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The 17th All China Nash Hash is On On!

Beijing! Beijing! That wonderful place to hash is hosting the 17th ACNH and we want you to be here! Fantastic parties, amazing Great Wall and city trails, cold beers, ultracool haberdashery and the best circles ever! 

Register today!

The 17th All China Nash Hash is On On!

Beijing! Beijing! That wonderful place to hash is hosting the 17th ACNH and we want you to be here! Fantastic parties, amazing Great Wall and city trails, cold beers, ultracool haberdashery and the best circles ever!

Register today!

UPCOMING RUNS

Do not miss any single run of the Beijing HHH, Fullmoon HHH or Boxer HHH.
Find all upcoming runs details here and find you can find any blame THE HARES!!! Our next run is…

Beijing H3 Run #1814: The Road Shit Drama Hash

 

Beijing, Beijing, where the roads are filled with shit  – primarily in the form of a never ending flow of  horns, traffic jams and more horns.  Move to the sidewalk and things take a different form  – to literal shit, a rainbow of bike share bikes, excruciatingly slow walkers, excruciatingly slower walkers glued to their phones, and those annoying yellow inlays meant to help blind people somehow navigate the shit. It all creates a life sapping effect that constantly alternates your emotions from deep spite to grim resignation and back again.
So lets spice it up with a bit of drama as we take to the streets and sidewalks in the coolest part of Beijing – SANLITUN:
 – We will traverse streets and sidewalks you never know existed so avoid the cars and scooters so you don’t become RoadKill.
– We will steamroll through the hutongs where you may step into ChickenShit
– Walkers may saunter through a fruit market and accidentally knock over a pile of watermelons, thus causing MelonDrama with the shopkeeper!
So put on your running shoes and feel free to dress as your favorite hare.  How do you do that?  Put on your best abs to be  RoadKill, wear your largest detachable cock to be ChickenShit and put melons down your shirt to be MelonDrama.  Or just wear your brown and yellow stained underwear since all three of us do that regularly.
You’re also in for a treat restaurant-wise as we have reportedly found the place at which Finger My Dough used to work before moving onto the boozier pastures of JingA.

Hares:

ROADkill, ChickenSHIT and MelonDRAMA

When:

Sunday, July 30th, 2017

Time:

Meet at 2:30pm. Hash starts at 3:00pm

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner

 

Meet up:

MeiZhou Dongpo Restaurant
湄洲东坡酒楼

Directions:

From Line 10 TuanJieHu Exit C, walk south on 3rd ring road about 450m, the restaurant will be on your left.

从10号线团结湖站C出口往南走450米,饭馆就在左边。


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By | July 28th, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Beijing H3 Run #1813: Europe Day Hash

Hashers! It’s a worker’s day on the Lord’s Day of Rest! Yes!

This Sunday Hares, Slappy Seconds,Tantantalizer and Sausage Party will whisk you through the Southern parts of Beijing to celebrate the best thing that happened to Europe in the 50s… TheBirth of the European Coal and Steel Community!!! For those who don’t know, it’s the EU’s Grandpa!

Like most hashers, we’ll look like tired coal miners needing the lager to allow us to complain about the Germans taking all our jobs away, or the Southerners taking away our money. In anycase, the French will be the perfect ones, never complaining, always helping and being part of a group that is non-French.

We will have authentic European cuisine that you can find in any Chinatown in Europe. The beer will be… beer, which is very European.

We’ll be so close to the Beijing South Train station, for some of you it may be an opportune moment to leave behind Beijing and go to Shanghai.

Due to the clear absence of attention to the original Europe Day, hares Sausage Party, Tantantalizer and Slappy Seconds name July 23rd the Beijing Hash House Harriers Europe Day!

What shall we do? Love each other and give up all independence to the hares and their perfect trail. Slowly at least until we are one happy family. Any Swiss hasher will be left out. British hashers will be abandoned at a given beer stop.


Hares:

Slappy Seconds, Sausage Party, Tantantalizer

When:

Sunday, July 23rd, 2017

Time:

Meet at 2:30pm. Hash starts at 3:00pm

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner

Dress Code:

Dress to impress the European ladies. Wear Blue or Yellow.

Meet up:

Wu Du Cui Qing Xiang Cai Guan
五度翠清湘菜馆

Directions:

Turn right as you get out of Line 4 TaoRanTing Exit C. Walk about 80m then turn right, walk about 220M then youwill see the restaurant on your right hand.


Beer sponsored by:

By | July 20th, 2017|Hash House Harriers|

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia