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UPCOMING RUNS IN BEIJING

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Full Moon HHH Run #116: Rinse the Beaver and Try Again

Two years today, under the Beaver Moon of 2015, we tried to chase our favorite creatures, but alas, the Pollution Gods had something else in mind and we were forced, kicking and screaming, to spend the night drinking at Paddys instead. The world is a different place today and, thanks to the visit of the Big Orange Moon, chances are good the skies will clear and we will indeed get an opportunity to chase some beaver this Friday.

Autumn has passed and beavers are actively preparing for winter. But never fear, dear hashers, we still have one last chance to pursue our favorite furry creatures to ensure a winter of warm fur. Under November’s Beaver Moon, we’ll drink, run and set our traps before it’s too dam cold to catch more beaver this year. Cum start your week off right in the cool night air and celebrate your favorite mangy hides, smooth skins and furry pelts.

Hares:

Old school rules, hares raised on the spot

Type:

Live trail, old school catch-the-hare rules

When:

Friday, 10 November 2017

Time:

Meeting 7:30, run 8:00

Bring:

Headlamp, reflective clothing

Hash Cash:

Run & circle 20 kuai, dinner A-A-zhi (bill shared between diners)

Meet up:

Restaurant: Lao jin si jia shua rou jia chang cai (老金私家刷肉家常菜)Address: 25 Chunxiulu. (second floor), Outer Dongzhimen Rd. (东直门外春秀路幸福二村25号楼2层)

D’erections:

Subway Line 2 Dongzhimen Station Exit C. Walk about 800 meters east along Dongzhimen Waidajie. Turn right onto Chunxiulu and walk 100 meters south. The restaurant is on the left-hand side, go up the elevator, it’s on the second floor.
地铁2号线东直门地铁站C口,往东走100米. 饭馆在左侧二层。


 


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By | November 9th, 2017|Full Moon Hash House Harriers|

Beijing HHH Run #1827: The hunt for the novice hares

Exactly 94 years ago, a faithful Saturday 4th of November of 1922 somewhere near the valley of the kings in Egypt, British Archaeologist Howard Carter and his workmen made one of the most important discoveries in the history: Finding the entrance to the stairway leading to a lost tomb undisturbed for over 3,000 years… The men finally ended the hunt for Tutankhamun!!

But who cares!!?? before the cold grey air sets in to our magical city, we must go on one last hunt. The hunt for the novice hares.

Come one come all to our run through Chaoyangmen. Follow our amateur hares as they hop through hutongs, get lost in lush ancient parks, scurry through out-of-this-world Soho and duck through local dwellings under the always watchful eyes of Dazed & confused himself!


Hares:

Snake Cunter, Pptease and Dazed & Confused

When:

Saturday 4th of November, 2017

Time:

Meet at 1:30pm. Hash starts at 2:00pm.
(Plan earlier if you are coming by subway, detail below)

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner

What to bring/dress code:

No, you don’t need to dress up like an Egyptian…
Old school hash rules: just bring yourself and your awesomeness!

Meet up:

We meet at the restaurant
独领疯烧串吧 (Dulingfengshao BBQ)
Located in
东城区金宝街6号 (No.6 Jinbao Street, Dongcheng District)

 

D’erections:

Meet at Paddy’s before and grab a taxi together directly to the restaurant, it will be a 15 to 20 rmb ride.

Coming by subway? Awesome! The restaurant is about 1.2k from either Jianguomen (line 1) or Chaoyangmen (line 2) or Dengshikou (Line 5). So plan the walking time if you are coming by subway, or take a good old MOFO and bike there. The restaurant is in the SOUTH side of the street.

Here is a map for your convenience and  If any help is needed dial Pptease at 18600644073.

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Beer sponsored by:

By | November 3rd, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…

Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!

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