The 17th All China Nash Hash is On On!
Beijing! Beijing! That wonderful place to hash is hosting the 17th ACNH and we want you to be here! Fantastic parties, amazing Great Wall and city trails, cold beers, ultracool haberdashery and the best circles ever!
Do not miss any single run of the Beijing HHH, Fullmoon HHH or Boxer HHH.
Find all upcoming runs details here and find you can find any blame THE HARES!!! Our next run is…
It is again the time of the year to f*$k off from the city summer heat and enjoy some nature together with your favourite debauchery fellas! There will be green! There will be swimming! There will be hammocks and trail, there will be BBQ! And of course, there will be shitty trails and rivers of beer!
Green, rivers, yurts….feels a bit like Inner Mongolia but much closer! So what are you waiting for? On on!
TIME: Friday, July 14 at 6:00pm for Tianjin / 8:00pm for Beijing to Sunday, July 16 at 6:00pm (CST) *return time depending on traffic*
LOCATION: Bai He Yu J ia (白河鱼家) – Baili Shanshui Hualang, Yanqing district, Beijing (北京延庆百里山水画廊)
Adult – early bird until July 3 at CNY 450, from July 4 at CNY 500
Adult with tent – no discount from the laoban, see regular price
Child – under 1.20m CNY 225, from 1.20m to 1.50m CNY 275, above 1.50m full price (child rate does not include a separate bed)
NOTE 1: double rooms and triple bedrooms available. Double rooms come in 2 types: one large bed for 2 people or 2 single beds. Triple rooms come in 2 types: one with 3 single beds, or for the more adventurous, one large kang bed for 3 people to share. It is worth noting that only the triple rooms with 3 beds have western toilets, other room options have squat toilets. (All facilities very nice.) If you wish to have a room for yourself you will need to pay for a minimum of two to three beds depending on availability. 1 single bed only is CNY 50/night.
The facility has amazing yurts! People paying for double rooms will be randomly selected to sleep in them.
Please note, there are fewer 2-person rooms than there are 3-person rooms. (Very hash-like.) If you are hoping for a romantic getaway, register as soon as possible to ensure your privacy, if that’s your thing.
NOTE 2: Chinese breakfast is available at an additional charge of CNY 10 per day. If you wish to reserve Chinese breakfast please inform TRH/RS as you pay. Other breakfast food like bread, spreads, fruit, coffee, and tea will be provided by the Hash.
Should you cancel by July 4 you will receive full refund, any cancellation from July 5 will be charged CNY 400 for adults and CNY 200 for children (no exceptions). But then again, why would you even think of cancelling this wonderful trip??
After signing up, please PREPAY to Taxi Ride Her or Red Snatcher BEFORE JULY 4TH via one of the following options:
Wechat: Taxi Ride Her at joey-trh-2016 or Red Snatcher at elainewang1900
Cash: at the hash!
Please send them a confirmation message after payment.
Option 1: Into the Wild
Bring your tent and camp by the creek near the guesthouse. Swing on a hammock, experience the great outdoors…Note, only a few spots available!
Option 2: Netflix and Chill
Rooms with one double or triple bed, ideal for snuggles or families
NOTE: if you wish to have a room for two in a 3-person room, you will need to pay for the extra bed. 1 single bed only is CNY 50/night.
Option 3: Give me an O!!!
Rooms with 3 single beds to get the party and pillow fights started!
Note, these beds will be allocated first come, first served. If all single beds fill up, peeps that choose this option might end up sharing a double/triple bed…so cozy!
Friday, July 14
Buses departing from Tianjin and Beijing to Baili Shanshui Hualang.
Departure from Tianjin:
Where: Tianjin train station, south ticket office (river side)
When: 6:00pm to leave at 6:30pm SHARP!! Won’t be waiting for latecummers!
Departure from Beijing:
Where: XL Bar
When: 8:00pm to leave at 8:30pm SHARP!! Yes I am looking at you, **insert your name**!
NOTE: Dinner is not provided on Friday, make sure to fill your bellies before we leave!
DON’T BE A WANKER. CUM ON TIME! LATECUMMERS WILL BE (C)LEFT BEHIND!
If the bus schedule does not work with your individual schedule (or if you miss the bus), take heart! There is a public bus that goes directly to the site. (Y27 or Y38, RMB25, and 5 hours). Or you can share a Didi with some other unfortunate soul (2 hours, only RMB 427).
Saturday, July 15
– 10:00am-11:00am Breakfast! (Remember to order Chinese breakfast in advance!)
– 12:00pm Boxer Hash / Circle
– 5:30pm Shower / chill / setup tent
– 6:00 pm Hash Bash BBQ
– 8:00pm Bonfire party!
Sunday, July 16
– 9:30am-10:30am Hangover Breakfast (note, see above)
– 11:00am Hangover Hash / Circle
– 2:30pm Hangover Lunch
– 3:30pm Hangover Bus back to Beijing and Tianjin
*Arrival time will depend on traffic, we aim to arrive in the evening.*
Join us in Beijing for the 17th All-China Nash Hash. Beijing’s last Nash Hash in 2011 was attended by over 300 people from around the world!
Nash Hash Weekend Schedule
Thursday, September 14th (un-official day)
PM Kick-off party at the Hash Bar for anyone who’s in town
Friday, September 15th
2PM Register and pre-lube at Hash Hotel
6PM Full Moon Hash
9PM Boozy Banquet Bash and Party
Saturday, September 16th
10AM Boxer Hash on Gubeikou Great Wall
6PM Countryside Bash
Sunday, September 17th
7:30AM Rusty Man Breakfast (not included in cost)
8:30AM Rusty Man Runners Off
11AM Beijing Hash Hangover Run in 798 Art District
3:30PM Finished (allow 30min to airport by taxi)
The event hotel for the weekend is the lovely Crystal Orange Hotel Beijing Jiuxianqiao (北京酒仙桥桔子水晶酒店). We have a limited number of rooms at 490rmb/night rate for double occupancy. We also have great food and drink deals at the Hotel all weekend long. All events will start from the hash hotel.
Please tell us ASAP if you would like us to book a room: single bed (大床) or double beds (双床) and which nights; or just email us at firstname.lastname@example.org with “hotel” in the subject. We will confirm availability later via email.
You must pre-pay for Nash Hash. Use any one of the payment methods below. When you register, please leave us a note on how you paid, or intend to pay, so we can find your payment and confirm by email.
Your hash cash covers Friday’s Full Moon Hash and freeflow boozy bash, Saturday’s Boxer Hash on the Great Wall and Bash, Sunday’s Beijing Hash in the 798 Art Zone and Bash, absurd quantities of ice cold beer, and lots of sexy Haberdashery. The Rusty Man breakfast and hash on Sunday morning is not included.
Early Bird 750RMB (paid by July 15th)
Regular 850RMB (paid by August 25th)
Late Cummer 900RMB
WeChat Pay: dc1240
RMB Bank Transfer/ ATM cash deposit
Account Holder: 杜玮
China Construction Bank, Beijing Zhonguancun Sub-branch
See nash.hash.cn for more payment options, including Alipay, international credit card, Paypal, and USD bank transfer.
Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…
Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!
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