The fighting spirit of Aussies and Kiwis is celebrated on April 26, also known as ANZAC Day.(Australia & New Zealand Army Corps). It originated in WWI when the soldiers of both countries fought and died bravely.
Aussies and Kiwis share a similar sense of humour, as can be seen below.
1. How do kiwis find sheep in long grass?
Very very nice.
2. Why do racehorses of New Zealand run so fast?
They saw what happened to the sheep.
3. What is a New Zealander’s favorite book?
50 Shades of Graze.
4. How do you know if the wool in your socks came from New Zealand?
They’ve already got cum stains before you open the package.
5. What do you call a New Zealander with multiple girlfriends?
A shepherd.
6. How do you know Jesus Christ is not an Aussie or a Kiwi?
Because they couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
7. Have you heard of an Australian kiss?
.. its like a French kiss but down under!!
8. Why do Australian and Kiwi men suffer from premature ejaculations?
Because they can’t wait to get back to the pub to tell their mates.
9. What is Australian foreplay?
You awake mum?
Walking Hare: Banana Shoes
Running Hares: John The Baptist, Pickle Boy
Trail: A to B without bag drop, with ANZAC traditional games
Hash Cash: 30rmb for drinks, games, trail and circle; plus 75 rmb for dinner
When:
2:30 pm meet-up, 3:00 pm start; Sartuday; April 26；Prelude and song practice starts at 2pm.
Where:
Start point’s address: No.45 Building, Dongdaqiao Road community
东大桥路小区45号楼
D’erections:
Walk over 500 meters north from Exit A1 of Yong An Li Station on Metro Line 1
从地铁1号线永安里站A1出口向北走500多米便是
