UPCOMING RUNS IN BEIJING
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Our next run is…
We’re pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And we plan on finding out what that is. So join your male model hares Beer Wolf Lander & Hansel Bacca along with your favorite evil fashion genius MugatoCunt in wonderful beautiful Sanlitun. Bring your best Blue Steel or Le Tigre or Ferrari or Magnum look and yes they are all different looks! Dress to impress as this will definitely be a classy run with an extremely delicious buffet dinner at Ganges Restaurant along with a nice, warm, sophisticated beer stop in a very familiar place.
Dress like a model as you will be going down a runway in a very classy remodeled part of town. Did we mention that it’s MugatoCunt’s birthday weekend? So pretty sure hashers will have to taste the famous Margarita from Margaricunt for his Birthday 😉 ;).
Back in the old days, they used to have a hash margarita contest every year by a guy named Le Cunt, MargariCunt’s long lost relative, so help welcome back the Year of the Margarita, not the year of the dog. The results are in, amigo! What’s left to ponder? So come on down to Paddy’s before to pregame and after the hash for the after party. Did we mention, there’s more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking? Rain, snow, typhoon or smog (even if you get the black lung), the show will go on.
(Really, Really, Ridiculously good-looking hares):
Beer Wolf Lander, Hansel Bacca, & MugatoCunt
Sunday, January 28th, 2018
Meet at 1:30pm, Run starts at 2pm…(ish)
30 RMB run/walk and circle
100 RMB run/walk, circle, and dinner. (Buffet dinner at GANGES upstairs from Paddy’s, will be well worth it!)
Our hash bar!
Paddy O’Sheas 爱尔兰酒吧
28 Dongzhimen Wai DaJie
Between Chunxiu Lu and XinDong Lu; opposite the Australian embassy
Shake the chills off and start the new year right by cumming out for the first Boxer hash of 2018! Let Virgin GM Finger My Dough, and Virgin Hares Cum in my Brum and Just Christie lead you on a secret trail through Silver Mountain. Pictures from the top may even trick your friends and family into thinking you are actually sticking to your New Year’s Resolutions. With a few hares who are known as “gentle jog” enthusiasts, you may actually get lucky and catch one. Everyone loves to pull someone’s pants down, enjoy an ostensible ego boost, and then drink some beer, right?
Finger My Dough, Cum in My Brum, Just Christie
银山塔林 Silver Mountain
Saturday, January 27th
Meet at 10:00 a.m. Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp!
150 RMB will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks, and a bash!
Andy’s craft sausages will be serving breakfast and Bloody Marys, so bring extra cash for brekkie and any drinks at XL Bar after the run.
What to Bring:
It’s COLD! Bring layers for the trail and enough garments to keep warm in the circle before the Yanjing starts kicking in. Sustenance — a vessel to carry water and an energy bar on trail. Your cell phone. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction. A sense of humor.
XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).
It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.
Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…
Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!