Next Friday 15th of December at Blue Marlin:
It is once again the time of the year where we celebrate together with a jolly good merry party! A fantastic buffet with a 4h free flow beer, soft drinks and mixers. Dress code is formal with Santa hat and don’t forget to put on your dancing shoes for some post-dinner booty shaking, a live band will be playing all night long! More info with Heart On and Agent Orgy.
Do not miss any single run of the Beijing HHH, Fullmoon HHH or Boxer HHH.
Find all upcoming runs details here and find you can find any blame THE HARES!!! Our next run is…
“Whatever happened to the August Boxer?” We hear you cry.
Well, the truth is, your hares this month never have been much good at keeping time, so we’ve had to bump the Boxer back to September 2.
Though it may be a little late, the trail is sure to be anything but shitty* with highlights set to include: a refreshing dip in a lake on-after, close proximity to the BJ subway (should anyone get lost) and some of the biggest, pointiest, most spectacular stone nipples you ever did see!
Consider it the perfect way to get in shape ahead of this year’s All China Nash Hash
p.s. There will be an opportunity to go swimming at trail’s end – please bring swimwear and a towel if you’re thinking of going for a dip
(*disclaimer: non-shitty trail not guaranteed)
Lick It To Ride, Oracle Boner, Beer Wolf
Python Mountain Forest Park
Saturday, September 2nd, 2017
Meet at 10:00 a.m. Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp!
150 RMB will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks, and a bash!
Andy’s craft sausages will be serving breakfast and Bloody Marys, so bring extra cash for brekkie and any drinks at XL Bar after the run.
What to Bring:
Proper protection — a hat, lube (sunscreen), shades (sunglasses), etc. A vessel to carry water and an energy bar on trail. Your cell phone. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction.
XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).
It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.
It’s easy to regret the decisions you make in drunkenness or haste – especially when those decisions see you haring two trails in as many days.
Yes, that’s right. Not-so-fresh from Saturday’s Boxer, Beer Wolf and Lick It To Ride are back to hare again! (And they’ll be ably assisted this time around by the always affable Asstonguer.)
Lightning never strikes twice, they say… but catastrophes come in threes?
Will it be double the trouble, or twice as nice?
There’s only one way to find out!
Asstonguer, Beer Wolf, Lick It To Ride
Sunday, September 3, 2017
Meet at 2:30pm. Hash starts at 3:00pm
30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner
Spring Garden Tofu Village, 4-9 Chongwenmen West Street (Restaurant Underground), 春意苑豆花庄, 崇文门西大街4-9号B1楼
Exit D of Chongwenmen station on Line 2 or Line 5, restaurant almost directly opposite the subway exit.
2 号线或5号线， 崇文门站 D 口出，餐厅非常接近
Beer sponsored by:
Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…
Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!
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