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Beijing Boxer Hash #196: Reservoir Dogs (of Beijing)

By |2021-05-11T15:22:12+08:00May 11th, 2021|Boxer Hash House Harriers|

​In a world where three hashers volunteered and were voluntold to summon the Hash gods for a May Boxer, and do not know each other's true identities. While attempting to hare the Boxer Hash, shaggy and tree branches ambushed them, leading them to believe that one of them is a virgin Hasher. Follow these Miyun Reservoir Dogs as they try [...]

Full Moon Hash #163: Pink Moon – Save the Tatas!

By |2021-04-15T16:03:49+08:00April 15th, 2021|Full Moon Hash House Harriers|

​Boobs. Boobs. Boobs.   Jiggly, soft, beautiful, life-giving, gorgeous, lovely boobs…. They are the best pillows and every hashers’ second favorite five-letter word starting with b (beers is #1 obviously).   But not all is well with the boobs of the world and as much as the Full Moon Hash will continue to make boob jokes – 43,600 women in [...]

BJHHH#1999: Prince’s own Purple Rain Run

By |2021-04-15T15:57:49+08:00April 15th, 2021|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Let’s go Crazy for the Beijing Hash House Harriers Run #1999, Prince’s own Purple Rain Run.  Your hares have used all the purple chalk money can buy to mark a shitty trail with the most scenic of spaces and the warmest beer Beijing has to offer.  We have two hares from Prince’s home state of Minnesota, Pukelid’s Taxivomitry and Whacks [...]

BJHHH#1998: Exfoliation Extravaganza

By |2021-04-15T15:49:17+08:00April 15th, 2021|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Unbelievably, despite all the hype, we still haven’t reached the 1999th or 2000th runs so we’ll just have to do another one to fill the gap. Well, come on down y’all, to possibly the best hash of the entire month so far, and a suitable way to escape the need to clean the memorials to our ancestors who, if they knew what [...]

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