Get your dentures and try to remember all the stories from ‘back in your day’ because we’ve got ourselves an aging continent of hares on this aging hash.
They’re old, their organs are failing, and they’re crotchety that you youngsters are making them hare this hash. Outside. In the cold. At this age. Have you no shame?
Back in our day the hashers had some respect. None of this running business. We’ll tell you all about it until your ears bleed off. Millennials.
So come join your three walking hares, who will argue about who’s haring the runners trail, and may leave to get a massage halfway through.
Come say goodbye (for now) to Chokes One Out. There will be mulled wine at la casa de Choke after our early dinner.
Chokes One Out, Super Squirter and Pussy Nibble
Date and Time:
Saturday January 26, 2019
Meet at 13:30. Run and walk start at 14:00
A to A
30 RMB for run/walk and circle (and beer)
80 RMB for run/walk, circle, dinner (and more beer)
古兰西遇 GuLan XiYu
1A Andingmen Waidong Heyan.
Get off at Yonghegong, Exit A, cross the road diagonally, go over the bridge and walk along the river until you see the restaurant hiding in a compound on your right.
On After (aka COO house):
上龙西里38号601室 Shanglongxili 38, Apt 601 – tell the ayi you came to give COO your blessings.