The 17th All China Nash Hash is On On!
Beijing! Beijing! That wonderful place to hash is hosting the 17th ACNH and we want you to be here! Fantastic parties, amazing Great Wall and city trails, cold beers, ultracool haberdashery and the best circles ever!
Do not miss any single run of the Beijing HHH, Fullmoon HHH or Boxer HHH.
Find all upcoming runs details here and find you can find any blame THE HARES!!! Our next run is…
You thought it wouldn’t happen, *I* thought it wouldn’t happen but alas! Thanks to Dry Hole’s Filthy, raciest Habits, there is a Boxer this Saturday; served hot and fresh and last minute. The Swedish may had momentarily lured the hashers to a night of Norse debauchery (whatever that means) with their promises of flower crowns and free flow of alcohol but let’s be real, it can’t get more bacchanal than the Boxer hash.
So join us for the June Boxer Hash on Saturday, June 31st July 1st, as we choose the road…. much traveled in Huanghuacheng!
Dry Hole, Filthy Habits, Algae Bra
Saturday, July 1st, 2017
Meet at 10:00 a.m. Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp!
150 RMB will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks, and a bash!
Andy’s craft sausages will be serving breakfast and Bloody Marys, so bring extra cash for brekkie and any drinks at XL Bar after the run.
What to Bring:
Wear your bikini, it’s HAWT.Proper protection — a hat, lube (sunscreen), shades (sunglasses), etc. A vessel to carry water and an energy bar on trail. Your cell phone. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction.
XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).
It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.
Sound the trumpets! That great time of year has come again, when this time 241 years ago – 13 colonies putin the work and applied the art of the deal, schlonging her majesty and declaring themselves an independent brand! Bing bing bong bong bing bing bing!
Since then it’s grown into the amazing, covfefe, totally bonkers cunt’ry that we all know as the US freakin’ A! So tweet it from the rooftops! This is not fake news! Tell everyone you know we’ll all be russian down to Shilihe to grab the 2017 independence day hash by the pussy! Home of animal markets, illigal cricket fighting, suspicious looking spas and seemingly 90% of the home decor outlets in Beijing!
Your hares – Crash Test Dummy, Dunkin’ Dog Nuts & St. Knickerless have formed a trail through winding hutongs and abandoned city-space sure to make the hash great again! Bing bing bong bong bing bing bing on on!
Crash Test Dummy, Dunkin’ Dog Nuts and St. Knickerless
Sunday, July 2nd
Meet at 2:30PM, Hash starts at 3PM
旺湘楼 (Wang Xiang Lou)
Turn left out of Line 10/14 ShiLiHe Exit D and follow the railings until you reach the subway skybridge above, turn left and follow the subway line above you for 500(ish) meters until you reach a junction and see the restaurant across the road to your left.
地铁10号／14号线十里河站D口出左侧直走， 右拐 ，继续直走，饭店在左手边 《旺湘楼》
Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…
Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!
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