Hearken, hashers! A terrifying, communicable disease has been wreaking havoc on the Beijing hasher community. Known as the New Year’s Resolution, this horrible contagion turns once noble, miscreant hashers into boring, well-adjusted individuals.
Sufferers of the New Year’s Resolution may exhibit the following symptoms: take part in physical activity not involving beer, reduce their alcohol intake, and some even – shudder at the thought – abstain from alcohol completely.
This horrible disease is estimated to reach peak viral load on January 1st, with individuals slowly getting better as the month goes on.
But how can we save our fellow hashers from such a terrible fate, you ask? Fear not! The Beijing Full Moon Hash MisMan members have combined our collective four brain cells and come up with an ingenious solution – one last night of regret.
We will show the New Year’s Resolution sufferers what they’re missing out on to snap them out of their folly. One very last night of regret. A night of all-out debauchery and hashiness! Followed by a morning of questioning one’s life choices that lead you here.
Should you get another pint (or three) of Carlsberg? Definitely! Should you drink that dodgy shot the table next to you offered? Absolutely! Should you drunk dial your ex and profess your undying love? Without a doubt!
Our very own Full Moon Hash apothecary Bloody Butt Precise has prepared a special antidote potion to cure us of this disease once and for all. Limited edition Mi-moon-sas will be provided to all afflicted hashers at this Friday’s Full Moon Hash.
This epic showdown between hashers and New Year’s Resolution sufferers will take place on the banks of the Liangmahe. The battleground of previous cataclysmic battles in hash history, including the Grand Beijing Duck Lilo Race and the Attack of the Tri-hash-alops.
Lots of Yanjing, Mi-moon-sas, and mulled wine will be provided and is just what the doctor ordered.*
So cum join us as we say farewell to 2024 and say hello to a very hashy 2025! Everyone is welcome!
*Disclaimer: never take health advice from a hasher…
Dress Code: Anything you’ve regretted purchasing, or haberdashery
Hash Cash: 30 RMB
Running from Regret: Silent Suck-off
Walking from Regret: Bloody Butt Precise
Trail: Trail is A to A with bag drop at Paddy’s
When: Friday, 27th December 2024
7:00 pm meet-up
7:30 pm start
Meet Up: Paddy O’Shea’s 爱尔兰酒吧
北京市朝阳区东直门外大街28-5号
On-after: Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course!
D’erections to Paddy’s:
Dongzhimen Metro Station Exit C
东直门地铁站C出口
