Our next run is…
What’s your favorite number? For some, it may be the day they were born. For some, it may be the shortest distance to beer. For others, there’s always the answer to the perpetual question of life, the universe, and everything.
Come with us for a traditional early winter slog through the backstreets of our city, counting the number of bends in our trail and the surprisingly short time remaining before it goes dark again. Find someone to talk to provocatively, and count the number who react. Breathe in the life-affirming ambiance of the old city, and marvel at the tolerance of the people whose houses we run past. Did nobody warn them? Not the hares, clearly.
Your hare team for this event, whose favorite number is four, is Just Geoff, Dry Hole, Fetus Envy and 007, who will probably be both shaken and stirred. We might not have martinis, but your hares promise good German and craft beer for the beer stops and circle, and a delicious Yunnan bash to follow. Increase your indulgences and join us in the autumn sun this Saturday as we send off 007 on his (allegedly) last hash in Beijing!
Just Geoff, Dry Hole, Fetus Envy and 007
Saturday 23 November; assemble from 13:30, drop bags, run away at 14:00
52 Jiaozi Hutong, Dongsi, Dongcheng, Beijing
30rmb run alone
80rmb run and dinner
Take subway line 6 to Dongsi station. Leave Dongsi subway station by exit ‘A’, turn right onto Longfusijie, turn left at the end and walk North (100m) on Dongsibeidajie. A number of other exits are also available.
When you see this on the left side:
Turn left into the road (road!) that has the restaurant meeting point, Jaozi Hutong, walk into a sea of hashers hiding in full view outside the restaurant. Drop bags, chalk ‘n talk, On, On!
Another week means another hash, another trail, another hangover. Who’s to blame for this? Yanjing beer? No – none other than the hares!
Quit your bitchin and leave the kitchen, join Sixty Second Suck-Off, Loose Lips, and Piss N Chips on the west side! We promise open checks and “what the heck”s, a run through the park with no doggos that bark, and not one, but two beer stops!
Loose Lips, Piss N Chips, Sixty Second Suck-Off
Sunday, November 17, 2019, meet up at 13:30, run starts at 14:00
30 rmb run only
80 rmb run & dinner
From Baiduizi station (Line 9), take exit C and walk east about 900 meters. The resto is on your right. 地铁白堆子口站（9号线）C口，向东直行900米，餐厅就在你的右手边
Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…
Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!