It is the BIGGEST game of the year! Literally.. because the Full Moon Team has purchased the biggest volleyball known to m̶a̶n̶k̶i̶n̶d̶ taobao. As is usually the case with balls, this one is not to be neglected and is most fun when handled by six designated people. For the very last hash under the current full moon regime we have [...]
Ladies and gentlemen, fellow hashers; lend me your ears, sit up and take notice;Hashmas is cumming! Winter drawers on (obviously) since the days are shortening and the temperature is falling, so we know that summer is over. Sad, of course, but not all is lost; if it’s getting cold out then it’s almost time for – yeeesss! - Hashmas. No, [...]
Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to Hash! Have fun this weekend dodging the shit and trash in our favourite smoggy capital, Beijing. See the *best* China has to offer in Lishuiqiao, Line 5/13. Don’t risk a bheading by the Terracotta warriors, avoid the inevitable drowning in the Huaqing Pool, and don’t get chased by their Giant Wild Goose Pagoda [...]
What is known to sparkle in the sunlight? Vampires. And glitter. What is impossible to escape? Vampires. And glitter. Spreads at the spread of light? Vampires, of course. And glitter. The definition of unnatural beauty? Vampires. And glitter. This month we are celebrating a connection stronger than that between a mark and it’s ’on on’. Two peas in a pod [...]
The year is 2039, a viral disease has once again spread across the planet infecting the world’s population. The virus at first seems benign but slowly people start to realize the horrifying consequences of the infections. The virus targets the Gluteus Maximus and dissolves muscle and fat at a rapid pace once it becomes established within the tissues. [...]