Here at the center of Pretty Accurate Disease Detection Yielding Science (hereafter: PADDY'S) our staff has been working long and hard hours to find a cure for the COVID-19 virus. This virus has been particularly difficult to combat especially due to mutations in the more mask-resistant geographical zones. Luckily, by using a combination of ancient and modern scientific methods of [...]
This week we head out to the wild wild West to explore ZiZhuYuan Park. Yes, this is the third hash of the weekend, so cowboy up and prepare for a Niubi city run in honor of the new year. Niuzaiku is mandatory, cowboy hats encouraged, and leather clothing will earn you extra NiuPi in the circle. Hares: Whacks It Lyrical, Sneaky [...]
To knock off the start of an insanely epic weekend that includes the Full Moon Hash, the Boxer Ski Hash, a City Hash... AND WORK (for the unfortunate few)... We are bringing you the Snow Moon! No, there will not be Snow beer. NEVER. 2.5% "beer" is STRICTLY forbidden on the Full Moon Hash. We will pray to the snow [...]
WE’RE GOING SKIING!! Finally. Before the snow melts and the beer gets warm. Come and explore the wild trails of Nanshan. Find flour markings in the snow and chase the hares down the slopes. I can’t ski/ snowboard, can I still join the fun? YES! There are still lots of fun activities to do, such as: - Have a beer [...]
At least once every Hash somebody will wonder aloud where they can beat their meat. Well, wonder no more, friends, because you’re in luck. Join your old-as-F@@@ hares this week for Beijing Hash #1992, and we’ll mindlessly wander 牛街 niú jiē Niujie. Directly translated as Beef Street, with Its beautiful local Islamic architecture, Niujie is the place local Beijingers go-to for quality beef [...]
