Prepare to whip those johnsons out, its show (hash) time!

Some might say that johnsons should be celebrated every day – but Magic Johnson’s birthday is certainly a good occasion! Swing it low, wrap it around the bedpost or let Mrs. Murphy hold it in her hand, however you like it. While the NBA season won’t start until October, your jordan* hares believe it is about time to warm up your basketballs. And even if you simply can’t score as much and run into as many larry** birds as Magic did in his day, you can still play with your johnson – or simply wear a basketball outfit.

Join us on August 14 in your finest NBA (do they actually play basketball anywhere else?) apparel – make your hares and Denis Rodman proud!

* jordan: the hottest guy you can ever meet, hes hot, fine, and everything a girl can ask for (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jordan)

** larry: very sexy and wild in bed http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=larry

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  • Hares:
    Just Trenten, Dickmocracy and Bearded Clam
  • Type:
    A to A
  • When:
    Sunday, 14 August 2016
  • Time:
    Meet at 14:30, run and walk start at 15:00
  • Hash Cash:
    30 RMB run/walk and circle
    80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner
  • Meet up:
    The restaraunt is yu zhou xiao chu (渝洲小厨)at shui jing hutong 5 dongcheng (北京市东城区东水井胡同5).
  • D’erections:
    From chaoyangmen station exit G (朝阳门地铁站 G口)head west on chaoyangmen st. (朝阳门大街) toward south shuiguan hutong st. (南水关胡同). Turn left onto south shuiguan hutong st. and walk 200 meters. Destination will be on the right.