The hares for this week will lead you to celebrate our 1969 run past the sites of many debaucherous deeds this northern capital has seen over the years. The Forbidden City; where polyamory and power play lived behind closed doors for far too long. Beihai park; where Frank E. Young was inspired by the shape of the large white pagoda [...]
Get lost in the Hutong’ish Hash, and in the words of the great mathematician and astronomer Guo Shoujing, Drink first ask questions later. Hutong’ish Xihai Where old drinking habits don’t die And I hope you know Where you have to go So you won’t find the beer stop dry Hares: Cockchain, Just Hennie (virgin hare) and Just Yifan (virgin hare) [...]
Last June, the MoreMoose and BDSaM clan brought you a boxer that had EVERYTHING. Lost virgins, confused villagers, two mountains, and some of China’s ancient history. But since everyone drank too much to properly remember the days festivities and the trails of the Silver Mountain Pagoda, we’re bringing the Boxer Hash back up north to reprise the GREATEST [...]
Fortunate sons and daughters of the hash, join us on the most auspicious of days, 8.8, for a trail of many blessings. You may Cum 4 Seconds, you probably won't step in Kiddiepoo, and anyone you proposition definitely won't say Not Tonight. Bask in the glory of some very charming statues, pass through the felicitous arches of Golden Brige (which [...]
After a month-long hiatus, the Full Moon Hash returns this Thursday! Weekday warriors rejoice! This is a sturgeon moon, and in respect to this lovely prehistoric fish – we will not be serving up the traditional FMH caviar. Nonetheless, come out and enjoy the moon before it collides with Earth in true 2020 fashion. In honor of the big pants [...]
