Sunday Beijing HHH #1839: The Zoolander Hash

We’re pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And we plan on finding out what that is. So join your male model hares Beer Wolf Lander & Hansel Bacca along with your favorite evil fashion genius MugatoCunt in wonderful beautiful Sanlitun. Bring your best Blue Steel or Le Tigre or Ferrari or Magnum look and yes they are all different looks! Dress to impress as this will definitely be a classy run with an extremely delicious buffet dinner at Ganges Restaurant along with a nice, warm, sophisticated beer stop in a very familiar place.
Dress like a model as you will be going down a runway in a very classy remodeled part of town. Did we mention that it’s MugatoCunt’s birthday weekend? So pretty sure hashers will have to taste the famous Margarita from Margaricunt for his Birthday 😉 ;).

Back in the old days, they used to have a hash margarita contest every year by a guy named Le Cunt, MargariCunt’s long lost relative, so help welcome back the Year of the Margarita, not the year of the dog. The results are in, amigo! What’s left to ponder? So come on down to Paddy’s before to pregame and after the hash for the after party. Did we mention, there’s more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking? Rain, snow, typhoon or smog (even if you get the black lung), the show will go on.


Hares:

(Really, Really, Ridiculously good-looking hares):
Beer Wolf Lander, Hansel Bacca, & MugatoCunt

When:

Sunday, January 28th, 2018

Time:

Meet at 1:30pm, Run starts at 2pm…(ish)

Type:

A-A

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
100 RMB run/walk, circle, and dinner. (Buffet dinner at GANGES  upstairs from Paddy’s, will be well worth it!)

Location:

Our hash bar!
Paddy O’Sheas 爱尔兰酒吧
28 Dongzhimen Wai DaJie
东直门外大街28号

Directions:

Between Chunxiu Lu and XinDong Lu; opposite the Australian embassy
春秀路与新东路之间;澳大利亚大使馆西侧对面


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By | 2018-01-22T13:23:57+00:00 January 22nd, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

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