Our next run is…
Beijing H3 #2088 The Graffiti Run
Graffiti, form of visual communication, usually illegal, involving the unauthorized marking of public space by an individual or group. Although the common image of graffiti is a stylistic symbol or phrase spray-painted on a wall by a member of a street gang, some graffiti is not gang-related. Graffiti can be understood as antisocial behaviour performed in order to gain attention or as a form of thrill seeking, but it also can be understood as an expressive art form.
Derived from the Italian word graffio (“scratch”), graffiti (“incised inscriptions,” plural but often used as singular) has a long history. For example, markings have been found in ancient Roman ruins, in the remains of the Mayan city of Tikal in Central America, on rocks in Spain dating to the 16th century, and in medieval English churches.
The not-at-all-annual Graffiti Run has finally arrived! Your hares have prepared the shittiest of trails that will twist and wind all around the most beautiful Graffiti Beijing has to offer.
Whether you’re a Crip or Blood, Jet or Shark, hashers of all backgrounds are welcome to come drink some beer and explore the beautiful art Beijing has to offer.
Hares: Loose Lips, Up the Butt (No Babies), Pukelid’s Taxivomitry
Type: A to A, bag drop available
When: March 4th, 2023
Time: 1:30 pm, Run starts at 2 pm
Hash Cash: Run 30 RMB Dinner 75 RMB
Where: 紫光园高家园店 (Ziguangyuan Gaojiayuan) 朝阳区-将台路高家园小区3区
BJH3 #2087: Missing Mermaid Run aka “Sauna Run #3”
Normally you won’t find her poking up thru the foamy white head at the surface. She likes to stay deep down near the [beer] ocean floor, where the suds aren’t so thick and the sunlight can’t penetrate her pale flesh.
But when the savage, slimy Umberlee storms in, swirling his tentacles in sinister pursuit, there’s nothing the poor mermaid could do but splash her way up to the land of the drunken sea creatures and squirt out a cry for help.
By the good grace of Poseidon’s stiff trident, one virtuous hasher aboard the HMS Booty Hunter heard the mermaid’s plea for help, and righteously downed the sea of beer in an instant, burying the savage Umberlee forever…
But when the tides went out, and the humble hasher’s tipsy haze subdued, she was shocked to find that the mermaid was nowhere to be found…
We need all hashers on deck this Sunday to help us locate the missing mermaid. Whether lost on trail, or cozying up with some sweaty old men at the sauna, for the love of beer-dwelling beasts all over the planet, she must be found!
After circle, we will head directly to the sauna, just around the corner from circle spot.
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
No resto. Dinner can be bought nearby on your own, or buy in the sauna.
Singaporn Star, Just Ginger, and Just Zhen
Trail is A-B, no bag drop
Sunday, Feb 26th
1:30pm meet-up, 2:00pm start
For those who don’t turn into raisins at the sauna.. on Paddy’s !
D’erections to Meet-up Spot:
Take Line 6 to Qingnian Lu station. Get out at Exit D. Turn left out of the exit, heading west on Qingnian Lu. After appx 20 meters, turn left and you’ll arrive at the meet up spot, an open area in front of some shops.
Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…
Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!
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Beijing H3 #2088 The Graffiti Run
Graffiti, form of visual communication, usually illegal, involving the unauthorized marking of public space by an individual or group. Although the common image of graffiti is a stylistic symbol or phrase spray-painted on a wall by a member of a street gang, some graffiti is not gang-related. Graffiti can be understood as antisocial behaviour performed in order to gain attention [...]
BJH3 #2087: Missing Mermaid Run aka “Sauna Run #3”
Normally you won’t find her poking up thru the foamy white head at the surface. She likes to stay deep down near the [beer] ocean floor, where the suds aren’t so thick and the sunlight can’t penetrate her pale flesh. But when the savage, slimy Umberlee storms in, swirling his tentacles in sinister pursuit, there’s nothing the poor mermaid could [...]
Beijing HHH #2086- Inner Mongolia Run II -Ordos run
Huge pure Copper statue in front of Ordos` municipal building (this picture is from Times,Of course, every foreign media would give the pictures of China 50 shades of grey to make it looks like an abandoned Silent Hill ). You may or may not see a report from New York Times: Ordos: China’s Modern Ghost Town Quote: “Founded in February of 2001, Ordos, whose name translates from the Mongolian into “palaces,” [...]
Beijing H3 Full Moon#183: Zombie Hashocalypse
Beijing H3 Full Moon Hash is back, with a brand-new pandemic in tow! Unlike other horrible runs planned by shitty hares, this FMH will be a true hashocalypse; you’ll try to outrun (or outwalk) a serious infection rampaging through hashers. So many of our beloved hashers have already fallen ill to a new disease, which, according to The Institute of [...]
Beijing H3 Run #2085 The Romantic Run
Finally, the day is nearly here, the day that makes ppl love, makes ppl jealous of others, the day makes everyone wanting to be loved! Romance is a MUST for this day, even if you are single, or old or don’t give a fuck…But really when you seeing all the lovely ppl (not including little evil kids) hugging/kissing/looking at each [...]
Beijing HHH run #2084 Side Street is turning 5
Side Street is turning 5! A lot can happen in five years and Side Street has been there with us through it all. Cum to Beijing HHH Run #2084 as we celebrate Side Streets fifth anniversary with a Beer and Burger Crawl starting from the JiaoDaoKou Side Street and finishing at (Spoiler) the JianGuoMen Side Street. With beer, cake, prizes, and [...]
BeijingHHH RUN#2083 UNCANCEL THE CANCELLED
Fear not, your last-minute lazy shitty hares have re-hashed a previous on-on, just in time for tomorrow! Wander (or bolt) around one of Beijing’s iconic places of charm, culture and decorum – very unhash-like, but hey, maybe we’ll acquire some social graces …. but unlikely. The trail will be leisurely, so don’t be afraid, we’ll treat you kindly …. perhaps. [...]
BJH3 Run #2082, January 21st, 2023-The Old Farts Run
Since the young ones can't get it done anymore, the elderly have to step in. They still can make it happen. Join us for the last run of the year of the tiger. 🐯 ➡ 🐰 Hares: Karate & Master Baker Where: Gaobeidian subway station, line 1, Any north exit at Gaobeidian will be fine, A2 or B1 Are the [...]
Beijing HHH #2081 Inner Mongolia Run
Inner Mongolia, in full Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region, Pinyin Nei Menggu Zizhiqu, autonomous region of China. It is a vast territory that stretches in a great crescent for some 1,490 miles (2,400 km) across northern China. Mentioning Inner Mongolia, grassland and blue sky scenery comes up, that`s stereotype, all the sandstorms in BJ are from there. And other stereotypes like: 1. All Inner Mongolians are living in [...]
BJ H3 #2080: Guilty Pleasure Hash
You are my beer stop The one I can’t find Believe when I say We’ve gone the wrong way… Now we have to turn way back And look for that mark When I say We’ve gone the wrong way Tell me why… Ain't nothin' but a shitty trail Tell me why… Ain't nothin' but this useless hare Tell me why [...]
Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!