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Beijing H3 Run #1865: Dumb Second’s FOYW

By | 2018-07-26T11:55:26+00:00 July 24th, 2018|Hash House Harriers|

It is with a heavy beer and MaLa tears that I must inform the hash that Just Dumb and Slappy Seconds are leaving the Beijing HHH. Yes, our time has come to wish our fellow hashers a drunken and merry good-bye. Our answer to this event is… HARING THIS SATURDAY! KiddiePoo, Super Squirter, Slappy Seconds and Just Dumb this week [...]

Red Dress Run 2018 this Saturday July 7th

By | 2018-07-09T14:08:23+00:00 July 5th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Hash Social, Upcoming Events|

It only cums once a year, but when it cums, you better hold onto your f*cking panties — which better be red. In fact, it’s so big that Beijing has ordered a complete revamp of the country’s entire plumbing system in order to withstand this impending storm. (What, you never heard about the part of the Toilet Revolution that involves [...]

BJHHH #1860: Strong Independent Person Hash

By | 2018-06-21T14:42:16+00:00 June 21st, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Fed up of people telling you what (/who) to do and when to cum? What to wear and what not to wear? When to drink and when to stop?! How Hard to Blow? How Super to Squirt? And whether Chips really need Piss? EMANCIPATE YOURSELF! Celebrate your new found independence with the SIPH (Strong Independent Person Hash). Wear what you [...]

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