Don’t you worry, it’s going to be alright. Coz I’m always ready. I won’t let hares outa my sight! (Thank you Jimi Jamison, we’re always hashing too.)

Sadly the Hoff and Pammy have left Baywatch, so it’s now up to us hashers to save lives and wrestle with sharks whilst pouting our thirsty lips in Yuyuantan Park. Put simply, Hashers, the people of Beijing need you in your latest ‘lifeguard’ swim wear, swimming ‘cozzy’, swim shorts, bikini, mankinis, facekinis and hashkinis to venture onto the tarmacked shores of west Beijing, shouting ‘On On!’ and diving into the “crystal blue” waters of Beijing’s cleanest urban lake to save the latest innocent child who decided to take a dinghy out on an ocean in the middle of Beijing – blame the parents, they’re obviously not Hashers (well….)!

Bring beach balls, lifeguard floats, dinghies, sharks, whales, penguins, sand (there is none at our chosen “beach”), anything you recall from your Baywatch memories. Shave your legs, shave your chest, do whatever makes your inner Pamela Anderson or David Hasselhoff shine.

For anyone born after 1999, please refer to this great buzzfeed article.


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  • Hares:
    Agent Orgy, Sweet & Furry and Just Ollie
  • Type:
    A to A
  • When:
    Sunday, 24 July 2016
  • Time:
    Meet at 14:30, run and walk start at 15:00
  • What to bring:
    Swimsuits, floaties and water guns encouraged! Sunblock, hats and sunnies also probably not a bad idea. Come beat the summer heat with some moist momma fun 😉
  • Hash Cash:
    30 RMB run/walk and circle
    80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner
  • Meet up:
    Liulin Restaurant No.17 Maolinju W Rd, Muxidi Haidian District
    Ph. 010-68524950
  • D’erections:
    Military Museum stop, Subway Line 1 and Subway Line 9, cum through Exit A, walk straight, past the Military Museum on your left hand side for approximately 500 meters. Turn LEFT at the first road and keep going 300 meters where on the right hand side of the road is the restaurant. EASY! If you get lost there will be penalities.