Loud, obnoxious and extremely noticeable due to their colorful personality and/or haberdashery: besides being semi-fit, the hashers wouldn’t make the world’s best spies and we all know it. But alas… It’s that time of the year again. Chinese National Day. While tens of thousands cram together at Tiananmen Square to enjoy – in the broadest sense of the word – an ice-cream or get squashed with the hipsters looking for propaganda posters in Houhai, when everyone is busy taking the obligatory selfies for wechat – that’s it, that’s our moment to shine. You can be a KGB agent-wannabe or that alluring foreigner the government warned people about; yes, you, dear hasher.
So dust off your black turtleneck, put on your black sunglasses and bring your gun. Agents in command Super Squirter, Godzilla Butt, Algae Bra and Just Mira, equipped with skills such as getting lost even with a navigator, have gathered significant intel on the area of ****** and will take you on a mission.
The objective? Get to the beer!
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