WE’RE GOING SKIING!! Finally. Before the snow melts and the beer gets warm. Come and explore the wild trails of Nanshan. Find flour markings in the snow and chase the hares down the slopes. I can’t ski/ snowboard, can I still join the fun? YES! There are still lots of fun activities to do, such as: - Have a beer [...]
At least once every Hash somebody will wonder aloud where they can beat their meat. Well, wonder no more, friends, because you’re in luck. Join your old-as-F@@@ hares this week for Beijing Hash #1992, and we’ll mindlessly wander 牛街 niú jiē Niujie. Directly translated as Beef Street, with Its beautiful local Islamic architecture, Niujie is the place local Beijingers go-to for quality beef [...]
In the year of 2021, patriots of Beijing, thirsty and hungover, will charge the hutongs of Andingmen. They will fight like warrior poets. They will fight like Hashers and they will win their beer. Forever! They can take our freedom. But they will never take our beer! It has long been foretold that on a wintery, February afternoon, the hashers [...]
I googled about “Dry Jan” and google said it doesn’t exist. I asked hashers about “Dry Jan” and hashers said it’s BULLSH*T. I asked girls about “Dry Jan”, they said they’ve got some “Just The Tip” in Jan so it ain’t dry for them. I also asked guys about “Dry Jan”, they said they’ve got some “Super Squirter” in Jan [...]
Korean BBQ, sticky floors, cheap beer, cheap food, and probably the rowdiest 7/11 drinking spot in all of Beijing – what’s not to love about the Center of the Universe? This month, come on down to enjoy an exceptionally shitty trail in the ghost town that was once the center of college life in Beijing (before Corona). Relive your college days [...]
