (bill shared between diners)
- Meet up:
White Nights Russian Restaurant 东羊管胡同8号楼2单元601室 Dongyangguan Hutong Building 8 Unit 2 Room 601
东直门地铁站A口，Dongzhimen Subway stop Exit A, follow marks to start (turn around at exit, turn right and walk west on Dongzhimen neidajie).
Way back before colour television, Kanye West and Wechat, way waaaaay back, Phantom and Well Oiled Dick attended global Interhashes in Wales and Thailand and detected a trend – red dress running. Conducted the day before the official event started, the run was for charity and was as raunchy then as it is now. The run brought out everybody’s inner female impersonator, regardless of the gender-you-identified-with (sic). In 2007, they decided that the Beijing hashers were ready for this, if not Beijing itself. Along with Taxi Ride Her, the trio rather brazenly (pre-Olympic security crackdown) set the run through Forbidden City and around Tiananmen Square. The circle didn’t last very long though before we were “encouraged” to continue it elsewhere. And, kids, this is how traditions begin….
Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…
Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!
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