Who’s afraid of the big bad plague? Take advantage of the holiday quiet for a little hash action through Gulou with your favorites, the one, the only, THE HARES! Drink away your worries in the hutongs and hash away your cares in the streets this Sunday afternoon with 60 Second Suck Off and Spicy Penis (haring twice in a row! [...]
I know those of you who haven’t fled freezing cold Beijing are probably hungover and bored af. So, grab another beer and get your frosty buns out to our red run! The new year is finally cumming upon us (again). This new moonar year is the year of the rat. The rat cums first in the race of the zodiac animals. So, in honor [...]
The time has finally come for Beijing HHH to hit the slopes! We bring you 1.5 days of sexy skiing, a foolhardy Full Moon Hash, 2 debaucheries fuelled dinners and not one but TWO scintillating circles! And we'll be bringing you all that plus transport and accommodation for only 1169RMB (early bird)!! Or if you're just in it for the [...]
Get ready for chunjie with a good old fashioned January jaunt through some of Beijing’s most well traveled hashing territory. You’ll see hutongs, Houhai, and hilarious humans skating on thin ice*. Depending on the RA’s mood, you might even freeze your hymen off, but that would imply that any of you degenerates were actual virgins. Then cap it all off [...]
All through the hutongs and over the trash, to Grandmother’s hash house we go, The hares know the way, at least that’s what they say, if they’re lying you just make them drink! January might be dark and cold, but that’s no excuse to miss a hash. Come howl at the full moon this Sunday with the one and [...]
