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UPCOMING RUNS IN BEIJING

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Beijing HHH Run #1844: Florals? For Spring? Groundbreaking.

Well March is upon us. That means spring is here! Yea, the government hasn’t turned off the heat, there’s still that one ski trip, and we are all wearing our winter coats to circle. But, like, it’s almost here…kinda. We are tired of this gray and ready for the flowers and cherry blossoms. Put on your floral colors and run with some harriettes Shaven Not Stirred, SnaCunter, and Danger Zone to see if we can chase down this elusive thing called warmth. There might even be an instagramable Coachella worthy flower crown waiting for you…no promises.

 

Let’s welcome spring with our sincere heart, awesome trail and a lot of BEER!!!

Hares:

Danger Zone, SnaCunter, Shaven Not Stirred

When:

Saturday, March 3rd

Time:

Meet at 1:30 p.m. Run starts at 2 p.m.

Dress Code:

Warm spring colors, no dark and gloomy colors !!!

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle, and dinner

Meet up:

永乐饭庄安德路店

北京市西城区安德路67-3号

Yongle Restaurant, 67-3, Ande Road, Xicheng District

D’Erections:

Get out at Exit A2 of Line2 or 8 Guloudajie Station, right on the right side of the station there’s a way, go straight up 2 or 3 mins when you see the first intersection, turn left then walk like forever until you see our restaurant!!

By | March 2nd, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

FMH #119: The Mama Jane Appreciation Run

 
Question: Who doesn’t love Jane?
Answer: No one!
Jane is our XL mama, queen of the bar, slayer of cocktails and bringer of booze!
She pours like a boss, just look at this professionalisum. ( insert photo of jane pouring )
which is why this month we’re headed to none other than XL to show our tap queen some hashy love.
You all know and love XL – and if you don’t, then you obviously haven’t been on enough Boxer Hashes, sort it out!
Jane has put on a special deal for us hashers who will be eating after the run.
Buy any full meal from the menu and get a cocktail for FREE! (choices are Bloody Mary or White Russian )
PLUS! IT’S FRIDAY BITCHESSS! Which means it’s Happy Hour prices allll night looong!
So if you love Jane (and we know you do) bring yo ass to the Full Moon Hash this Friday!

Hares:

Old school rules, hares raised on the spot

Type:

Live trail, old school catch-the-hare rules

When:

Friday, 02 March 2018

Time:

Meeting 7:30, run 8:00

Bring:

Headlamp, reflective clothing

Hash Cash:

Run & circle 20 kuai, dinner A-A-zhi (bill shared between diners)

Meet up:

XL Bar

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D’erections:

Try to go to Heaven supermarket (the old one) but go the other way.


 

By | March 2nd, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Full Moon Hash House Harriers|

Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…

Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia

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