April’s Boxer run was wet. I mean, sopping wet and muddy and dirty and soaked. But as the old country taitai say, April rain clouds over Wushan lead to some pretty good things. So let’s all take a trip out to the Yellow Flowers Great Wall and see what nature has in store.

Walls never stopped anyone though, least of all your intrepid hares. Sad to say, it’s a Boxer FOYW for all three of ‘em – they’ll be doing their best nomad barbarian impersonations and conquering virgin hashing grounds like Pakistan cum June.

When it rains, it pours. So let’s pour some out and get drenched in that glorious yellow liquid, Yanjing beer! (What, you were thinking something else? Eww, you’re gross.)


Hares:

Chickenshit, Sink and Destroy, Just Jean

Runsite:

撞道口 Zhuangdaokou

When:

Saturday, May 19thTime:

Meet at 10 a.m. Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp-ish

Hash Cash:

150 RMB will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks, and a bash!
You can get breakfast at XL and a Bloody Mary, so bring extra cash for brekkie and any drinks at XL Bar after the run.

What to Bring:

Bring your own water bottle because the boxer doesn’t supply plastic water bottles! We will bring a big water for you to refill. 

Your cell phone. Sunscreen. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction. A sense of humor.

Meet Up:

XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).

D’erections:

It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.

** Important note: the Beijing boxer hash is an off-road running hash going out to the hills around Beijing once a month. We usually aim for the second Saturday of each month, but may vary depending on the hares’ availability, currency exchange fluctuations, the score of the most recent Beijing guo’an game, the bus driver’s mood and other variable factors we have zero control over. We do not adjust for weather conditions (bring a towel, you won’t drown) nor pollution levels (they’re lower out in the mountains anyway). It’s ok to walk but not to lallygag. Keep moving … we’re a running hash. Heart attacks are not permitted. As we are out on mountain trails, it’s easy to get lost. If you’re too stupid to bring a phone with you (lim&s, looking at you!) And you get lost. We won’t ph*cking care, nor will we ph*cing pin you either. We may or may not send a search party looking for you. If we do, chances are it will consist primarily of rabid dogs and hungry wolves. That being said, we are glad to have you join us and hope you enjoy a great day! (by the way, no you won’t be back for your important dinner date bring them along instead)