Take the bull by the horns, yet be cringing.

Get cracking on pulse, it’s odds-on, either blotto or faded.

To put two and two together tells less homogenization and more paradigm shift.

Desire is hot in its heels with exertion of the hashing trail.

Not so much by you join Hash as by Hash you find yourself.

No beer, it’s like water off a duck’s back.

Grind mode’ll run into rumble strips named Beer Stops.

An mortifying situation sparks effervescent pie in the sky.

Bust your ass, not pull your weight.

Yikes! in hashing element, hang in balance and nothing by a thread in beer.

Spruce up nitty-gritty of heebie-jeebie, sparingly mawkish and saccharine.

What to deep six? You call for melatonin production.

String hashers along with the sweetness and light of a complexity.

Walking Hares: Sugar Mommy, Just Anne

Running Hare: Pickle Boy

Trail: A to A with bag drop at restaurant

Hairy Hashers:Trail is dog-friendly, not at restaurant

Hash Cash: rmb30 for beer, water, trail and circle, plus rmb75 for dinner

When: 2:30pm meet-up 3:00pm start; Saturday; May, 10

Where: Qian Jiu Ye (Guizhou cuisine) 黔九爷 (贵州菜)

Address: Ground floor commercial space, building 1, Zhuanhe Center, Haidian District 海淀区钻河中心1号楼底商

On-after: Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course

D’erections to meet up spot:

About 420 meters away from Exit E1 of line 2 or line13 at Xizhimen subway station西直门地铁站2号线或13号线的E1北口步行约420米