Fear not, your last-minute lazy shitty hares have re-hashed a previous on-on, just in time for tomorrow! Wander (or bolt) around one of Beijing’s iconic places of charm, culture and decorum – very unhash-like, but  hey, maybe we’ll acquire some social graces …. but unlikely.

The trail will be leisurely, so don’t be afraid, we’ll treat you kindly …. perhaps.

Hares:

Banana Shoes, MasturBaker, Cums 4 Seconds (possibly)

Type:

A-A (bag drop available)

When:

Friday, January 27

Meet at 1:30 PM, Run Starts at 2:00 PM

Hash Cash:

30RMB (run and beer and circle)

Dinner at Buddy’s, each pay for their own

Restaurant & Meet-Up Spot:

Buddy’s Bar, 38 Fangyuanli West Road (Near Lido Hotel), Chaoyang District/ Buddy’s Bar 朝阳区北京朝阳区芳圆里西路 38 号

D’erections:

Jiangtai subway station, exit A, on-on to meet-up at Buddy’s Bar, Fangyuan West Rd, a bee’s dick from United Family Hospital.

As usual, this is an adult activity in which we behave like children so expect to see nonsense, licentiousness, a modest level of drunkenness and considerable rude behaviour going on. And partial nudity. Don’t be offended; it’s jocular, we’re always like that and if you’re here you’re doing it too. For all of those reasons this isn’t a kid-friendly activity so – unless you’re table 1 – best stay home. More regular members of society are of course very welcome and can of course take part, but be polite, be tolerant, don’t be purposefully rude and remember that if you’re running there’s no winner.