The 17th All China Nash Hash is On On!
Beijing! Beijing! That wonderful place to hash is hosting the 17th ACNH and we want you to be here! Fantastic parties, amazing Great Wall and city trails, cold beers, ultracool haberdashery and the best circles ever!
Do not miss any single run of the Beijing HHH, Fullmoon HHH or Boxer HHH.
Find all upcoming runs details here and find you can find any blame THE HARES!!! Our next run is…
Drinking and running are two of civilization’s most time-honored methods of escaping commitment. Leave it to hashers to screw that up! The list of Beijing hashers getting hitched grows by the year and this Sunday we will be celebrating yet another Yanjing holy hash union!
But before our fine hasher and harriette tie the knot, we reckon they deserve a proper stag and hen send-off. So join us at this Thursday’s Full Moon Hash for a good old-fashioned hash bachelor(ette) party, and look out for some sexy surprises!
We can’t promise anyone will be in any condition to make it down the aisle afterward (or to make it to work the next day for that matter).
Old school rules, hares raised on the spot
Live trail, old school catch-the-hare rules
Thursday, 8 June 2017
Meeting 7:30, run 8:00 SHARP
- Hash Cash:
Run & circle 20 kuai, dinner A-A-zhi (bill shared between diners)
- Meet up:
Restaurant: Lao jin si jia shua rou jia chang cai (老金私家刷肉家常菜)Address: 25 Chunxiulu. (second floor), Outer Dongzhimen Rd. (东直门外春秀路幸福二村25号楼2层)
Subway Line 2 Dongzhimen Station Exit C. Walk about 800 meters east along Dongzhimen Waidajie. Turn right onto Chunxiulu and walk 100 meters south. The restaurant is on the left hand side – second floor.地铁2号线东直门地铁站C口，往东走100米. 饭馆在左侧二层。
Every good American knows you shouldn’t stick your hotdog inside a ciabatta, and it’s a crime to dunk your meatballs into her minestrone.
But no matter what, never double-dip your candystick in her nutella or, before you know it, she’ll be serving fresh testaroli to mama.
This Sunday, come and join the partito to celebrate the union of two star-cross’d lovers, Godzilla Short and Six Kuai Butt. Dress up like an Italian, down it like a yank. And whatever you do, #noracism.
Beer sponsored by:
Dickmo, Pika, PN
A to A
Sunday, June 11th
Meet at 12:30pm for prelube, ceremony starts at 2:00pm!!!
- Hash Cash:
30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner
REGISTER FOR THE DINNER ON EVENTBRITE BELOW!!!
- Tim’s Texas Bar-B-Q
B109, Block F, Wangjing International Commercial Center
Subway to Wangjing south and then follow the marks or use a map (百度一下吧）
Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…
Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!
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