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The 17th All China Nash Hash is On On!

Beijing! Beijing! That wonderful place to hash is hosting the 17th ACNH and we want you to be here! Fantastic parties, amazing Great Wall and city trails, cold beers, ultracool haberdashery and the best circles ever! 

Register today!

The 17th All China Nash Hash is On On!

Beijing! Beijing! That wonderful place to hash is hosting the 17th ACNH and we want you to be here! Fantastic parties, amazing Great Wall and city trails, cold beers, ultracool haberdashery and the best circles ever!

Register today!

UPCOMING RUNS

Do not miss any single run of the Beijing HHH, Fullmoon HHH or Boxer HHH.
Find all upcoming runs details here and find you can find any blame THE HARES!!! Our next run is…

Boxer #161: The “June 31st” Boxer

You thought it wouldn’t happen, *I* thought it wouldn’t happen but alas! Thanks to Dry Hole’s Filthy, raciest Habits, there is a Boxer this Saturday; served hot and fresh and last minute. The Swedish may had momentarily lured the hashers to a night of Norse debauchery (whatever that means) with their promises of flower crowns and free flow of alcohol but let’s be real, it can’t get more bacchanal than the Boxer hash.
So join us for the June Boxer Hash on Saturday, June 31st July 1st, as we choose the road…. much traveled in Huanghuacheng!

Click here to sign up for the Boxer H3 #161

 


Hares:

Dry Hole, Filthy Habits, Algae Bra

Runsite:

Huanghuacheng

When:

Saturday, July 1st, 2017

Time:

Meet at 10:00 a.m. Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp!

Hash Cash:

150 RMB will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks, and a bash!
Andy’s craft sausages will be serving breakfast and Bloody Marys, so bring extra cash for brekkie and any drinks at XL Bar after the run.

What to Bring:

Wear your bikini, it’s HAWT.Proper protection — a hat, lube (sunscreen), shades (sunglasses), etc. A vessel to carry water and an energy bar on trail. Your cell phone. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction.

Meet Up:

XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).

D’erections:

It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.

 

Click here to sign up for the Boxer H3 #161

 


 

** Important note: the Beijing boxer hash is an off-road running hash going out to the hills around Beijing once a month. We usually aim for the second Saturday of each month, but may vary depending on the hares’ availability, currency exchange fluctuations, the score of the most recent Beijing guo’an game, the bus driver’s mood and other variable factors we have zero control over. We do not adjust for weather conditions (bring a towel, you won’t drown) nor pollution levels (they’re lower out in the mountains anyway). It’s ok to walk but not to lallygag. Keep moving … we’re a running hash. Heart attacks are not permitted. As we are out on mountain trails, it’s easy to get lost. If you’re too stupid to bring a phone with you (lim&s, looking at you!) And you get lost. We won’t ph*cking care, nor will we ph*cing pin you either. We may or may not send a search party looking for you. If we do, chances are it will consist primarily of rabid dogs and hungry wolves. That being said, we are glad to have you join us and hope you enjoy a great day! (by the way, no you won’t be back for your important dinner date bring them along instead)

By | June 29th, 2017|Boxer Hash House Harriers|

Beijing HHH Run #1810: ShiLiHe Independence Run

Sound the trumpets! That great time of year has come again, when this time 241 years ago – 13 colonies putin the work and applied the art of the deal, schlonging her majesty and declaring themselves an independent brand! Bing bing bong bong bing bing bing!

Since then it’s grown into the amazing, covfefe, totally bonkers cunt’ry that we all know as the US freakin’ A! So tweet it from the rooftops! This is not fake news! Tell everyone you know we’ll all be russian down to Shilihe to grab the 2017 independence day hash by the pussy! Home of animal markets, illigal cricket fighting, suspicious looking spas and seemingly 90% of the home decor outlets in Beijing!

Your hares – Crash Test Dummy, Dunkin’ Dog Nuts & St. Knickerless have formed a trail through winding hutongs and abandoned city-space sure to make the hash great again! Bing bing bong bong bing bing bing on on!


Hares:

Crash Test Dummy, Dunkin’ Dog Nuts and St. Knickerless

When:

Sunday, July 2nd

Time:

Meet at 2:30PM, Hash starts at 3PM

Meet at:

旺湘楼 (Wang Xiang Lou)
十八里店乡十里河村391号南楼

D’erections:

Turn left out of Line 10/14 ShiLiHe Exit D and follow the railings until you reach the subway skybridge above, turn left and follow the subway line above you for 500(ish) meters until you reach a junction and see the restaurant across the road to your left.
地铁10号/14号线十里河站D口出左侧直走, 右拐 ,继续直走,饭店在左手边 《旺湘楼》


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By | June 28th, 2017|Hash House Harriers|

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia