Massive #1750 FOYW party for Fetus Envy & Circle K!!!

Remember that bit in Donnie Darko where the world line comes out of his chest and he can see where he was and will be at every point in time? The one-electron universe theory states all electrons are actually the same single electron with its world line is horribly entangled, and we exist in a slice across spacetime which miraculously allows that electron to become beer. Cats and D.O.G.S. living together! Women, Men; All is the same! Come entangle your world lines in an orgy of hashing this Sunday and tell random bundles of hashlectrons Fetus Envy (on his birthday!) and Circle K to fuck off! Anyway by this theory it does not matter where they are anyway. So be you from Guangzhou, Shanghai, Hong Kong or Beijing one Hasher is the same as any other but we are all better together.

This hashing extravaganza will feature custom haberdashery, a specially catered barbeque in the park by our very own Pretty Woman, more kegs of craft beer than you can throw an orbiting electron at, secret visiting hashers and many more surprises! Join your hares Fetus Envy, Dry Hole and Bearded Clam and party like your particle-antiparticle pairs are about to annihilate!

***Special edition dry fit shirts, shorts, and 1750 patches available***