The 17th All China Nash Hash is On On!
Beijing! Beijing! that wonderful place to hash is hosting of the 17th ACNH and we want you to be here!
Do not miss any single run of the Beijing HHH, Fullmoon HHH or Boxer HHH.
Find all upcoming runs details here and find you can find any blame THE HARES!!! Our next run is…
No Shit Sherlock, Just Zach, Danger Zone
A to A
Sunday, 28 May 2017
Meet at 2:30pm, run and walk start at 3:00pm
- Hash Cash:
30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner
- Meet up:
Chun He Chun Bing 春和春饼226 Hui Zhong Li
Subway Line 15 AnLi Lu Station Exit D. Go south on AnLi Lu to HuiZhong Bei Lu and take a right. The restaurant is ahead on the north side of the road.
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