Don’t you worry, it’s going to be alright. Coz I’m always ready. I won’t let hares outa my sight! (Thank you Jimi Jamison, we’re always hashing too.)
Sadly the Hoff and Pammy have left Baywatch, so it’s now up to us hashers to save lives and wrestle with sharks whilst pouting our thirsty lips in Yuyuantan Park. Put simply, Hashers, the people of Beijing need you in your latest ‘lifeguard’ swim wear, swimming ‘cozzy’, swim shorts, bikini, mankinis, facekinis and hashkinis to venture onto the tarmacked shores of west Beijing, shouting ‘On On!’ and diving into the “crystal blue” waters of Beijing’s cleanest urban lake to save the latest innocent child who decided to take a dinghy out on an ocean in the middle of Beijing – blame the parents, they’re obviously not Hashers (well….)!
Bring beach balls, lifeguard floats, dinghies, sharks, whales, penguins, sand (there is none at our chosen “beach”), anything you recall from your Baywatch memories. Shave your legs, shave your chest, do whatever makes your inner Pamela Anderson or David Hasselhoff shine.
For anyone born after 1999, please refer to this great buzzfeed article.
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