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Beijing H3 Run #1865: Dumb Second’s FOYW

It is with a heavy beer and MaLa tears that I must inform the hash that Just Dumb and Slappy Seconds are leaving the Beijing HHH. Yes, our time has come to wish our fellow hashers a drunken and merry good-bye.

Our answer to this event is… HARING THIS SATURDAY! KiddiePoo, Super Squirter, Slappy Seconds and Just Dumb this week will be laying what will be THE BEST TRAIL EVA! Come on out with little to no clothes (for the purpose of us truly not overheating) and let us fret around our beloved city one more time together.

While frolicking in the urban jungle that is Peking, we will collectively remember all the good memories we had together. The joyous harmony of our laughter and chugging will inundate our cerebellums with emotions. But do not worry; Super Squirter will be bringing her toys in order to mask the teardrops on your face with… beer.

Apparently, we have to do themes now… So I guess wear whatever bullshit you have at home that reflects the dysfunctionality of naming someone Slappy Seconds or Just Dumb. Ladies… think of Slappy Seconds when getting prepared for the Hash? Men… Don’t think of Slappy Seconds when getting ready for the hash… However, do think of providing Just Dumb and Slappy Seconds alcohol, cigarettes and what could qualify as a decent 401K starter pack.

See you all on Saturday!

The Hares:

Slappy Seconds, Just Dumb, Kiddiepoo & Super Squirter


Saturday, July 28th


Meet up 2:30pm,Run starts at 3pm

Hash Cash:

30 RMB for run and circle, 80 RMB including dinner


Si(4)Jiu(9)Cheng JiaoZi Restaurant, Wangjing Road / Guangshun Road, Wangjing West Court Area 4.


Intersection of line 14 and line 15, Wangjing Station. Get out of exit C or exit H and walk south for 200 or 160 m, respectively. The restaurant will be on the left side, second floor (next to XiongJiaCheng BBQ).

By | July 24th, 2018|Hash House Harriers|

FRIDAY Full Moon HHH #122: The Long Moon Run

Long distance running? On a Friday night??

Welp, no, that’s not what we’re getting at. Here on the Full Moon Hash, we don’t believe in long distance running – leave that to the Lycra™ lovers of this world (and other assorted race-ists).

But do you know what we do believe in? Beer! And Extra Long Moons!

See, sometimes the planets (or other celestial bodies) align, and us mere earthlings are given the briefest of glimpses into the inner workings of our universe.

If you’ve turned a weather eye to the night’s sky of late, you’ll no doubt already know that a full moon is upon us – and this month’s is going to be a corker.

Not only will we be treated to the longest lunar eclipse of the 21st century (weather depending) but there’s also some brand new FMH swag to unveil. So don’t miss out!

(Disclaimer: The lunar eclipse won’t actually begin until 2am Saturday morning Beijing time. The Full Moon Hash should be finished by then, but we make no promises.)


Old school rules, hares raised on the spot


Live trail, catch-the-hare


Friday 27th July, meet 7:30pm run starts at 8pm

Hash Cash:

Run & circle 20 kuai, dinner A-A-zhi (bill shared between diners)

Meet Up:

Xi yu ba da mu Xinjiang restaurant(西域巴达木)

Xi jie kou North Street Ban Qiao Alley No. 7 (西街口北大街板桥三条七号)


Subway Line 2 Jishuitan Station Exit D. Turn left out of the station and walk south about 100 meters. Turn left at the sign reading “Ban Qiao 3 Tiao”. The restaurant is 50 meters down the alley on the left.

地铁2号线积水潭D口,向南100米. 在板桥三条往左转,再走50米左侧


By | July 24th, 2018|Full Moon Hash House Harriers, Hash House Harriers|

Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…

Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!


Not enough awesomeness? Keep reading for hash trash, past runs, hash socials and much more…

The Highs and Lows of Shuangjing #1847

By | March 27th, 2018|Hash Trash|

The folks have been being plagued by the counterfeit and inferior between science and religion. But the difficulties are always there and never being reduced. Struggling against the smog for a little while and then a beautiful day comes into view in the afternoon of Saturday. It’s the hashing time. About 40 hashing nailers show up in high spirits at [...]

