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Beijing H3 Run #1981: Twat, The Day After Hashmas

 

 

 

 

‘Twas the day after Hashmas, when all through Beijing
Not a hasher was stirring, not even Gobblin’ King.
The trail will be set by the hares with great care,
In the hopes that hashers soon will be there.

The hashers were nestled all snug in their beds,
With visions of Hashmas stamped in their heads.
But Banana shoes in her ‘kerchief, and Schtuup in his cap,
Had just left to hare after their short winter’s nap,

Whilst out on the lawn arose another hasher.
Slept in a bush did Up the Butt. With the cold did he chatter.
Away to lay trail, he flew like a flash,
And raced to the subway whilst feeling like trash.

The sun on their breast on this hungover day
And wanting to vomit, there’s a trail to lay!
When, what to their wondering eyes should appear,
But Buddy’s, a hospital, and a fuck-tonne of beer!

Arrives does our RA, all groggy and sleezy,
I knew in a moment it must be our Cheezy.
More sluggish than zombies, his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

“Now, SLIM SHADY! now, KIDDIEPOO! now, KARATE! PRO BONER!
On on WHACKS IT! On on LOOSE LIPS! On on, STILETHOE and SUPER SQUIRTER!
To the end of the road! To the top of the hill!
Now hash away! Hash away! Try not to be ill!”

As runners leave on their frigid cold journey
Met with On Ons, Oh Shits and open checks a plenty.
Up to the beer-stops the hashers they flew,
With Schtuupwaffle the hare, and St. Nicholas, (otherwise known as Up the Butt), too.

And then, in a twinkling, they get to the beer.
Where the hungover hashers can drink themselves dear
As they draw in their hands, and they take a big sip,
Their hangovers vanish and they continue their trip!

They spring in to circle, for awards and accusations,
With more and more beer to attend their salivation.
But I heard them exclaim, as they didi’d out of sight,
“ON PADDIES TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!”


Hares:

Banana Shoes, Shtupwaffle, Up The Butt (No Babies)

Type:

A-A (bag drop available)

When:

Sunday December 6th

Meet at 1:30 PM, Run Start at 2:00 PM

Hash Cash:

30RMB (run and beer and circle)

80RMB( run and beer and circle and dinner)

Restaurant & Meet-Up Spot:

Buddy’s Bar, 38 Fangyuanli West Road (Near Lido Hotel), Chaoyang District/ Buddy’s Bar 朝阳区北京朝阳区芳圆里西路38号

D’erections:

Jiangtai subway station, exit A, on-on to meet-up at Buddy’s Bar, Fangyuan West Rd, a bee’s dick from United Family Hospital.

 

 

By |December 3rd, 2020|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Beijing H3 Run #1978: Tongzhou Evolution!

Are you tired of running through crowds of people, crossing busy roads and winding around the big  confusing city? Cum and join us for a shitty trail of peace, beauty and lots of cold beer in the outskirts of Tongzhou!


Hares:

Wet Ass Tiddies, Red Snatcher, just Jason

Type:

A-A (bag drop available)

When:

Saturday November 14th

Meet at 1:30 PM, Run Start at 2:00 PM

Hash Cash:

30RMB (run and beer and circle)

80RMB( run and beer and circle and dinner)

Restaurant & Meet-Up Spot:

Hua Shu Shu Restaurant,No.106 of Green Land Central Plaza Phase I Office Building, Xin Hua north Road, Tongzhou District, Beijing

地址:北京市-通州区-新华北路绿地中央广场一期写字楼底商106号-花叔蜀川菜小龙虾

D’erections:

D’erections: Arrive at line 6, Tongzhou Beiguan, exit B. Cross the road, turn left 150 meters, turn right 150 meters, turn right 50 meters

路线:地铁6号线,通州北关站,出B口过马路,左转往前走150米,右转往前走150米,右转往前走50米,到花叔蜀餐厅。

By |November 12th, 2020|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

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Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

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I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

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