Rabbit holes, rocks and prickle bushes await you, a landscape as rugged as the faces of some of our … more senior hashers. Dodge the guards of the Great Wall; they are everywhere and will make up any crazy reason to block your way. It is a game of being quiet, recede/hide, invisibility …. and run as fast as you [...]
On 13th March 1781 at 21 hundred 18 minutes (Cums) 4 Seconds*, William Herschel discovered a new planet in the solar system. He gave it a name that would would cause schoolboys to chuckle for generations to come. Why he did this, no one is completely sure. Some claim he named it after an Ancient Greek god (refer to the [...]
The 7th day of the 11th month is upon us! After a successful beta run in July, the first official 7/11 run is scouted and ready to go. Officially not sponsored by 7/11. Led by the most dashing of hares: Gobblin' King, Stilette-Hoe and Kiddiepoo, in their swanky new 7/11 shirts (that definitely don't infringe on any copyrights) and Gilligan hats. It is our solemn [...]
Lick a teet. What's your kink? Give me something good to drink. Are you frightened of Spicy Penis? Do you find Kiddiepoo revolting? Do you panic when you get a whiff of Cheezy Balls? Well, it's time to face your fears and drink some beers at the spookiest hash of the year. Don your costumes and head on over to [...]
Spoooooky! there's two full moons in October, and this one is on Halloween! That means not only is this the Hunter's Moon, but it's a Blue moon on Halloween! I heard you liked lame moon themes so we put lame moon themes on top of our lame moon themes – MOONS ON MOONS ON MOONS! In honor of the blue [...]
