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UPCOMING RUNS IN BEIJING

Do not miss any single run of the Beijing HHH, Fullmoon HHH or Boxer HHH. Find all upcoming runs details here and find you can find any blame THE HARES!

Our next run is…

Beijing HHH Run #1825: The Alice in Beijingland Hash

Alice went chasing after a white rabbit that was late. You will be chasing THE HARES, Heart On, Principal Penetration, and Danger Zone, who are never late, despite spending hours and hours laying an amazing trail. Alice had to leave her cat behind to get into her Wonderland, but you can take your pets with us on our trail through parks, mazes, a beer party instead of a tea party. We will also be celebrating an unbirthday for Heart On as her actual birthday will be Sunday. Merry Unbirthday to her!


Hares:

Danger Zone, Principal Penetration, and Heart On

When:

SATURDAY, October 14, 2017

Time:

WINTER TIME! Meet at 1:30pm. Hash starts at 2:00pm.

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner

Meet up:

人民公社大食堂(Ren Min Gong She Da Shi Tang), The People’s
Commune Restaurant
北京市朝阳区惠新西街南口地铁站往东200米(Beijing Chao Yang
Qu Hui Xin Xi Jie Nan Kou Di Tie Zhan)

D’erections:

Line 10 or 5 Huixinxijie Nan Kou Exit B and head south and then walk 200m east following the main road. The restaurant is on the north side of the road.

地铁10或5号线惠新西街南口站B出口,随着大街先往南然后往东走200米,饭馆儿在北侧。

 


Beer sponsored by:

 


 

By | October 12th, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Beijing HHH Run #1823: China National Day Hash

What a better way to celebrate China’s 69-1th National Day and the opening of the Golden Week than with your fellow hashers! Whether you are about to set off to a tropical destination or planning a lazy, peaceful staycation don’t miss the opportunity to sweat and cheer once more with your favorite gang of happy-go-luckies.

The trail is a classic, with a sweet as restaurant and (maaaybe) a nice run through the park. Let’s kick off the holiday with a proper prelube! On on!


Hares:

Mind the Gap, Heart On, and Dry Hole

When:

SUNDAY, October 1, 2017

(because Saturday is a working day)

Time:

Meet at 2:30pm. Hash starts at 3:00pm

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner

Meet up:

Jing Wei Zhai Beijing Duck

HaiWen Building, 1 JinSong Nan Lu

京味斋烤鸭店

东三环劲松南路1号海文大厦1层

D’erections:

Line 10 JinSong Station Exit D and head south; turn right at JinSong Nan Lu and look up.

地铁10号线劲松站D口往南,劲松南路右转就到了

 


Beer sponsored by:

 


 

By | September 29th, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…

Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia

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