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Our next run is…
BJH3#2272, Journey to Heaven
After a week of shitty weather and pretending to work from homeit’s time to wrap up your weekend in style and prepare your hangover for work on Monday morning.
Come join us to stumble our way around Longtanhu park for the usual assortment of drinks, missed trails and bad decisions and poor choices
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Pickle Boys
Just Tina
Just Jonathan
Trail:
Trail is A-B with no bag drop.
Runners trail around 10K
Walkers trail around 6K
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers
Trail is dog-friendly, but restaurant is not
When:
Day Sunday 16th August,
Meetup: 2:30pm
Chalk Talk 3:00pm
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
7 minute walk from Tiantan Dongmen, Exit C exit C to the meetup location
Shuangyu West Street
Upcoming Hareline:
***WE NEED HARES***
if you’ve been to the hash a few times speak to a Hare Razor’s Pickly Boy, Bouncing Shit, Singaporn Start. If you’re not sure how to set a trail they’ll pair you with an experienced hasher. Remember being part of the hash community is contributing to the hash community. So go on, sign up and help out your fellow degenerated.
EIGHT GREAT PINTS – BOXER #253
Badachu Park, Shijingshan • 石景山，八大处公园
For centuries, pilgrims have made their way into the hills of Badachu — 八大处, the “Eight Great Sites” — in search of peace, wisdom, enlightenment, and perhaps a little spiritual clarity.
Naturally, the Beijing Boxer Hash has decided to go there looking for beer.
For Boxer #253, we’re heading west to Shijingshan and Badachu Park (石景山，八大处公园), trading Beijing’s concrete jungle for mountain trails, temple roofs, shady forests, steep climbs, and whatever devious route the hares have decided counts as a sensible Saturday outing.
There will be climbing.
There will be wrong turns.
There will be accusations against the hares.
And, eventually, there will be beer.
Badachu may be famous for its Eight Great Sites, but this Boxer has a far more achievable spiritual goal:
EIGHT GREAT PINTS.
Lace up, bring plenty of water, prepare to sweat, and join us for a pilgrimage worthy of the Hash.
ON ON!
TIME
15th August, Saturday
8:30am — Meet at Pizza Hut Dongzhimen. Bus departs at 9:00am SHARP!
9:00am — Meet at CiShouSi Exit H. Bus departs at 9:30am ALSO SHARP!
9点必胜客东直门出发，9点半慈寿寺 H口，不见不散！！
HASH CASH
200 RMB gets you…
- Trail and circle
- Round-trip bus ride
- Bottomless beer
- Special cocktails
- Snacks
- Water and other drinks
- Hash dinner
SCHEDULE
| 8:30 | Meet at Pizza Hut Dongzhimen |
| 9:00 | Bus leaves Pizza Hut Dongzhimen |
| 9:30 | Bus leaves CiShouSi Station, Exit H |
| 11:00 | Arrive at trail, hares off, chalk talk |
| 11:30 | Running and hiking — walking trail / runners’ trail |
| 17:00 | Circle |
| 18:00 | Dinner |
| 19:00 | Back to town |
ON AFTER
Our lovely Hash Bar: Paddy O’Shea’s!
WHAT TO BRING
- Mobile phone
- Power bank
- Running or hiking shoes
- Water bottle, water pouch, or CamelBak
- Plenty of water — it’s August and there are hills!
- Sunscreen
- Breakfast / extra snacks
- Your own cup
- A sense of adventure, direction, and humour
- Optional: a small amount of enlightenment. No guarantees you’ll still have it by Circle.
REGISTRATION
We need to know the numbers, so go ahead and register.
Sign-up link: scroll down and click “Read more”
MEET-UP & BUS LOGISTICS
FIRST PICK-UP: PIZZA HUT DONGZHIMEN
Meet at 8:30am. Bus leaves at 9:00am sharp.
Pizza Hut Dongzhimen meeting point |
Dongzhimen / meeting-point map |
D’ERECTIONS
LINES 2 AND 13 — Dongzhimen subway station 澳大利亚使馆对面 (Exit C). Ten minutes walk east.
LINE 10 — Agricultural Exhibition Center subway station 农业展览馆 (Exit D2). Ten minutes walk west.
Source-page Chinese direction note: 地铁：10号线亮马桥站西北A口
SECOND PICK-UP: CISHOUSI, EXIT H
Meet at 9:00am. Bus leaves at 9:30am sharp.
CiShouSi Exit H 慈寿寺 H口
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Eight Great Sites. Eight Great Pints. One probably shitty trail.
ON ON!
Logistics and pickup graphics adapted from the Boxer #252 event page supplied by the organizer.
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!