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Beijing H3 Run #1934: Winter drawers on!

What’s your favorite number? For some, it may be the day they were born. For some, it may be the shortest distance to beer. For others, there’s always the answer to the perpetual question of life, the universe, and everything.

Come with us for a traditional early winter slog through the backstreets of our city, counting the number of bends in our trail and the surprisingly short time remaining before it goes dark again. Find someone to talk to provocatively, and count the number who react. Breathe in the life-affirming ambiance of the old city, and marvel at the tolerance of the people whose houses we run past. Did nobody warn them? Not the hares, clearly.

Your hare team for this event, whose favorite number is four, is Just Geoff, Dry Hole, Fetus Envy and 007, who will probably be both shaken and stirred. We might not have martinis, but your hares promise good German and craft beer for the beer stops and circle, and a delicious Yunnan bash to follow. Increase your indulgences and join us in the autumn sun this Saturday as we send off 007 on his (allegedly) last hash in Beijing!


Your Hares:

Just Geoff, Dry Hole, Fetus Envy and 007

When:

Saturday 23 November; assemble from 13:30, drop bags, run away at 14:00

Where:

52 Jiaozi Hutong, Dongsi, Dongcheng, Beijing

北京市东城区东四轿子胡同52号

Hash cash:

30rmb run alone

80rmb run and dinner

D’erections:

Take subway line 6 to Dongsi station. Leave Dongsi subway station by exit ‘A’, turn right onto Longfusijie, turn left at the end and walk North (100m) on Dongsibeidajie. A number of other exits are also available.

When you see this on the left side:

Turn left into the road (road!) that has the restaurant meeting point, Jaozi Hutong, walk into a sea of hashers hiding in full view outside the restaurant. Drop bags, chalk ‘n talk, On, On!

By |November 21st, 2019|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Beijing HHH #1933 – To Baiduizi and Beyond

Another week means another hash, another trail, another hangover. Who’s to blame for this? Yanjing beer? No – none other than the hares!

Quit your bitchin and leave the kitchen, join Sixty Second Suck-Off, Loose Lips, and Piss N Chips on the west side! We promise open checks and “what the heck”s, a run through the park with no doggos that bark, and not one, but two beer stops!


Hares:

Loose Lips, Piss N Chips, Sixty Second Suck-Off

When:

Sunday,  November 17, 2019, meet up at 13:30, run starts at 14:00

Hash Cash:

30 rmb run only

80 rmb run & dinner

Restaurant:

一碗香牛肉面(甘家口店) 西城区阜成门外大街44-5号, YiWanXiang NiuRouMian (GanJiaKou Dian), Xicheng District,  Fucheng Wai Road no. 44-5

D’erections:

From Baiduizi station (Line 9), take exit C and walk east about 900 meters. The resto is on your right. 地铁白堆子口站(9号线)C口,向东直行900米,餐厅就在你的右手边

By |November 14th, 2019|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Winter Hours Notice!


From October 1st. the runs of the glorious Beijing Hash House Harriers, start at 2:00 PM
(We will be back to summer hours in April 2020)

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I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

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Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

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The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

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Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

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