Have you always dreamed of wandering through a forest of giant phalluses? Sign up now for Boxer Hash and your dreams can come true!

On this trail you will traverse rock-hard villages (built from locally-mined granite), swoon over wildflowers, and feast your eyes upon some impressively-sized 13th-century pagodas. If all that gives you an urge to mount, Silver Mountain awaits nearby. When you’re spent, relax with ice-cold beer and an all-you-can eat poolside feast.


When:

Saturday, June 15
6月15日星期六

Time:

Meet at 10 a.m.
Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp-ish

Hares:

Moose Knuckles, MoreMen, BDSaMateur

Trail:

A-B

What to bring:

A swimsuit!

Your own water bottle because the boxer doesn’t supply plastic water bottles! We will bring a big water for you to refill.

Your cell phone. Running shoes. Sunblock. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction. A sense of humor.

Registration:

We need to have numbers! So go ahead and register today!

Register to Boxer H3

Hash Cash:

200 RMB will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks and dinner bash!

Scan with WeChat to RSVP and Pay

What to Bring:

Bring your own water bottle because the boxer doesn’t supply plastic water bottles! We will bring a big water for you to refill. ♻️❤️🌏
Your cell phone. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction. A sense of humor.

Ice – chuck a block in your freezer tonight and bring it with you. Bring costumes & cameras. Camping is possible if anyone wants to stay; you can tent or rent clean rooms with shower for as little as RMB 120 at the local actors’ YMCA.

Meet Up:

XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).

D’erections:

It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.

 


 

*** IMPORTANT NOTE: The Beijing boxer hash is an off-road running hash going out to the hills around Beijing once a month. We usually aim for the second Saturday of each month, but may vary depending on the hares’ availability and other variable factors we have zero control over. We do not adjust for weather conditions (bring a towel, you won’t drown) nor pollution levels (they’re lower out in the mountains anyway). It’s ok to walk but not to lallygag. Keep moving … We’re a running hash. Heart attacks are not permitted. As we are out on mountain trails, it’s easy to get lost. If you’re too stupid to bring a phone with you and you get lost, We won’t ph*cking care, nor will we ph*cing pin you either. We may or may not send a search party looking for you. If we do, chances are it will consist primarily of rabid dogs and hungry wolves. That being said, we are glad to have you join us and hope you enjoy a great day! (by the way, no you won’t be back for your important dinner date bring them along instead) ***