Run #1734: The Hash Health Checkup Run

Nurse Hash

Tired of feeling itchy? Annoyed of your last year’s STDs? Overfisted? Sharing WAS caring, it’s time to get tested on herpes, blisters, and mocratic dicks. Itchiness is just one symptom for these seemingly harmless, but potentially pretty hashy conditions.

So forget your short-term new year’s resolutions (no offence @#soberjanuary), it’s time for some new life resolutions! Start the year all healthy with: the Hash health checkup! Take your clothes off, enjoy a free-of-charge examination from your dirty doctoral Hares (including intense scratching or more, depending on your condition and horniness), and let them disinfect your body, particularly your liver, with beer and baijiu.

Or just come dressed like a doctor or a nurse instead. Join us this Sunday in Liangmaqiao, the Hash health district of Beijing (at least from now on, on on!).


Hares:

Hebei Horse Herpes, Dickmocracy, Blister Fister


Type:

A to A


When:

Sunday, January 17th, 2016


Time:

Meet at 13:30, run starts at 14:00


Hash Cash:

20 RMB run and circle
70 RMB run, circle and dinner


Meet up:

Yu Wei Chuan Cai
渝味川菜
Maizidian Xi Jie
麦子店西街


D’erections:

Subway station Liangmaqiao, Line 10, Exit C. Walk 100 meters to the south, across the river. Or simply follow the Marx. This Sunday’s cunteen is on the first street after the bridge, on your left hand side.

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By |2018-12-11T16:17:05+08:00January 13th, 2016|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

IN ADVANCE OF ANY HASH RUN OR HASHING EVENT, EACH PARTICIPANT IS EXPECTED TO HAVE READ AND AGREED TO THE TERMS OF THE WAIVER AGREEMENT BELOW:

Participating in hashing and hashing events is a potentially hazardous activity that could result in injury or death. I am participating in this event at my own risk and I assume all risk and responsibility for injuries I may incur as a direct or indirect result of my participating in this event. Having read this Release and knowing the risks involved in my participation in this event, I, for myself and anyone entitled to act on my behalf, waive and release the BEIJING HASH HOUSE HARRIERS, its sponsors, representatives, officers and management from all claims or liabilities of any kind arising out of my participation in this event, even though that liability may arise out of negligence or carelessness on the part of the persons named in this Release. Further, I agree to defend, indemnify and hold harmless the BEIJING HASH HOUSE HARRIERS, its sponsors, representatives, officers and management from any and all claims which may result from my participation in this event. I certify I have read this Release and Agreement to Indemnify, I understand it, and I agree to its terms relating to every BEIJING HASH HOUSE HARRIERS event or activity.

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