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Boxer Hash Run #183: To the Window, to the Jiankou Autumn Wall….

By |2019-10-12T15:40:16+08:00October 12th, 2019|Boxer Hash House Harriers|

  Jiankou is dramatic and difficult, but is the most picturesque section of Great Wall, especially during autumn when the leaves erupt in flaming colours. This trail is A to B run has a slightly longer than usual walking trail at 7.5km (and a regular 10k running trail). Autumn also means the sun is down earlier.   Where are the [...]

Sunday BJHHH#1928: ASS of 2019 HASH MASTURATION CEREMONY

By |2019-10-10T10:42:35+08:00October 10th, 2019|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

We are here today to commemorate the future leaders of…… Gettin’ fucked up! This October 13th Chewancca, You Cunt See Me, and Shanghai Man summon all hashers with a Drunk Point Average of .08 or above to attend the Hash Masturation Ceremony at Tsinghua University! The golden showers have ended so let’s go through the sexy pathways and drunken alleys [...]

BJHHH Run #1927: A Graceful BBC Fixation

By |2019-10-02T17:53:23+08:00October 2nd, 2019|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Hash House Harriers|

To round out National Week, we're taking you to the middle of nowhere. Like, truly, come enter suburbia as if you're Tekashi69 escaping the Bloods into Witness Protection Program. We promise you'll feel as though you're a soccer mom treading your way through the wide open streets to find your favourite bottle of wine (*cough cough* beer) that will get [...]

Beijing H3 Away Hash 2019 – Sept. 21-22

By |2019-09-18T19:41:56+08:00September 18th, 2019|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Boxer Hash House Harriers, Full Moon Hash House Harriers|

Long ago, times were simpler and life was serene, with the racket and pollution of people and cars an unknown concern. People lived a quaint farming lifestyle for generations without a care in the world, except for plowing their land and providing for their family. No one really cares about that hippie, sunshine and rainbows BS anymore – Hashers even [...]

BJHHH Run #1924: A Mid-Autumn Festival Journey Through Time

By |2019-09-11T19:10:24+08:00September 11th, 2019|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

It came upon a Mid-Autumn festival day, that glorious hash of old! The moon was bright and magnificent,the stomachs full of moon cake and (Bl)pumpkin spice lattes. Our shitty trail was ready, but was there any room left for beer??????? Of course there was, you marauding idiots!!!! We are hashers after all. Come one, come all to Haidian, and celebrate [...]

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