The 17th All China Nash Hash is On On!
Beijing! Beijing! that wonderful place to hash is hosting of the 17th ACNH and we want you to be here!
Do not miss any single run of the Beijing HHH, Fullmoon HHH or Boxer HHH.
Find all upcoming runs details here and find you can find any blame THE HARES!!! Our next run is…
Every good American knows you shouldn’t stick your hotdog inside a ciabatta, and it’s a crime to dunk your meatballs into her minestrone.
But no matter what, never double-dip your candystick in her nutella or, before you know it, she’ll be serving fresh testaroli to mama.
This Sunday, come and join the partito to celebrate the union of two star-cross’d lovers, Godzilla Short and Six Kuai Butt. Dress up like an Italian, down it like a yank. And whatever you do, #noracism.
Beer sponsored by:
Dickmo, Pika, PN
A to A
Sunday, June 11th
Meet at 12:30pm for prelube, ceremony starts at 2:00pm!!!
- Hash Cash:
30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner
REGISTER FOR THE DINNER ON EVENTBRITE BELOW!!!
- Tim’s Texas Bar-B-Q
B109, Block F, Wangjing International Commercial Center
Subway to Wangjing south and then follow the marks or use a map (百度一下吧）
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Join us this Sunday in Wudaokou's famous Qinghua University as Transylvestite and Six Kuai lead the initiation of young Slappy Seconds out of his haring virginity. Note all those who graduated from any school around here now have the opportunity to show up a few years later, hang out in the parking lot, and try to pick up dates. On [...]
UPDATE: The pollution has reached unHash like proportions. No running today, only walking and drinking! Come meet us at Paddy O'Sheas at 2:00pm. We may do a very short walk and circle. Best part is, it's free! Meet at: Paddy O’Sheas Cost: FREE The Snatchy Path leading up the many precipitous lossical scale as one of the many enclosed by a vast, [...]
Christmas Getaway Many hashers left for a healthy air or recover from eve hangover. RA Heart On summons and blesses a start-up of about 20 hashers. 3 hares Super Squirter, Algae Bra and Pekinsky Bikinsky dress up these hashers with Christmas costumes in red, white and green. Slender marks are scattered on obscure sites work mojo of hashers. [...]
Fusion power will bring abundant, clean and safe energy. One kilogram of deuterium extracted from water per day could come enough electricity to power hundreds of thousands of homes. Using liquid metal might behave when it contacts the plasma. These "compact tori" and "low-field" approaches offer the possibility of reduced size and cost. St. BlowJob’s Delectable Cream Pie December 18, [...]
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Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. It is a cold, polluted Beijing day presumably ending in y and hashers struggle to consciousness with a hangover. While the previous night’s debauchery still trickles in their blood stream, they slowly make their way back to XL Bar & Restaurant to resume doing what they know best: drinking. Some of them never [...]
Santa Clause is losing his way in the vile smog. December 2 to 4, 2016, it’s influenced by the unaired weather in China day in and day out. AQI index in the southeast Beijing burst the meter to reach up to 500. December 4, Sunday, it happens to be a hashing day. According to Hash rule, if above 269 PM, [...]
FOYW, 2016! Come put this crazy year to rest and welcome the new(ish) FMH mismanagement with our final full moon run of 2016. It’s truly been a shitty year. Not only has the world lost some icons such as Prince, David Bowie, Alan Rickman, Muhammad Ali, and Alan Thicke, but Beijing has also lost (though not as permanently) some star [...]
1) Air so clean that even Nut Pirate would almost not complain. 2) Scenery so beautiful no Chicken Shit could smother it. 3) Beer to get into the Danger Zone. Wait... 4) Running is fun! Or something like that... 5) What else are you doing on a Saturday afternoon, really? 6) You need a break from wanking, I hear you'll go blind [...]
Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls, Jingle All the Way... T’is the season for gift giving and gift accepting and of re-gifting! T’is the season of frozen beer on the balcony! T’is the season of sharing body heat! And sadly, short and cold smoke breaks. Santorum Cocktail, Blowjob, and Herr Splashy Pants will singing aloud with festive spirit as they hippity-hop the [...]