(Inspired by Hinder’s “Get Stoned”) Nature’s not closed in Huairou. You Cunt See Me’s on the Iron Road. But Explode in My Kitchen’ll get you to the stone door. There’ll be ropes and chains, but BDSaMateur promises not to use ‘em (we hope). Let's go outside and get stoned! We could end up making Sh*t instead of misery Go outside [...]
After our extra long week of webcamming, birthday celebrations and cake consumption it's time to burn it off with a nice loooonggggg c*ck🍆 ....I mean run. (Sorry... 🙊 Freudian penis ) Whorrior Princess will be leading the charge this Saturday, with the help Twincest and DUHspot,with his most amazing and bigly spectacular markings. We promise the shittiest trail with the [...]
It’s the most wonderful time for a beeeerr!!! (Dis)Honorable hashers, Dig out your ugliest jumper, dust off your baubles and ready your mistletoe for the MERRIEST event of the year, the HASHMAS PARTY! On the 7 th of December from 7 pm we’ll mix, mingle and have a jolly good time with: a delicious, drool-worthy BUFFET for vegetarians and meat-eaters [...]
What’s your favorite number? For some, it may be the day they were born. For some, it may be the shortest distance to beer. For others, there’s always the answer to the perpetual question of life, the universe, and everything. Come with us for a traditional early winter slog through the backstreets of our city, counting the number of bends [...]
This weeks’ trail will start early! Who likes cumming early? THE HARES! The hares are up to typical bullshit and will be starting the run early so they can bring tricks and treats to all who join the trail. The ~rumor~ is that the hares are enlisting help from another hasher to make this the BEST TRAIL EVER with the [...]
