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UPCOMING RUNS IN BEIJING

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SATURDAY BJHHH #1858: Sweet 69 Jurassic Safari!


What do you get when you think of an abandoned movie production studio, safari, and dinosaurs and add in some pirates, Vikings, hot students and a hidden dolphin restaurant? You do the math, because you can bet Jurassic we lost count. If you are also a hasher, you are probably way a-head of us and are thinking 1 + 1 = 69. Yes, this 1858 run is on June 9, or in shorts, 96. Translated into Chinese that is 6.9 Sweet 69! Glorious Glittorious! Sex licks of beer for the nine of us. The hares!

Let’s keep at it with the math. Yes, we are relentless! In case you missed it, this week was “hug your cat day” or as DH also calls it “freck your cat day”. Basically a good hug and a pussy grab! So if you add that up … yes, again … that’s that fucking number that comes before 70. If you can’t figure this one out, eat a peach and consider asking Pussy Nibbles. May I remind you, yes; Blowjob is back in town. So headover and join us. Chewanka on that! Don’t be a Han Solo, Join this Han Trio. So good! So good!

80% of this run is through parks, chased by dinosaurs, rumour has it we might run through the mysterious ruins of the abandoned film studios of Běijīng diànyǐng zhì piàn chǎng, we go through 2 campuses (cumpisses), a coconut safari park beer stop with pirate sprinklers, to end it all cumin up to the upstairs Sea World restaurant for some Muslim seafood with full on KTV facilities. Ah oui, facile! So much Dolfun!

 


Hares:

Glittorious, Moist Mussels, Chewanka

When:

Saturday, June 9 (Sex Nine – 6.9)

Time:

Meet at 2:30 p.m. Run starts at 3 p.m.

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle, and dinner

Meet up:

清香阁 (Qingxiangge Muslim Seafood)

北土城西路祁家豁子甲2号

Beitucheng West Road No.2 Qijia Huozi

D’erections:

Jiandemen subway station exit D (Line 10)

地铁10号线健德门站D口

Follow the massive Fallus Antenna. Or more specifically, from Jiandemen Subway Exit D, head 300 meters and it’s right there on the street corner. The restaurant will be on your left. Or follow the trail. The name of the restaurant is 清香阁 (Qingxiangge Muslim Seafood), take the stairs to floor 2.

By | June 7th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Full Moon HHH Run #120: The ‘Flour’ Power Run

This month, the Full Moon Hash is marking a decade’s worth of runs by delving deep into the pseudo-scientific waters of astrology and welcoming the rise of the Full Flower (Flour?) Moon.

It heralds a time to “listen to the wise words of elders (Dry Hole), respect your traditions and learn from history”, according to Australian astrologist Jamie Partridge, who somehow makes a living out of this bunk.
Never mind that it’s all a load of hokum, just focus on shedding your “outer skin” because the Flower Moon is here to “symbolize us humans” (whatever that means).
Don’t ask us, we’re not the experts, though we do like the idea of a flower-themed hash – so bring out your blooms, your blossoms and your posies for this month’s fully floral Full Moon!
And in the wise words of Cherokee Billie, a Miami-based “spiritual advisor”, remember that whenever the Flower Moon is aloft, you must “make a plan to pay up (the 20 kuai you owe hash cash), or face the consequences of your inaction!”

Hares:

Old school rules, hares raised on the spot

Type:

Live trail, catch-the-hare

When:

Friday, June 1st

Time:

Meet at 7:30 p.m. Run starts at 8 p.m.

Hash Cash:

Run & circle 20 kuai, dinner A-A-zhi (bill shared between diners)

Meet up:

Chill Bar, 2 Andingmen Xidajie
东城区安定门西大街2号

D’erections:

Subway Line 2 Andingmen Station Exit A (West exit). Walk South across Andingmen Bridge and head South West for about 50 meters. The resto is on the opposite side of the park.
地铁2号线安定门站A口往西,安定门桥西南边往西走50米
By | May 30th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Full Moon Hash House Harriers|

Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…

Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia

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