Loud, obnoxious and extremely noticeable due to their colorful personality and/or haberdashery: besides being semi-fit, the hashers wouldn’t make the world’s best spies and we all know it. But alas… It’s that time of the year again. Chinese National Day. While tens of thousands cram together at Tiananmen Square to enjoy – in the broadest sense of the word – an ice-cream or get squashed with the hipsters looking for propaganda posters in Houhai, when everyone is busy taking the obligatory selfies for wechat – that’s it, that’s our moment to shine. You can be a KGB agent-wannabe or that alluring foreigner the government warned people about; yes, you, dear hasher.

So dust off your black turtleneck, put on your black sunglasses and bring your gun. Agents in command Super Squirter, Godzilla Butt, Algae Bra and Just Mira, equipped with skills such as getting lost even with a navigator, have gathered significant intel on the area of ****** and will take you on a mission.

The objective? Get to the beer!

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  • Hares:
    Super Squirter, Godzilla Butt, Algae Bra and Just Mira
  • Type:
    A to A
  • When:
    Sunday, 2 October 2016
  • Time:
    Meet at 14:30, run and walk start at 15:00
  • Hash Cash:
    30 RMB run/walk and circle
    80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner
  • Meet up:
    Youwen Xinxin Xiangcai Guan (友文新新湘菜馆)
    Xinzhong Street B 12, Zi Ming Mansion 128B(新中街乙12号紫铭大厦128B)
  • D’erections:
    From the west traffic light of Paddy O’sheas turn to south,turn right in the first traffic corner。It is kinda just next to the Great Leap Brewery 大跃啤酒 (新中街店) if you luckly know that BEER PLACE:)or if arriving by taxi just west of the Holiday Inn Express on Chunxiu Rd 智选假日酒店(北京东直门).BTW the closest subway station is Dongsishitiao,also Dongzhimen station works。both of them are on LINE 2!!!!!!!