Saturday BJHHH#1898: St. Patrick’s Day Hash!


Will this write-up be as good as last week’s epically good one? Absolutely not.

Will it be as bad as the hares attempt at rapping said write-up last week? Hopefully not!

But it doesn’t matter too much, because it’s time for our annual St. Patrick’s Day Hash!!!!!

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While other normal folk might think of St. Patrick’s Day as a weekend that they are supposed to go out, drink, and plan perfectly weeks ahead of time, us residents of Beijing HHH know that this weekend is like most of our other weekends, except that we wear green this weekend instead of hashadabery. (Which is fine, because our usual hashadabery clothing is also quite questionable!!).

This Saturday, come join your fellow hares on our jaunt through Dongzhimen. Our trail will feature plenty of marks, along with a few missing or confusing ones (you’ll still find your way tho). We’ll also have 2 open checks, with only 1 of them going according to plan. And for extra good measure, we might even include a 2-way mark, with hashers going in all 4 directions instead (the name 2-way is confusing by nature…..). Our trail won’t be perfect, but you’ll still have plenty of fun along the way (and you’ll get drunk, because we never skimp on beer!).

In short, it will be extraordinarily……………..  Adequate

Get ready for a hash not good enough to remember, but good enough to enjoy.

Get ready for a hash done by experienced hares, with roughly 69% effort used.

And most importantly, get ready for a fun, fun, fun filled day, because truth be told, who else would you rather spend your day with on this semi-important weekend?? (There probably are others, but whateves. No feelings hurtJ).

We hope you’re as semi-excited as we (and Piss ‘n’ Chips) are!

On On! (Modestly)

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Hares:

Cheesy Balls, Blow Harder, Spicy Penis

Type:

A to A

Dress Code:

It’s St. Patrick’s! WEAR GREEN THINGS!! Preferably everything!!

When:

Saturday, March 16th, 2019

Time:

Meet at 1:30pm, run starts at 2pm sharp!!! (ish)

Hash Cash:

30 RMB for run and circle
80 RMB for run, circle, and dinner

Location:

Paddy O’Sheas 爱尔兰酒吧
28 Dongzhimen Outer Street
东直门外大街28号

D’rrrections:

Paddy’s is between Chunxiu Lu and XinDong Lu; opposite the Australian Embassy
爱尔兰酒吧在春秀路与新东路之间;澳大利亚大使馆西侧对面

Dinner:

Beijing Ma’s 老北京马家清真菜
200 Meters East of Paddys
在Paddy O’Sheas 爱尔兰酒吧东边200米左右

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By |2019-03-13T14:05:20+08:00March 12th, 2019|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

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