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UPCOMING RUNS IN BEIJING

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Our next run is…

Beijing H3 Run #1865: Dumb Second’s FOYW

It is with a heavy beer and MaLa tears that I must inform the hash that Just Dumb and Slappy Seconds are leaving the Beijing HHH. Yes, our time has come to wish our fellow hashers a drunken and merry good-bye.

Our answer to this event is… HARING THIS SATURDAY! KiddiePoo, Super Squirter, Slappy Seconds and Just Dumb this week will be laying what will be THE BEST TRAIL EVA! Come on out with little to no clothes (for the purpose of us truly not overheating) and let us fret around our beloved city one more time together.

While frolicking in the urban jungle that is Peking, we will collectively remember all the good memories we had together. The joyous harmony of our laughter and chugging will inundate our cerebellums with emotions. But do not worry; Super Squirter will be bringing her toys in order to mask the teardrops on your face with… beer.

Apparently, we have to do themes now… So I guess wear whatever bullshit you have at home that reflects the dysfunctionality of naming someone Slappy Seconds or Just Dumb. Ladies… think of Slappy Seconds when getting prepared for the Hash? Men… Don’t think of Slappy Seconds when getting ready for the hash… However, do think of providing Just Dumb and Slappy Seconds alcohol, cigarettes and what could qualify as a decent 401K starter pack.

See you all on Saturday!


The Hares:

Slappy Seconds, Just Dumb, Kiddiepoo & Super Squirter

Date:

Saturday, July 28th

Time:

Meet up 2:30pm,Run starts at 3pm

Hash Cash:

30 RMB for run and circle, 80 RMB including dinner

Where:

Si(4)Jiu(9)Cheng JiaoZi Restaurant, Wangjing Road / Guangshun Road, Wangjing West Court Area 4.
四九城饺子馆,望京街道广顺北大街望京西园4区熊家城烤肉旁边

D’Erections:

Intersection of line 14 and line 15, Wangjing Station. Get out of exit C or exit H and walk south for 200 or 160 m, respectively. The restaurant will be on the left side, second floor (next to XiongJiaCheng BBQ).

By | July 24th, 2018|Hash House Harriers|

FRIDAY Full Moon HHH #122: The Long Moon Run

Long distance running? On a Friday night??

Welp, no, that’s not what we’re getting at. Here on the Full Moon Hash, we don’t believe in long distance running – leave that to the Lycra™ lovers of this world (and other assorted race-ists).

But do you know what we do believe in? Beer! And Extra Long Moons!

See, sometimes the planets (or other celestial bodies) align, and us mere earthlings are given the briefest of glimpses into the inner workings of our universe.

If you’ve turned a weather eye to the night’s sky of late, you’ll no doubt already know that a full moon is upon us – and this month’s is going to be a corker.

Not only will we be treated to the longest lunar eclipse of the 21st century (weather depending) but there’s also some brand new FMH swag to unveil. So don’t miss out!

(Disclaimer: The lunar eclipse won’t actually begin until 2am Saturday morning Beijing time. The Full Moon Hash should be finished by then, but we make no promises.)


Hares:

Old school rules, hares raised on the spot

Type:

Live trail, catch-the-hare

When:

Friday 27th July, meet 7:30pm run starts at 8pm

Hash Cash:

Run & circle 20 kuai, dinner A-A-zhi (bill shared between diners)

Meet Up:

Xi yu ba da mu Xinjiang restaurant(西域巴达木)

Xi jie kou North Street Ban Qiao Alley No. 7 (西街口北大街板桥三条七号)

D’erections:

Subway Line 2 Jishuitan Station Exit D. Turn left out of the station and walk south about 100 meters. Turn left at the sign reading “Ban Qiao 3 Tiao”. The restaurant is 50 meters down the alley on the left.

地铁2号线积水潭D口,向南100米. 在板桥三条往左转,再走50米左侧

 

By | July 24th, 2018|Full Moon Hash House Harriers, Hash House Harriers|

Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…

Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia

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