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Saturday BJHHH #1913: Bitch, Please get out of Beijing!

By |2019-06-26T19:29:34+08:00June 26th, 2019|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Hash House Harriers|

From two-thirds of the hares who brought you the Best Boxer Trail Ever, comes Bitch Please's last hash in Beijing!  Between all of the goodbye drinks, we've somehow thrown together a thoroughly mediocre romp though Lido-adjacent Jiangtaixiang! Nothing says "Bitch, Please!" like Hawaiian shirts and tiny dogs, but since Beijing summer is officially upon us and it'll be to dang [...]

June 15th Boxer H3 #179: Pagoda Forest Hash

By |2019-06-11T15:59:35+08:00June 9th, 2019|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Boxer Hash House Harriers|

Have you always dreamed of wandering through a forest of giant phalluses? Sign up now for Boxer Hash and your dreams can come true! On this trail you will traverse rock-hard villages (built from locally-mined granite), swoon over wildflowers, and feast your eyes upon some impressively-sized 13th-century pagodas. If all that gives you an urge to mount, Silver Mountain awaits [...]

SATURDAY BJHHH#1893: A Beijing Analversary Trail

By |2019-02-10T19:37:30+08:00February 6th, 2019|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

One year ago, the frigid Mongolian wind blew a young Harriette into town. She plonked her suitcases down in Liangmaqiao and went out into greater Beijing looking for some similarly virtuous companions with whom she could engage in wholesome activities such as strolling through parks and choir practice. As luck would have it, on that very first day she fell [...]

Beijing HHH Run #1881: Back to the Basics

By |2018-12-11T16:15:08+08:00November 13th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Are you exhausted from all the themed shenanigans last week? Can’t keep straight whether you live in 1937, 1969, or 2018? Still don’t understand Cookie Monster’s motive for murdering Pamela? If you think two themes are enough for two weeks, or if you just can’t stomach assembling another costume after a double-weekend Halloween, then join your lazy hares for a [...]

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