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BeijingHHH RUN#2083 ​UNCANCEL THE CANCELLED

Fear not, your last-minute lazy shitty hares have re-hashed a previous on-on, just in time for tomorrow! Wander (or bolt) around one of Beijing’s iconic places of charm, culture and decorum – very unhash-like, but  hey, maybe we’ll acquire some social graces …. but unlikely.

The trail will be leisurely, so don’t be afraid, we’ll treat you kindly …. perhaps.

Hares:

Banana Shoes, MasturBaker, Cums 4 Seconds (possibly)

Type:

A-A (bag drop available)

When:

Friday, January 27

Meet at 1:30 PM, Run Starts at 2:00 PM

Hash Cash:

30RMB (run and beer and circle)

Dinner at Buddy’s, each pay for their own

Restaurant & Meet-Up Spot:

Buddy’s Bar, 38 Fangyuanli West Road (Near Lido Hotel), Chaoyang District/ Buddy’s Bar 朝阳区北京朝阳区芳圆里西路 38 号

D’erections:

Jiangtai subway station, exit A, on-on to meet-up at Buddy’s Bar, Fangyuan West Rd, a bee’s dick from United Family Hospital.

 

As usual, this is an adult activity in which we behave like children so expect to see nonsense, licentiousness, a modest level of drunkenness and considerable rude behaviour going on. And partial nudity. Don’t be offended; it’s jocular, we’re always like that and if you’re here you’re doing it too. For all of those reasons this isn’t a kid-friendly activity so – unless you’re table 1 – best stay home. More regular members of society are of course very welcome and can of course take part, but be polite, be tolerant, don’t be purposefully rude and remember that if you’re running there’s no winner.

By |January 26th, 2023|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

BJH3 Run #2082, January 21st, 2023-The Old Farts Run

Since the young ones can’t get it done anymore, the elderly have to step in. They still can make it happen. Join us for the last run of the year of the tiger. 🐯 ➡ 🐰

Hares: Karate & Master Baker

Where: Gaobeidian subway station, line 1, Any north exit at Gaobeidian will be fine, A2 or B1 Are the closest. Meeting point at the flag poles. See you . OnOn !

When: Meet at 1.30pm, run starts at 2.00pm, A-B run, NO bag drop
January 21st. Saturday

Cost: 30Rmb for beer during run, beer stop and circle, dinner cost, split bill, around 60-70Rmb / person

By |January 26th, 2023|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Hashing in China

The hash world asked for it and we got it! Introducing the new ALL CHINA HASH HOUSE HARRIERS OFFICIAL DIRECTORY!

Formerly known as just “Hash China”, the new improved directory comes with a beautiful new design, better user interface, responsive, more content, dedicated hash news section, highlighted events in the region, easy access in the mainland and many more features! All by the hand of Dazed & Confused and RoomBoy.

Visit china.hash.cn today!

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Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
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We like our drinks,
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But welcome to the Beijing Hash!

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia

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