Beijing HHH Run #1847: The Highs & Lows of Shuangjing

By | March 23rd, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

  Shuangjing is full of arts, culture, and beautiful people but we can’t forget it’s dingy streets and old infrastructure. Come this join the hares this Saturday to see the best and worst of what Limp Fish Dick’s neighborhood has to offer. From murals and statues to creepy tunnels, we’ll cover it all. We can’t say that you will be [...]

St. Patrick’s Day Hash #1846

By | March 22nd, 2018|Hash Trash|

Keeping the heart of awe is the essential way to prevent human beings from making the fatal mistakes. There must be inevitability in chance. Here is a tribute to the great cosmological mentor Mr., Steven Hawking – R.I.P. It’s snowswept seldom or never in a spring after a snowless winter in Beijing, in respect that the folks cannot forget to [...]

Hutong Hash House #1845

By | March 13th, 2018|Hash Trash|

Single DNA mutations known as Single Nucleotide Polymorphisms (SNPs) contribute to hereditary disease. To prove that a SNP causes disease, need to compare genetically matched “twin” cells, then use a DNA repair system known as Microhomology-Mediated End Joining (MMEJ) to remove the fluorescent gene. That left only the single-base edit, in the form of an SNP, behind. Saturday afternoon, middle [...]

Florals? For Spring? Groundbreaking #1844 & FMH The Mama Jane Appreciation Run #119

By | March 8th, 2018|Hash Trash|

This revolutionary technique allowed scientists to turn any cell in the body into induced Pluripotent Stem cells (iPS) with simple reprogramming techniques. The iPS cells could then be reprogrammed to become certain types of cells in the body. Then to treat severe diseases and create human beings from skin cells. The hare Snake Cunter hands a spray of flower to [...]

Beijing HHH Run #1845: Hutong Hash House

By | March 8th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

  Often shunned by more respectable members of society, hashers around the world are forced to live among themselves in order to get a roof over their heads. Also honoured members of the Beijing Hash House Harriers share the same fate, and spend their days hidden away deep down somewhere in the capital’s hutongs. Visit Super Squirter, Dickmocracy and Algae [...]

The ‘Sunday Doggy Sunday’ Run #1843

By | March 2nd, 2018|Hash Trash|

Nanorobot design. Thrombin is represented in pink and nucleolin in blue. The nanorobots are injected intravenously into nude mice with human breast cancer tumors. The robots grabbed onto vascular cells at tumor sites and caused extensive blood clots in the tumors’ vessels within 48 hours, but did not cause clotting elsewhere in the animals’ bodies, which resulted in smaller tumors [...]

Beijing HHH Run #1844: Florals? For Spring? Groundbreaking.

By | March 2nd, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Well March is upon us. That means spring is here! Yea, the government hasn’t turned off the heat, there’s still that one ski trip, and we are all wearing our winter coats to circle. But, like, it’s almost here...kinda. We are tired of this gray and ready for the flowers and cherry blossoms. Put on your floral colors and run [...]

FMH #119: The Mama Jane Appreciation Run

By | March 2nd, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Full Moon Hash House Harriers|

  Question: Who doesn't love Jane? Answer: No one! Jane is our XL mama, queen of the bar, slayer of cocktails and bringer of booze! She pours like a boss, just look at this professionalisum. ( insert photo of jane pouring ) which is why this month we're headed to none other than XL to show our tap queen some [...]

Ezy Rider’s FOYW #1842

By | February 22nd, 2018|Hash Trash|

Cultural Fatal Defect Thanks to a governmental ban against the fireworks within 5th ring road in Beijing during Chinese New Year as the Chinese year of dog. The clear air can be kept on in the duvet days. After Hash Cash Blow Harder gets done his job, he also substitutes a GM’s pep talk for a start. Rambo Number Five [...]

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia


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