Capt’n and first mate arrived in Beidaihe only to discover that the watery ship we were to rest our groggy eyes on has SUNK! That’s right, SUNK! By a severe form of racist global warming, we can no longer rest our heads on the ship and we have to watch it go under!!
In other words:
We had to change hotels at the very last minute because our hotel pulled out of hosting FOREIGNERS…. They changed their damn f*cking mind in the last minute!! Don’t you love China sometimes!
BUT FEAR NOT!
Our dear Cumshot (thanks CS!!!) just find us and even better place in NanDaiHe (Warmer water) and we will have 3 great party houses all for us!!
Here is the NEW Location:
ON ON TO BEIDAIHE 2015!!
Break out yer beer bellies and put on your swashbucklin’ bikinis for the annual Beidaihe Beijing Hash Beach Bash! We’re doing it pirate-style this year, because pirates do it better!
When is it?
Friday 18th September to Sunday 20th September!
What do I get?
All three Beijing Hashes –
Friday Full Moon Hash – hares chosen on the spot (old skool rulz)
Saturday Boxer Hash – Just the Tip, Herr Splashy Pants, Finger My Dough
Sunday Beijing Hangover Hash – Dryhole, Bjorn Again
LUXURY beach-side-villa accommodation
Oceania Resort – 1 Hebin Road (Hebin Lu), Binhe Avenue // 濱河大道河濱路一號
Light years from civilization for maximum party effect
Unlimited Awesomeness –
Free Beer ALL WEEKEND LONG
Friday night snacks & BBQ
Saturday Chinese-style breakfast, snacks and boxer BASH
SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER PIRATE party!
Sunday home-cooked brunch and lunch
LOTS MORE SURPRISES!
What do I have to do to CUM!?
Earlybirds – sign up before Midnight on September 11th – 650RMB
Latecummers – sign up after September 11th – 700RMB
Children – 400RMB
PLEASE NOTE: There is a cancellation fee of 300RMB for this trip.
After signing up, please PREPAY to Bearded Clam BEFORE SEPTEMBER 13TH via one of the following options:
Bank transfer: LEON MARTIN WHITE 6217 0000 1003 1535 167 中国建设银行 北京东直门支行
Cash: at the hash!
Please send Bearded Clam (Wechat or email@example.com) a confirmation message after so he knows who the payment came from.
Book your Transport:
We recommend the following trains and a shuttle will operate between hotel and station for:
To Qinhuangdao: D13 Departs: 18.51 Arrives 21.09 87.5RMB
Return Beijing: D18 Departs: 17.52 Arrives: 20.13 87.5RMBTo Qinhuangdao: D3 Departs: 18.19 Arrives 20.37 87.5RMB
Return Beijing: D42 Departs: 20.36 Arrives: 22.53 87.5RMB
To Qinhuangdao: G1228 Departs: 17.43 Arrives: 18.54 120RMB
Return Tianjin: G389 Departs: 18:27 Arrives: 19.53 120RMB
You might need: National ID or Passport, train tickets, running shoes and clothes, sunglasses, sunscreen, swimming things, beach towel, 70s/Pirate attire for our Saturday Night Pirate Fever, your favorite alcohol if it’s not Tsingtao, pyjamas, toothbrushes, portable music, drinking games, beach ball, surfboard, any yum food you want to give to your GMs.
But wait, I still have MORE questions…
Contact Pussy Nibble — firstname.lastname@example.org // 130 2113 7020 // ninashizz
or Bearded Clam — email@example.com // 186 111 750 24 // strophy