The fact that two of this week’s hares may no longer hash with us next year to celebrate this traditional run is precipitating the Beijing HHH into a deep malayse. While Malaysia may be independent, the Beijing Hash, and its annual Malaysia independence run in particular, has become dependent of (if not addicted to) creamy lips – mmm… tasty and delicious, bite-size and ready to eat…

Meanwhile, Tight Quim just realised that both the Federation of Malaya and Peking are no longer part of the UK, and that applying for a Chinese visa would be too mafan – which is why he decided to fuck off and go back home to good old Europe, where countries don’t just hastily declare independence…

Let us hash like there’s no yesterday, eat at Beijing’s Malaysian mother Hash canteen til we choke one out, and guzzle until we’re all indie… in the… damn it: free of colonial powers, clear thinking and sobriety.

Wear your finest traditional Malaysian costume, Malaysian-colored clothes (Red, White, Blue, Yellow), sarongs, your most independent Haberdashery – or whatever the hash you want, and join us in Liangmaqiao.

Sorakan, on on!

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  • Hares:
    Creamy Lips, Finger My Dough, Tight Quim & Blister Fister
  • Type:
    A to niu B!
  • When:
    Sunday, 28 August 2016
  • Time:
    Meet at 14:30, run and walk start at 15:00
  • Hash Cash:
    30 RMB run/walk and circle
    80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner
  • Meet up:
    Liangmaqiao. The restaurant is at B. Most of your stuff will supposedly be brought there (not by a Hasher, we promise!)
  • D’erections:
    Right outside Liangmaqiao station, line 10, exit B (short d’erection, always soft from alcohol…)