The 17th All China Nash Hash is On On!
Beijing! Beijing! that wonderful place to hash is hosting of the 17th ACNH and we want you to be here!
Do not miss any single run of the Beijing HHH, Fullmoon HHH or Boxer HHH.
Find all upcoming runs details here and find you can find any blame THE HARES!!! Our next run is…
Beijing is hot. Scorchingly hot. Yes, it’s the time of the year when complaining about the heat is in fashion. What is consequently in fashion? The Beijing bikini.
Oh, it’s also Pekinsky Bikinisky’s birthday.
Dress-up fetishists (though they prefer the term ‘cosplay enthusiasts’) Pekinsky Bikinisky, Super Squirter and Algae Bra took immediate note of all the above and while staying #flawless in their version of a bikini, said unanimously: ‘water exists!!’ And then: ‘water guns exist!!’
And then they spilled over Shilipu to celebrate in Bikinisky style and find a way to give you a facial……of questionable Beijing tap water and a mouthful of (free!!) beer.
So wear your bikini (interpret that as you like), bring your water guns, blasters, what-have-you and get moist with us this Sunday!
Beer sponsored by:
Pekinsky Bikinisky, Super Squirter, Algae Bra.
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Sunday, June 4th
Meet at 2:30pm, run and walk start at 3:00pm
- Hash Cash:
30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner
- Meet up:
Get out of the subway from Exit B at ShiLiBao（ShiLiPu）（Line 6), cross to the west side of the road, then go down the road to the north side, 200meters.
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