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Beijing HHH Run #1835/1836: The Hash to Revival (Retrying a New Year Hangover)

Last week’s hash was canceled because of pollution. This Saturday we’ll try it again:

On December 30, 1970 the great heavyweight boxer Sonny Liston was found dead under mysterious circumstances in Las Vegas.

So what the hell does this have to do with the Hash?

Well, I reckon the Kentucky Rose Bourbon that somebody bought to the run last week might have had something to do with it. In fact, after I very generously took a swig of it myself I felt pretty much like Ali in the picture here: like Sonny himself had just smashed me in the face. I fell over in the street on the way home and the next morning I couldn’t get up off my bed.

But as the song goes: “I get knocked down, but I get up again, you ain’t never gonna keep me down….” So be sure to join me in resurrection for the last run of 2017……..

Hares:

Pickle Boy, Little Red Shit Hood

When:

Saturday, January 6th

Time:

Meet at 1:30 p.m. Run starts at 2 p.m.

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle, and dinner

Meet up:

速8餐厅徽菜苑, 丰台区临泓路四号院。电话:136 6108 2280

#4 courtyard, Linhong Road, Fengtai District. Tel: 136 6108 2280

D’Erections:

地铁十号线大红门站D口出或西南口。往左走3米就能看到餐馆。

Subway line 10 Dahongmen station exit D or southwest. Walk on left 3 meters to see the restaurant.

By | December 28th, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Beijing HHH Run #1834: A Festivus for the Rest of Us!

December 23 marks the date of Festivus, the secular alternative to the pressures and commercialization of Christmas. Come practice the great traditions of “airing of grievances” and “feats of strength” as we celebrate Festivus miracles. Feel free to wear holiday attire or not, but definitely bring a mug as hot yumminess will be served during the circle!

Hares:

Finger My Dough, Principal Penetration, Agent Orgy

When:

Saturday, December 23rd

Time:

Meet at 1:30 p.m. Run starts at 2 p.m.

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle, and dinner

Meet up:

馅老满(京素店) 东四北大街316号(东四六条西口)

Jing Su, #316 Dongsi Bei Da Jie, at the east opening of Dongsiliutiao

D’Erections:

五和六号线东四站B口出。往北走六百米。餐在右

Subway lines 5 & 6 Dongsi station exit B. Walk north for 600 meters. The restaurant will be on your right.

By | December 22nd, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…

Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!

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By | June 16th, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

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By | June 13th, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia

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