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BJHHH#2000:The 2000 is here!

OMG!! OMG!! It’s finally here and it’s HUGE!

The wait is over. It’s time to put on your party shoes and celebrate Beijing Hash House Harriers run #2000.

 

Did you know….

 

The first Beijing Hash was July 9, 1979, and If you were born on that same day,

You would have been alive for about 366,000 hours

Your Chinese zodiac sign would be a goat

You would have slept for 5085 days or about 14 years

You would be a Gen X’er

 

So, let’s take this old 41-year-old out and show them a good time. This week’s special Hash will be run in the bougie Lido area. Lido was Beijing’s top destination for expatriate families relocating to the city and it remains a popular residential area for foreign families, So, let’s pay a visit and see how the other half lives.


Hares: 
Cums 4 Seconds, Steaming Pile of Shit, Banana Shoes, Socratease, Stillet-hoe

 

Type: 

A-B(The walking Hash will be dog friendly. Not the restaurant though)

Please have a fully charged phone with Beijing Health App installed.

This hash will be an A – B, but bags can be dropped at the restaurant. You will not have access to your bag till after the circle, so if you need something, carry it or do something nice for a walker. (wink wink. We won’t tell. Honest)

 

When:

Saturday, April, 17

Winter Hours so meet at 1:30 PM, Run Starts at 2:00 PM sharp(ish)!

Please plan to arrive early as we have a lot of Hashberdashery to pass out and we want to start as close to on time as possible.

 

Haberdashery: 

Some limited items might be available

 

Meet: 
1:30 pm, Run starts at 2 pm

 

Hash Cash:

30RMB (run, beer, and circle)

100RMB (run, beer, circle + dinner). Limited dinner spots will be available.

 

Where:

Guolin Jia Chang Cai 郭林家常菜

Restaurant Address: No. 27, Jiuxianqiao Rd., Chaoyang District, 北京市朝阳区酒仙桥路27号

 

D’erections: 

Take line 14, get off at Jiangtai Station, get out from exit C cross Jiuxianqiao Rd and walk south for 300 meters, the restaurant will be on the right side. The Hash start will be down the path next to the river (see map).

 

By |April 15th, 2021|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Full Moon Hash #163: Pink Moon – Save the Tatas!

​Boobs. Boobs. Boobs.

 

Jiggly, soft, beautiful, life-giving, gorgeous, lovely boobs…. They are the best pillows and every hashers’ second favorite five-letter word starting with b (beers is #1 obviously).

 

But not all is well with the boobs of the world and as much as the Full Moon Hash will continue to make boob jokes – 43,600 women in the U.S. alone will likely die from breast cancer in just one year[1].

The problem here is worse when you consider that China has more than four times the population of the U.S. and that breast cancer awareness is not nearly as widespread. In my family alone – my mother, three aunts, and three cousins are survivors because they had access to mammograms on time. But not everyone has access to proper screening or knows how to check themselves, so this jiggly eve before the 2000th Run the Full Moon Hash will be partnering with the Tianjin International Community Center to help high-risk low-income women to get the mammograms they need.

 

All seriousness aside – come out and enjoy a boob-themed run for a great cause. WEAR PINK – although partial nudity is strongly encouraged. Harriettes will be leading the way through the many boob-shaped structures of Beijing and will provide a brief explanation on how to do a self-check.

 

We are asking for a 100 RMB donation that includes a patch and beer/drinks at beer stops and the circle. All proceeds from the run will go to the Tianjin International Community Center and every 250 RMB gets a potentially life-saving mammogram. Anyone is welcome to make additional donations of course!

Beichen Womens’ & Children’s Center is a collection of medical treatment, health care, prevention, rehabilitation, scientific research & public health.

Since 2012, the center provides a free screening program under the guidance of the district government & district health authorities.

Since 2014, TICC (Tianjin International Community Centre) has supported this program in providing funds for women over 40 years of age, with a family history of breast cancer, and low income.

–       Tianjin International Community Centre

[1]American Cancer Society. How Common Is Breast Cancer? Jan. 2021. Available at:

https://www.cancer.org/cancer/breast-cancer/about/how-common-is-breast-cancer.html.


 

Hash cash:

30rmb (includes beer/water at beer stops and circle)

100rmb (includes the above + a patch and donations to save tatas)

 

Your Hares:

Walkers follow marks, live hares for runners

 

Trail:

A-B with bag drop available

 

When:

Friday, April 16; Meet at 7:30, run starts at 8

 

On-after:

Our hash bar! Paddy O’Sheas!

 

D’erections:    

Subway: Follow marks from Liangmaqiao 亮马桥 exit A – Joe’s Bar (pin also sent the day off)

 

By |April 15th, 2021|Full Moon Hash House Harriers|

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia

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