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Next Friday 15th of December at Blue Marlin: 

It is once again the time of the year where we celebrate together with a jolly good merry party! A fantastic buffet with a 4h free flow beer, soft drinks and mixers. Dress code is formal with Santa hat and don’t forget to put on your dancing shoes for some post-dinner booty shaking, a live band will be playing all night long! More info with Heart On and Agent Orgy.

UPCOMING RUNS

Do not miss any single run of the Beijing HHH, Fullmoon HHH or Boxer HHH.
Find all upcoming runs details here and find you can find any blame THE HARES!!! Our next run is…

Boxer #163: Up On Python Hill

“Whatever happened to the August Boxer?” We hear you cry.

Well, the truth is, your hares this month never have been much good at keeping time, so we’ve had to bump the Boxer back to September 2.

Though it may be a little late, the trail is sure to be anything but shitty* with highlights set to include: a refreshing dip in a lake on-after, close proximity to the BJ subway (should anyone get lost) and some of the biggest, pointiest, most spectacular stone nipples you ever did see!

Consider it the perfect way to get in shape ahead of this year’s All China Nash Hash

p.s. There will be an opportunity to go swimming at trail’s end – please bring swimwear and a towel if you’re thinking of going for a dip

(*disclaimer: non-shitty trail not guaranteed)

Click here to sign up for Boxer HHH #163

 


Hares:

Lick It To Ride, Oracle Boner, Beer Wolf

Runsite:

Python Mountain Forest Park

When:

Saturday, September 2nd, 2017

Time:

Meet at 10:00 a.m. Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp!

Hash Cash:

150 RMB will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks, and a bash!
Andy’s craft sausages will be serving breakfast and Bloody Marys, so bring extra cash for brekkie and any drinks at XL Bar after the run.

What to Bring:

Proper protection — a hat, lube (sunscreen), shades (sunglasses), etc. A vessel to carry water and an energy bar on trail. Your cell phone. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction.

Meet Up:

XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).

D’erections:

It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.

 

Click here to sign up for Boxer HHH #163

 


 

** Important note: the Beijing boxer hash is an off-road running hash going out to the hills around Beijing once a month. We usually aim for the second Saturday of each month, but may vary depending on the hares’ availability, currency exchange fluctuations, the score of the most recent Beijing guo’an game, the bus driver’s mood and other variable factors we have zero control over. We do not adjust for weather conditions (bring a towel, you won’t drown) nor pollution levels (they’re lower out in the mountains anyway). It’s ok to walk but not to lallygag. Keep moving … we’re a running hash. Heart attacks are not permitted. As we are out on mountain trails, it’s easy to get lost. If you’re too stupid to bring a phone with you (lim&s, looking at you!) And you get lost. We won’t ph*cking care, nor will we ph*cing pin you either. We may or may not send a search party looking for you. If we do, chances are it will consist primarily of rabid dogs and hungry wolves. That being said, we are glad to have you join us and hope you enjoy a great day! (by the way, no you won’t be back for your important dinner date bring them along instead)

By | September 1st, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Boxer Hash House Harriers|

Beijing HHH Run #1819: The Double Trouble Trashed Hash

 

It’s easy to regret the decisions you make in drunkenness or haste – especially when those decisions see you haring two trails in as many days.

Yes, that’s right. Not-so-fresh from Saturday’s Boxer, Beer Wolf and Lick It To Ride are back to hare again! (And they’ll be ably assisted this time around by the always affable Asstonguer.)

Lightning never strikes twice, they say… but catastrophes come in threes?

Will it be double the trouble, or twice as nice?

There’s only one way to find out!


Hares:

Asstonguer, Beer Wolf, Lick It To Ride

When:

Sunday, September 3, 2017

Time:

Meet at 2:30pm. Hash starts at 3:00pm

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner

Meet up:

Spring Garden Tofu Village, 4-9 Chongwenmen West Street (Restaurant Underground), 春意苑豆花庄, 崇文门西大街4-9号B1楼

D’erections:

Exit D of Chongwenmen station on Line 2 or Line 5, restaurant almost directly opposite the subway exit.

2 号线或5号线, 崇文门站 D 口出,餐厅非常接近

 


Beer sponsored by:


 

By | September 1st, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia